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Landladies are real strange people |
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Gotta watch what they do |
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Rent places for real fat prices |
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Then outta the blue |
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Raise hell outta noise and suchlike |
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And my boogie kazoo |
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(Chorus) |
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Send her a valentine |
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She goes for her walks on Wednesdays |
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On a Saturday night |
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Straight down to the local graveyard |
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By the moony moonlight |
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She likes to read all the tombstones |
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Read between the lines |
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Makes meanings that spell her stories |
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Then makes them alright |
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(Chorus) |
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Send her a valentine |
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She keeps her monkeys in a budgie's case |
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I have heard them cry |
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'Save our souls cause we don't wanna die so young' |
