| Natalie: I'm not the one for you! | |
| Ted: I'm sorry. I just... I thought the mature thing to do would be... | |
| Natalie: It's my birthday. | |
| Ted: Yes, I know. I didn't realize that it was... | |
| Natalie: It's my birthday, and you're telling me I'm not the one for you? | |
| Ted: It's really not such a big deal. I mean, it's the odds. It's like you lost the lottery. | |
| Natalie: Oh, so dating you is like winning the lottery? | |
| Ted: No, no, no. I didn't mean that. | |
| Natalie: Okay, so what's the problem? | |
| Ted: I can't explain it. | |
| Natalie: Try. | |
| Ted: It's ineffable. | |
| Natalie: I'm not effable? | |
| Ted: No, no, no, no, ineffable. "Ineffable" means it can't be explained. | |
| Natalie: Oh, so I'm stupid? | |
| Ted: Oh, God, what's going on? | |
| Natalie: Okay, what's going on is you broke my heart over my answering machine, on my birthday, waited three years for me to get over you, tracked me down, begged me to go out with you again, only so you could dump me three weeks later, again on my birthday! | |
| Ted: No, it's not like that. I'm just... It's... | |
| Natalie: Why? | |
| Ted: I'm just, like, super busy right now. | |
| Remember when Natalie said "I have my Krav Maga class in half an hour." Turns out Krav Maga is not a kind of yoga. It's a form of guerrilla street-fighting developed by the Israeli army. | |
| Natalie: 我不是你要的那个? Ted: 我很抱歉 我只是, 我 我 我认为成熟的做法是... Natalie: 今天是我生日! Ted: 是 我知道 我没意识到... Natalie: 今天是我生日你却跟我说,我不是你想要的那个人? Ted: 这真的没什么大不了.. 我是说 这跟你没中彩票一样.. Natalie: 噢 跟你约会就像中了彩票? Ted: 不 噢 不 噢.. 我不是那意思. Natalie: 好吧 那问题在哪? Ted: 我... 我 我不知道怎么解释 Natalie: 试着解释 Ted: 这是... 不知道怎么表达 Natalie: 我不能表达? Ted: 不 不 不 不.. "不能表达" 不能表达指解释不了. Natalie: 噢 我很蠢吗!? Ted: 噢 天那 到底怎么了. Natalie: 好吧 怎么了就是你伤了我的心,在我生日,在电话答录机上,我花了3年忘记你,你却又找到我 求我与你和好,只是为了你能在3周后甩掉我,再一次在我生日时候! Ted: 不 这 这 这不像你想的那样. 我只是.. 这 这 这 是... Natalie: 什么!? Ted: 我只是 只是现在很忙.... 记得Natalie说过"半小时后我有Krav Maga课". 事实证明Krav Maga并不是瑜伽的一种,是以色列军队发明的用于街头游击战的拳术. |
| Natalie: I' m not the one for you! | |
| Ted: I' m sorry. I just... I thought the mature thing to do would be... | |
| Natalie: It' s my birthday. | |
| Ted: Yes, I know. I didn' t realize that it was... | |
| Natalie: It' s my birthday, and you' re telling me I' m not the one for you? | |
| Ted: It' s really not such a big deal. I mean, it' s the odds. It' s like you lost the lottery. | |
| Natalie: Oh, so dating you is like winning the lottery? | |
| Ted: No, no, no. I didn' t mean that. | |
| Natalie: Okay, so what' s the problem? | |
| Ted: I can' t explain it. | |
| Natalie: Try. | |
| Ted: It' s ineffable. | |
| Natalie: I' m not effable? | |
| Ted: No, no, no, no, ineffable. " Ineffable" means it can' t be explained. | |
| Natalie: Oh, so I' m stupid? | |
| Ted: Oh, God, what' s going on? | |
| Natalie: Okay, what' s going on is you broke my heart over my answering machine, on my birthday, waited three years for me to get over you, tracked me down, begged me to go out with you again, only so you could dump me three weeks later, again on my birthday! | |
| Ted: No, it' s not like that. I' m just... It' s... | |
| Natalie: Why? | |
| Ted: I' m just, like, super busy right now. | |
| Remember when Natalie said " I have my Krav Maga class in half an hour." Turns out Krav Maga is not a kind of yoga. It' s a form of guerrilla streetfighting developed by the Israeli army. | |
| Natalie: wo bu shi ni yao de na ge? Ted: wo hen bao qian wo zhi shi, wo wo wo ren wei cheng shu de zuo fa shi... Natalie: jin tian shi wo sheng ri! Ted: shi wo zhi dao wo mei yi shi dao... Natalie: jin tian shi wo sheng ri ni que gen wo shuo, wo bu shi ni xiang yao de na ge ren? Ted: zhe zhen de mei shen me da bu liao.. wo shi shuo zhe gen ni mei zhong cai piao yi yang.. Natalie: o gen ni yue hui jiu xiang zhong le cai piao? Ted: bu o bu o.. wo bu shi na yi si. Natalie: hao ba na wen ti zai na? Ted: wo... wo wo bu zhi dao zen me jie shi Natalie: shi zhe jie shi Ted: zhe shi... bu zhi dao zen me biao da Natalie: wo bu neng biao da? Ted: bu bu bu bu.. " bu neng biao da" bu neng biao da zhi jie shi bu liao. Natalie: o wo hen chun ma!? Ted: o tian na dao di zen me le. Natalie: hao ba zen me le jiu shi ni shang le wo de xin, zai wo sheng ri, zai dian hua da lu ji shang, wo hua le 3 nian wang ji ni, ni que you zhao dao wo qiu wo yu ni he hao, zhi shi wei le ni neng zai 3 zhou hou shuai diao wo, zai yi ci zai wo sheng ri shi hou! Ted: bu zhe zhe zhe bu xiang ni xiang de na yang. wo zhi shi.. zhe zhe zhe shi... Natalie: shen me!? Ted: wo zhi shi zhi shi xian zai hen mang.... ji de Natalie shuo guo" ban xiao shi hou wo you Krav Maga ke". shi shi zheng ming Krav Maga bing bu shi yu jia de yi zhong, shi yi se lie jun dui fa ming de yong yu jie tou you ji zhan de quan shu. |
| Natalie: I' m not the one for you! | |
| Ted: I' m sorry. I just... I thought the mature thing to do would be... | |
| Natalie: It' s my birthday. | |
| Ted: Yes, I know. I didn' t realize that it was... | |
| Natalie: It' s my birthday, and you' re telling me I' m not the one for you? | |
| Ted: It' s really not such a big deal. I mean, it' s the odds. It' s like you lost the lottery. | |
| Natalie: Oh, so dating you is like winning the lottery? | |
| Ted: No, no, no. I didn' t mean that. | |
| Natalie: Okay, so what' s the problem? | |
| Ted: I can' t explain it. | |
| Natalie: Try. | |
| Ted: It' s ineffable. | |
| Natalie: I' m not effable? | |
| Ted: No, no, no, no, ineffable. " Ineffable" means it can' t be explained. | |
| Natalie: Oh, so I' m stupid? | |
| Ted: Oh, God, what' s going on? | |
| Natalie: Okay, what' s going on is you broke my heart over my answering machine, on my birthday, waited three years for me to get over you, tracked me down, begged me to go out with you again, only so you could dump me three weeks later, again on my birthday! | |
| Ted: No, it' s not like that. I' m just... It' s... | |
| Natalie: Why? | |
| Ted: I' m just, like, super busy right now. | |
| Remember when Natalie said " I have my Krav Maga class in half an hour." Turns out Krav Maga is not a kind of yoga. It' s a form of guerrilla streetfighting developed by the Israeli army. | |
| Natalie: wǒ bú shì nǐ yào de nà gè? Ted: wǒ hěn bào qiàn wǒ zhǐ shì, wǒ wǒ wǒ rèn wéi chéng shú de zuò fǎ shì... Natalie: jīn tiān shì wǒ shēng rì! Ted: shì wǒ zhī dào wǒ méi yì shí dào... Natalie: jīn tiān shì wǒ shēng rì nǐ què gēn wǒ shuō, wǒ bú shì nǐ xiǎng yào de nà gè rén? Ted: zhè zhēn de méi shén me dà bù liǎo.. wǒ shì shuō zhè gēn nǐ méi zhòng cǎi piào yí yàng.. Natalie: ō gēn nǐ yuē huì jiù xiàng zhōng le cǎi piào? Ted: bù ō bù ō.. wǒ bú shì nà yì sī. Natalie: hǎo ba nà wèn tí zài nǎ? Ted: wǒ... wǒ wǒ bù zhī dào zěn me jiě shì Natalie: shì zhe jiě shì Ted: zhè shì... bù zhī dào zěn me biǎo dá Natalie: wǒ bù néng biǎo dá? Ted: bù bù bù bù.. " bù néng biǎo dá" bù néng biǎo dá zhǐ jiě shì bù liǎo. Natalie: ō wǒ hěn chǔn ma!? Ted: ō tiān nà dào dǐ zěn me le. Natalie: hǎo ba zěn me le jiù shì nǐ shāng le wǒ de xīn, zài wǒ shēng rì, zài diàn huà dá lù jī shàng, wǒ huā le 3 nián wàng jì nǐ, nǐ què yòu zhǎo dào wǒ qiú wǒ yǔ nǐ hé hǎo, zhǐ shì wèi le nǐ néng zài 3 zhōu hòu shuǎi diào wǒ, zài yī cì zài wǒ shēng rì shí hòu! Ted: bù zhè zhè zhè bù xiàng nǐ xiǎng de nà yàng. wǒ zhǐ shì.. zhè zhè zhè shì... Natalie: shén me!? Ted: wǒ zhǐ shì zhǐ shì xiàn zài hěn máng.... jì de Natalie shuō guò" bàn xiǎo shí hòu wǒ yǒu Krav Maga kè". shì shí zhèng míng Krav Maga bìng bú shì yú jiā de yī zhǒng, shì yǐ sè liè jūn duì fā míng de yòng yú jiē tóu yóu jī zhàn de quán shù. |
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