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Robin : I just got dumped. |
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Ted : Oh, man, that sucks. |
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Robin : It' s okay. I wasn' t that into him. Story of my life. Everyone else is off falling in love and acting stupid and goofy and sweet and insane, but not me. Why don' t I want that more? I want to want that. Am I wired wrong or something? |
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Ted : No. Look, you didn' t want to be with me. So clearly, you have abysmal taste in men. But you' re wired just fine. |
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Robin : Well, what if I' m just a cold person. Tonight, Mike was willing to look like a complete idiot for me, but I couldn' t be Gretel. Why can' t I be Gretel? |
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Ted : Because you just haven' t met the right Hansel yet. Hey, one day you' re gonna meet a guy who' s gonna make you wanna look like a complete idiot. |
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Robin : Really? |
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Ted : Yeah, he' s out there somewhere. Just like the slutty pumpkin. |
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Robin : How do you do this, Ted? How do you sit out here all night on the roof, in the cold, and still have faith your pumpkin' s gonna show up? |
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Ted : Well, I' m pretty drunk. Look, I know that odds are, the love of my life isn' t gonna magically walk through that door in a pumpkin costume at 2: 43 in the morning. But it seems as nice a spot as any to just, you know, sit and wait. |
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Robin: wǒ gāng bèi rén shuǎi le Ted: ō, huǒ jì, zhēn xùn Robin: shì a, hái hǎo. wǒ hái bù zěn me mí shàng tā. yòu suàn yī duàn shēng huó gù shì. qí tā rén dōu zǒu qù liàn ài, biǎo xiàn xiàng shǎ guā yí yàng, yòu bèn yòu tián mì yòu fēng diān, dàn wǒ bù xíng. wèi shí me wǒ huì zhè me xiǎng yào zhè zhǒng, wǒ xiǎng yào qù yào zhè zhǒng. wǒ yǒu diǎn rào bù guò wān hái shì shén me Ted: bú shì. xiǎng a, nǐ dōu bù yuàn yì hé wǒ hǎo, suǒ yǐ, míng xiǎn de, nǐ duì nán rén de pǐn wèi hěn gāo. nǐ rào bù guò wān hěn hǎo. Robin: rú guǒ wǒ zhǐ shì yí gè lěng mò de rén, zěn me bàn? jīn wǎn mài kè yuàn yì wèi wǒ biàn chéng yí gè wán quán de shǎ guā, dàn shì, wǒ bù yuàn yì dāng gé lái tè. wèi shí me wǒ bù néng dāng gé lái tè Ted: yě xǔ yīn wèi nǐ hái méi yù shàng hé shì de hàn sài ěr. hēi, nǎ tiān nǐ huì yù dào yí gè ràng nǐ yuàn yì wán quán biàn shǎ de rén de Robin: zhēn de Ted: shì a, tā jiù zài mǒu gè dì fāng, jiù xiàng nà gè fàng dàng nán guā, nán guā, nán guā Robin: nǐ zěn me zuò dào de, tài dé? nǐ zěn me zuò dào zhè me lěng hái zhěng wǎn zài zhè gè wū dǐng shàng zuò děng de, ér qiě hái jiān xìn nǐ de nán guā huì chū xiàn? Ted: kě néng, wǒ hěn zuì le. wǒ zhī dào kě néng xìng bù dà. wǒ ài rén yě bú huì qí jī bān de cóng nà shàn mén chū xiàn, hái zài zǎo shàng 2 diǎn 43 fēn chuān zhe nán guā zhuāng, bù guò kàn qǐ lái jiù xiàng hé zài bié de dì fāng suǒ néng zuò yí yàng, zuò xià děng dài. |