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Ted: You had to play the race card. |
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Barney: Relax, Ted, we didn' t do anything wrong. And, BTW, we' d be out of here by now if you' d have tucked in your shirt. |
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Police: Go ahead, JFK. What is the baggage status? |
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Police A: They' re clean. It' s just a whole bunch of condoms. And a PowerBar. |
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Police: You' re free to go. |
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Ted: Don' t come to Philly. |
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Marshall: Man, I' m almost halfway there. |
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Ted: Yeah, we just got released and we' re heading back on the next flight. Meet us at MacLaren' s. Maybe we can still make last call. |
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Marshall: Can' t we just... |
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Ted: No, we can' t " just," we' re going home. |
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Barney: We' re going to Sascha' s. |
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Ted: Who the hell is Sascha? |
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Barney: Sascha. She' s having friends over for drinks at her house. It' s gonna be legend... Wait for it, and I hope you' re not lactose intolerant, ' cause the second half of that word is " dairy." |
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Ted: No! |
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Barney: Legendary! |
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Marshall: Legendary. That sounds awesome! |
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Ted: No, Marshall, we' re going back. |
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Marshall: Fine. Hold on, I have another call. Hello? |
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Barney: Marshall, we' re going to Sascha' s. |
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Ted: No, we' re not. |
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Barney: Ted, Ted, Ted. Right here. Yes, we are. |
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Marshall: Sorry, buddy. Two against one. |
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Ted: nǐ piān yào dǎ fū sè zhǒng zú zhè zhāng pái. Barney: ó, fàng qīng sōng, Ted. wǒ men méi zuò cuò rèn hé shì. hái yào shùn biàn shuō yī jù, rú guǒ nǐ zǎo bǎ chèn shān sāi hǎo, wǒ men zǎo jiù kě yǐ zǒu le. Police: shuō ba, kěn ní dí jī chǎng, xíng lǐ xiāng shì shén me qíng kuàng Police A: méi wèn tí le, zhǐ shì mǎn mǎn yī xiāng ān quán tào. hái yǒu gōng néng yǐn liào. Police: nǐ men kě yǐ zǒu le. Ted: bié dào fèi chéng lái le. Marshall: huǒ jì, wǒ dōu zǒu dào yī bàn le. Ted: wǒ men gāng bèi shì fàng le, wǒ men zuò xià yī bàn fēi jī huí lái. wǒ men zài Mcclaren' s jiàn, yě xǔ hái néng hē jǐ bēi. Marshall: wǒ men néng bù néng jiù...... Ted: bù, wǒ men méi yǒu jiù shén me, wǒ men huí jiā. Marshall: wǒ men yào qù Sasha jiā. Ted: Sasha shì shuí? Barney: Sasha, tā qǐng le péng yǒu dào tā jiā lǐ qù zuò kè, zhè kěn dìng huì shì chuán děng děng, ér qiě wǒ xī wàng nǐ bú duì niú nǎi guò mǐn, yīn wéi xià yī bàn shì" qí xìng de" Legendary, dary yǔ rǔ zhì pǐn xié yīn Ted: bù! Barney: chuán qí xìng de! Marshall: chuán qí? zhè tīng qǐ lái hěn kù. Ted: bù, Marshall, wǒ men yào huí jiā. Barney: hǎo ba, bié guà, wǒ yǒu gè chā bō. Barney: Marshall, wǒ men qù Sasha jiā. Ted: bù, wǒ men bù qù! Ted: Ted, Ted, Ted, kàn zhè ér. wǒ men yào qù de. Marshall: duì bù qǐ, huǒ jì, èr bǐ yī. |