老爸老妈浪漫史:s01e01-4 - 歌词

[00:00.59]	Barney: Hey, loser, how's not playing Lazer Tag? Because playing Lazer Tag is awesome.
[00:05.69]	Oh, I killed you, Connor. Don't make me get your mom.
[00:08.75]	Ted: Hey, listen, I need your opinion on something.
[00:10.86]	Barney: Okay, meet me at the bar in 15 minutes. And suit up!
[00:13.48]	Ted: So, these guys think I chickened out. What do you think?
[00:17.84]	Barney: I can't believe you're still not wearing a suit.
[00:21.74]	Ted: She didn't even give me the signal.
[00:24.00]	Barney: What, is she gonna bat her eyes at you in Morse code?
[00:26.86]	"Ted, kiss me." No, you just kiss her."Ted，
[00:30.81]	Ted: Not if you don't get the signal.
[00:33.94]	Barney: Did Marshall give me the signal?
[00:38.70]	Marshall: No! I didn't, I swear.
[00:40.99]	Barney: But, see, at least tonight, I get to sleep knowing Marshall and me,
[00:45.51]	never gonna happen. You should've kissed her.
[00:47.34]	Ted: I should've kissed her. Well, maybe in a week when she gets back from Orlando.
[00:51.97]	Barney: A week? That's like a year in hot-girl time.
[00:54.22]	She'll forget all about you. Mark my words, you will never see that one again.

[00:00.59]	Barney: Hey, loser, how' s not playing Lazer Tag? Because playing Lazer Tag is awesome.
[00:05.69]	Oh, I killed you, Connor. Don' t make me get your mom.
[00:08.75]	Ted: Hey, listen, I need your opinion on something.
[00:10.86]	Barney: Okay, meet me at the bar in 15 minutes. And suit up!
[00:13.48]	Ted: So, these guys think I chickened out. What do you think?
[00:17.84]	Barney: I can' t believe you' re still not wearing a suit.
[00:21.74]	Ted: She didn' t even give me the signal.
[00:24.00]	Barney: What, is she gonna bat her eyes at you in Morse code?
[00:26.86]	" Ted, kiss me." No, you just kiss her." Ted,
[00:30.81]	Ted: Not if you don' t get the signal.
[00:33.94]	Barney: Did Marshall give me the signal?
[00:38.70]	Marshall: No! I didn' t, I swear.
[00:40.99]	Barney: But, see, at least tonight, I get to sleep knowing Marshall and me,
[00:45.51]	never gonna happen. You should' ve kissed her.
[00:47.34]	Ted: I should' ve kissed her. Well, maybe in a week when she gets back from Orlando.
[00:51.97]	Barney: A week? That' s like a year in hotgirl time.
[00:54.22]	She' ll forget all about you. Mark my words, you will never see that one again.

[00:00.59]	wō nāng fèi, bù wán léi shè qiāng de gǎn jué bù hǎo shòu ba? yīn wèi léi shè qiāng hǎo wán dé bù dé le!
[00:05.69]	wǒ yǐ jīng bǎ nǐ shā le, wǒ yào ràng nǐ huí lǎo jiā!
[00:08.75]	tīng zhe, wǒ xū yào nǐ de yī xiē jiàn yì
[00:10.86]	shí wǔ fēn zhōng hòu jiǔ bā jiàn, chuān hǎo yì diǎn!
[00:13.48]	zhè liǎng gè rén dōu rèn wéi wǒ tuì suō le, nǐ zěn me kàn?
[00:17.84]	wǒ bù gǎn xiāng xìn, nǐ hái shì méi yǒu chuān xī zhuāng!
[00:21.74]	tā gēn běn méi gěi wǒ àn shì
[00:24.00]	nán dào yào tā duì nǐ zhǎ yǎn zuò mò sī mì mǎ àn shì ma?
[00:26.86]	me me dā" bù xū yào, zhí jiē qīn shǎng qù!
[00:30.81]	méi yǒu àn shì jiù bù yīng gāi qīn
[00:33.94]	mǎ xiū gěi wǒ àn shì le ma?
[00:38.70]	wǒ méi yǒu, wǒ fā shì!
[00:40.99]	zhì shǎo wǒ zhī dào, jīn wǎn kě yǐ shuì gè ān wěn jué,
[00:45.51]	wǒ hé mǎ xiū zhī jiān shì bù kě néng de, nǐ yīng gāi qīn tā de
[00:47.34]	wǒ yīng gāi qīn tā. yī zhōu hòu děng tā cóng ào lán duō huí lái de ba
[00:51.97]	yī zhōu? duì là mèi lái shuō děng yú shì yī nián
[00:54.22]	tā huì bǎ nǐ wàng dé yī gān èr jìng. jì zhe wǒ de huà, nǐ bù kě néng zài jiàn dào tā le