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Natalie: I' m not the one for you! |
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Ted: I' m sorry. I just... I thought the mature thing to do would be... |
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Natalie: It' s my birthday. |
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Ted: Yes, I know. I didn' t realize that it was... |
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Natalie: It' s my birthday, and you' re telling me I' m not the one for you? |
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Ted: It' s really not such a big deal. I mean, it' s the odds. It' s like you lost the lottery. |
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Natalie: Oh, so dating you is like winning the lottery? |
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Ted: No, no, no. I didn' t mean that. |
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Natalie: Okay, so what' s the problem? |
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Ted: I can' t explain it. |
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Natalie: Try. |
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Ted: It' s ineffable. |
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Natalie: I' m not effable? |
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Ted: No, no, no, no, ineffable. " Ineffable" means it can' t be explained. |
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Natalie: Oh, so I' m stupid? |
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Ted: Oh, God, what' s going on? |
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Natalie: Okay, what' s going on is you broke my heart over my answering machine, on my birthday, waited three years for me to get over you, tracked me down, begged me to go out with you again, only so you could dump me three weeks later, again on my birthday! |
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Ted: No, it' s not like that. I' m just... It' s... |
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Natalie: Why? |
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Ted: I' m just, like, super busy right now. |
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Remember when Natalie said " I have my Krav Maga class in half an hour." Turns out Krav Maga is not a kind of yoga. It' s a form of guerrilla streetfighting developed by the Israeli army. |
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Natalie: wǒ bú shì nǐ yào de nà gè? Ted: wǒ hěn bào qiàn wǒ zhǐ shì, wǒ wǒ wǒ rèn wéi chéng shú de zuò fǎ shì... Natalie: jīn tiān shì wǒ shēng rì! Ted: shì wǒ zhī dào wǒ méi yì shí dào... Natalie: jīn tiān shì wǒ shēng rì nǐ què gēn wǒ shuō, wǒ bú shì nǐ xiǎng yào de nà gè rén? Ted: zhè zhēn de méi shén me dà bù liǎo.. wǒ shì shuō zhè gēn nǐ méi zhòng cǎi piào yí yàng.. Natalie: ō gēn nǐ yuē huì jiù xiàng zhōng le cǎi piào? Ted: bù ō bù ō.. wǒ bú shì nà yì sī. Natalie: hǎo ba nà wèn tí zài nǎ? Ted: wǒ... wǒ wǒ bù zhī dào zěn me jiě shì Natalie: shì zhe jiě shì Ted: zhè shì... bù zhī dào zěn me biǎo dá Natalie: wǒ bù néng biǎo dá? Ted: bù bù bù bù.. " bù néng biǎo dá" bù néng biǎo dá zhǐ jiě shì bù liǎo. Natalie: ō wǒ hěn chǔn ma!? Ted: ō tiān nà dào dǐ zěn me le. Natalie: hǎo ba zěn me le jiù shì nǐ shāng le wǒ de xīn, zài wǒ shēng rì, zài diàn huà dá lù jī shàng, wǒ huā le 3 nián wàng jì nǐ, nǐ què yòu zhǎo dào wǒ qiú wǒ yǔ nǐ hé hǎo, zhǐ shì wèi le nǐ néng zài 3 zhōu hòu shuǎi diào wǒ, zài yī cì zài wǒ shēng rì shí hòu! Ted: bù zhè zhè zhè bù xiàng nǐ xiǎng de nà yàng. wǒ zhǐ shì.. zhè zhè zhè shì... Natalie: shén me!? Ted: wǒ zhǐ shì zhǐ shì xiàn zài hěn máng.... jì de Natalie shuō guò" bàn xiǎo shí hòu wǒ yǒu Krav Maga kè". shì shí zhèng míng Krav Maga bìng bú shì yú jiā de yī zhǒng, shì yǐ sè liè jūn duì fā míng de yòng yú jiē tóu yóu jī zhàn de quán shù. |