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Mother: So, Lily, when are you gonna start thinking about having a baby? |
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Lily: Baby? You know, I hadn' t really thought about it. At all. |
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Actually, Aunt Lily was lying. It was all she' d been thinking about. You see, remember when she said... |
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Lily: Well, I just ralphed. |
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At that point, she was five days late. This was day six. |
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Lily: Yeah, I mean, I' m way too young to have a baby, right? |
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Mother: Oh, are you kidding? I was younger than you when I had Marcus. Beautiful 15pound boy. Not much bigger than this turkey right here. |
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Lily: Oh, boy. |
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Now, if Lily was already uneasy about joining the Eriksen family, imagine how she felt about possibly having a 15pound Eriksen growing inside of her. |
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Lily: That' s a big baby, Judy. |
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Mother: The doctor thought he was twins. |
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Lily: Twins. Twins. |
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Mother: nà me lì lì nǐ dǎ suàn shén me shí hòu yào gè bǎo bǎo Lily: hái zi è tīng zhe. shì shí shàng wǒ hái méi yǒu kǎo lǜ guò zhè gè wèn tí. yì diǎn dōu méi yǒu shì shí shàng lì lì ā yí zài sā huǎng. zhè zhèng shì tā yī zhí zài kǎo lǜ de wèn tí, jì de dāng tā shuō Lily: wǒ gāng cái tǔ le zài nà shí tā de lì jià yǐ jīng chí le 5 tiān. jīn tiān shì dì 6 tiān Lily: wǒ shì shuō duì yào gè hái zi lái jiǎng wǒ hái tài nián qīng le shì bú shì Mother: ó nǐ zài kāi wán xiào. wǒ bǐ nǐ hái nián qīng de shí hòu jiù yǒu le Marcus, 15 bàng de piào liàng nán hái, bǐ zhè gè huǒ jī dà bù liǎo duō shǎo Lily: ó tiān na xiàn zài rú guǒ shuō lì lì duì yú jiā rù ài lì kè sēn jiā tíng lái shuō gǎn dào xīn shén bù ān de huà, xiǎng xiàng yī xià tā duì yú huái zhe yí gè 15 bàng de yīng ér huì shì shén me gǎn jué Lily: zhè hái zi kě zhēn gòu dà de Judy Mother: yī shēng shuō tā shì shuāng bāo tāi Lily: shuāng bāo tāi shuāng bāo tāi! |