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Barney: No, no, not again. Not this year. You' re going as my wingman. Flightsuit up. |
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Ted: No thanks. I' m sticking with the hanging chad. |
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Barney: Oh, you' re dangerous, Maverick. Your ego' s writing checks your body can' t cash. Okay. Here' s the plan, and I crap you not. I' m getting us into the Victoria' s Secret Halloween party. Trust me. By the end of the night, your chad will not be hanging. |
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Ted: We can get rejected by supermodels any night of the year. Tonight, I' m going up to the roof, I' m gonna have a few beers, I' m gonna wait for the slutty pumpkin. It' s just what I do. |
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Barney: Victoria' s Secret models prancing around in bras and panties, or Yale preppies reuniting their stupid a cappella group. What' s that, left hand? Right hand sucks? Word. |
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Ted: I' m heading up to the roof. |
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Barney: Well, boys, looks like it' s just the three of us. What' s that? Selffive? Nice. We out. |
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Barney: bù, bù xíng, bié zài lái. jīn tiān bù xíng. nǐ shì yào bàn wǒ de tóng liáo liáo jī fēi xíng yuán. háng kōng fú, chuān shang! Ted: bù, xiè le. wǒ hái shì yào bàn nà gè wú xiào xuǎn piào. Barney: ō, nǐ wēi xiǎn le, lí qún zhě. nǐ de yì shí zài kāi zhī piào, kě nǐ de ròu tǐ què wú fǎ duì xiàn. hǎo le, wǒ men zhè yàng, bù hé nǐ fèi huà le. wǒ men qù kàn wàn shèng jiē wéi duō lì yà sī mì wǎn huì nèi yī xiù. xiāng xìn wǒ, yè wǎn guò hòu, nǐ de xuǎn piào kěn dìng huì duì xiàn de. Ted: yī nián zhōng nǎ tiān chāo jí míng mó men dōu bú huì dā lǐ wǒ men de. jīn wǎn wǒ zhǐ qù lóu dǐng, hē jǐ bēi pí jiǔ, děng hòu wǒ de fàng dàng nán guā. wǒ zhǐ zhè me dǎ suàn. Barney: wéi duō lì yà sī mì nèi yī mó tè chuān zhe xiōng zhào hé nèi kù bēn yǒng zǒu dòng, huò zhě, yē lǔ luò bǎng shēng men jù zài yì qǐ de bèn dàn míng xīng duì. zěn me shuō, zuǒ shǒu?" yòu shǒu xùn tòu le", dào diǎn. Ted: wǒ qù lóu shàng le. Barney: huǒ jì men, kàn lái zhǐ yǒu wǒ men 3 gè le. shén me," zì jǐ pāi", bù cuò. wǒ men zǒu. |