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Ted: Hi, Ellen. I think I want my money back. |
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Woman: I' m a failure. I' m all washed up. I tried everything, Ted. I widened the search parameters, I tweaked the program. Last night, I stood out on the street for five hours showing your photo to random pedestrians. No takers. Although this transvestite hooker said he she would do you for half price because you kind of look like John Cusack and his her favorite movie was Say Anything... |
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Ted: Come on, Ellen. I mean, a pint of ice cream. Isn' t that a bit clich? |
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Woman: It' s for the bourbon. |
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Ted: This isn' t hopeless. You' re gonna find someone for me. |
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Woman: No, I won' t. You' re gonna die alone. |
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Ted: I' m not gonna die alone. Look at me. I' m bright. I' m attractive. You just gotta get back out there and keep looking. |
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Woman: No. You' re never gonna find anybody. And every year, you' re just getting older and it' s getting harder and harder. |
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Ted: You' re being ridiculous. I' m gonna be up on that wall one of these days. |
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Woman: No, you won' t! |
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Ted: Yes, I will! |
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Woman: How do you know? |
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Ted: I don' t know, but I believe. Hell, if a cockroach and a mouse can find love in this crazy city, then damn it, so can I! |
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Ted: hāi, Ellen wǒ xiǎng yào huí wǒ de qián Woman: wǒ zhēn shī bài wǒ quán gǎo zá le. wǒ shén me dū shì guò le, tài dé, wǒ kuò dà le sōu xún cān shù, zài xì tǒng zhōng sōu suǒ. zuó wǎn wǒ zhàn zài dà jiē shàng, 5 gè xiǎo shí ná zhe nǐ de zhào piān xī wàng néng zài háng rén zhōng zhǎo dào hé shì de rén, méi rén yuàn yì. jǐn guǎn nèi xiē yì zhuāng jì nǚ shuō.. tā tā yuàn yì bàn jià ràng nǐ shàng, yīn wèi nǐ zhǎng de xiàng John Cusack tā tā zuì xǐ huān de diàn yǐng míng xīng Ted: bié zhè yàng, Ellen. wǒ shuō, yī hé bīng qí lín shì bú shì tài lǎo tào le Woman: zhè shì yòng lái zhuāng bō páng de yī zhǒng wēi shì jì jiǔ Ted: bié jué wàng. nǐ huì gěi wǒ zhǎo dào hé shì de rén de Woman: bù, wǒ zhǎo bu dào. nǐ huì gū dú zhì sǐ Ted: wǒ bú huì gū dú dào sǐ. kàn kàn wǒ, wǒ cōng míng, wǒ yǒu xī yǐn lì. nǐ zhǐ yào zhèn zuò qǐ lái jì xù xún zhǎo Woman: bù, nǐ yǒng yuǎn zhǎo bu dào rèn hé rén shì hé nǐ. měi guò yī nián nǐ jiù lǎo yī suì, zhè jiù huì biàn de gèng jiā kùn nán Ted: zhè tài kě xiào le, bù duō jiǔ wǒ jiāng huì chū xiàn zài zhè miàn qiáng shàng Woman: bù, nǐ bú huì Ted: bù, wǒ huì Woman: nǐ zěn me zhī dào Ted: wǒ bù qīng chǔ, dàn shì wǒ xiāng xìn! rú guǒ yì zhī zhāng láng hé lǎo shǔ néng zài zhè chéng shì zhǎo dào zhēn ài. nà me, tā mā de, wǒ yě néng |