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Ted: I don' t know. |
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Barney: Did you sleep with her sister? |
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Ted: No. |
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Barney: Did you sleep with her mom? |
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Ted: No. |
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Barney: I' m losing interest in your story. |
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Lily: Well, you must have done something. Why did you guys break up? |
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Marshall: He wasn' t ready for a commitment. |
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Ted: And her birthday might have been coming up. Okay, so I didn' t want to get a boyfriendlevel gift for a girl I was just about to break up with. |
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Lily: So you dumped her right before her birthday? |
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Ted: No! I didn' t dump her right before her birthday. |
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Ted: Natalie! Hey, happy birthday! Listen... |
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Lily: Never break up with a girl on her birthday! |
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Ted: Lily, please! The shirt! I know! It was a mistake. |
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Lily: Well, did she cry her eyes out? |
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Ted: I don' t know. |
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Lily: How do you not... You didn' t... |
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Ted: Natalie! Hey, happy birthday! Listen, you' re awesome. You really are awesome. I' m just, like, super busy right now, so maybe we should just call it a day. But you' re awesome. |
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Lily: On her answering machine! And on her birthday! |
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Ted: Lily, come on. |
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Lily: Who breaks up with somebody on their answering machine on their birthday? |
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Marshall: Yeah, dude, email. |
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Ted: wǒ bù zhī dào. Barney: nǐ hé tā jiě jie shuì guò le ma? Ted: méi yǒu. Barney: nǐ hé tā mā mā shuì guò le ma? Ted: méi yǒu. Barney: wǒ zhèng duì nǐ de gù shì shī qù xìng qù. Lily: , nǐ yí dìng zuò le shén me shì qíng tā cái huì zhè yàng. nǐ men wèi shí me fēn shǒu? Marshall: tā hái méi wèi zuò chū chéng nuò zhǔn bèi hǎo. Ted: nà shí tā de shēng rì kuài dào le. hǎo ba, wǒ bù xiǎng gěi yí gè wǒ jí jiāng tí chū fēn shǒu de rén sòng yī fèn nán péng yǒu jí bié de lǐ wù Lily: suǒ yǐ nǐ zài tā shēng rì qián shuǎi le tā? Ted: bù, wǒ méi zài shēng rì qián shuǎi tā. Ted: Natalie! hēi shēng rì kuài lè tīng zhe... Lily: yǒng yuǎn dōu bù néng zài nǚ shēng de shēng rì nà tiān tí chū fēn shǒu! Ted: Lily, bié zhè yàng, chèn shān! wǒ zhī dào, wǒ fàn le gè cuò wù. Lily: hǎo ba, tā bǎ yǎn jīng gěi kū zhǒng le ma? Ted: wǒ bù zhī dào. Lily: nǐ zěn me huì...? bú shì ba nǐ! Ted: Natalie! hēi shēng rì kuài lè! tīng zhe, nǐ hěn bù cuò, zhēn de bù cuò, hěn bù cuò, wǒ xiàn zài hěn máng. suǒ yǐ yě xǔ wǒ men zhī jiān hái shì huà shàng xiū zhǐ fú ba. dàn shì nǐ hěn bù cuò. Lily: zài diàn huà dá lù jī shàng! zài tā shēng rì nà tiān! Ted: Lily, bié zhè yàng. Lily: shuí huì zài duì fāng shēng rì nà tiān ér qiě shì dá lù jī shàng tí chū fēn shǒu! Marshall: shì a, xiōng dì, nǐ gāi fā Email shuō. |