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Ted : Barney? What, you' re back? |
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Barney : That' s right. |
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Ted : In a totally new costume. |
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Barney : Every Halloween, I bring a spare costume in case I strike out with the hottest girl at the party. That way I have a second chance |
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to make a first impression. What' s with the face? |
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Ted : It' s half " you' re pathetic," half " I have to pee." |
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Barney : So go to the bathroom. |
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Ted : No, there' s a huge line . I don' t wanna miss the slutty pumpkin. |
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Barney : So pee off the roof. Ted, pee off the roof. |
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Angel : Whoa, I wouldn' t do that if I were you. There' s people walking down there. |
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Barney : Come on, Ted. Who are you gonna listen to? Me or Mr. GoodyGoody over there? |
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Angel : Yeah, whatever. You guys got some weed? |
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Ted: bā ní? shén me, nǐ huí lái le Barney: méi cuò Ted: hái huàn le quán xīn de zhuāng bàn Barney: měi cì wàn shèng jiē wǒ dōu dài le bèi yòng xíng tou, yǐ fáng wǎn huì shàng wǒ bèi rě huǒ měi nǚ tī chū jú. zhè yàng wǒ jiù yòu duō le yī cì jī huì qù chóng sù dì yī yìn xiàng. nǐ biǎo qíng zěn me le? Ted: yī bàn shì jué de nǐ kě bēi, yī bàn shì wǒ yào xiǎo jiě Barney: nà qù cè suǒ a Ted: bù xíng, nà lǐ zài pái hěn zhǎng de duì, wǒ yě bù xiǎng cuò guò wǒ de fàng dàng nán guā Barney: nà cóng lóu dǐng wǎng xià sā. ō, tài dé, cóng lóu dǐng wǎng xià sā niào Angel: ō, wǒ shì nǐ wǒ kě bù zhè me zuò, xià miàn yǒu rén zài zǒu Barney: lái ba, tài dé, nǐ yào tīng shuí de? wǒ, hái shì nà gè hǎo hǎo xiān shēng? Angel: hǎo, zěn me dōu hǎo. nǐ men yǒu dà yān ma |