老爸老妈浪漫史:s01e01-2 - 歌词

[00:00.00]	Ted: Hey, you wanna do something tonight?
[00:01.48]	Barney: Okay, meet me at the bar in 15 minutes. And suit up!
[00:04.34]	Ted: Hey.
[00:12.65]	Barney: Where's your suit? Just once, when I say "suit up", I wish you'd put on a suit.
[00:14.20]	Ted: I did. That one time.
[00:15.76]	Barney: lt was a blazer.
[00:20.43]	Ted: You know, ever since college, it's been Marshall and Lily and me.
[00:23.46]	Now it's gonna be Marshall and Lily and me. They'll get married, start a family.
[00:25.14]	Before long, I'm that weird middle-aged bachelor, their kids call "Uncle Ted".
[00:29.34]	Barney: I see what this is about. Have you forgotten what I said to you the night we met?
[00:35.33]	Barney: Ted, I'm gonna teach you how to live. Barney, We met at the urinal. Ted，
[00:42.60]	Ted: Oh, right. Hi.
[00:44.82]	Barney: Lesson one, lose the goatee. It doesn't go with your suit.
[00:47.24]	Ted: I'm not wearing a suit.
[00:48.82]	Barney: Lesson two, get a suit. Suits are cool. Exhibit A.
[00:51.77]	Lesson three, don't even think about getting married till you're 30.

[00:00.00]	Ted: Hey, you wanna do something tonight?
[00:01.48]	Barney: Okay, meet me at the bar in 15 minutes. And suit up!
[00:04.34]	Ted: Hey.
[00:12.65]	Barney: Where' s your suit? Just once, when I say " suit up", I wish you' d put on a suit.
[00:14.20]	Ted: I did. That one time.
[00:15.76]	Barney: lt was a blazer.
[00:20.43]	Ted: You know, ever since college, it' s been Marshall and Lily and me.
[00:23.46]	Now it' s gonna be Marshall and Lily and me. They' ll get married, start a family.
[00:25.14]	Before long, I' m that weird middleaged bachelor, their kids call " Uncle Ted".
[00:29.34]	Barney: I see what this is about. Have you forgotten what I said to you the night we met?
[00:35.33]	Barney: Ted, I' m gonna teach you how to live. Barney, We met at the urinal. Ted,
[00:42.60]	Ted: Oh, right. Hi.
[00:44.82]	Barney: Lesson one, lose the goatee. It doesn' t go with your suit.
[00:47.24]	Ted: I' m not wearing a suit.
[00:48.82]	Barney: Lesson two, get a suit. Suits are cool. Exhibit A.
[00:51.77]	Lesson three, don' t even think about getting married till you' re 30.

[00:00.00]	nǐ jīn wǎn yǒu jié mù ma?
[00:01.48]	shí wǔ fēn zhōng hòu jiǔ bā jiàn. chuān hǎo yì diǎn
[00:04.34]	hēi
[00:12.65]	nǐ zěn me bù chuān xī zhuāng? wǒ shuō chuān hǎo yì diǎn, jiù shì xī wàng nǐ néng chuān shang xī zhuāng
[00:14.20]	wǒ yǒu chuān guò yī cì
[00:15.76]	nà shi jiàn yùn dòng yī
[00:20.43]	yǐ qián dà xué de shí hòu dōu shì wǒ mǎ xiū lì lì,
[00:23.46]	xiàn zài jiù yào biàn chéng mǎ xiū hé lì lì, hái yǒu wǒ, tā men jí jiāng jié hūn, jiàn lì xīn de jiā tíng
[00:25.14]	bù jiǔ hòu, tā men de hái zi jiù huì rèn wéi wǒ shì lǎo guāng gùn. kāi shǐ jiào wǒ" wáng lǎo wǔ tài dé shū shū"
[00:29.34]	wǒ míng bái le nǐ wàng le wǒ men chū cì jiàn miàn shí wǒ duì nǐ de zhōng gào
[00:35.33]	wǒ yào jiào nǐ rú hé shēng huó. wǒ shì Barney, wǒ men zài xiǎo biàn chù jiàn guò miàn
[00:42.60]	shì nǐ, duì
[00:44.82]	dì yī kè, guā diào nǐ de shān yáng hú zǐ, tā yǔ nǐ de xī zhuāng bù pèi
[00:47.24]	wǒ méi chuān xī zhuāng
[00:48.82]	dì èr kè, chuān shang xī zhuāng. xī zhuāng hěn kù, hěn zhí guān
[00:51.77]	dì sān kè, 30 suì qián bú yào kǎo lǜ jié hūn