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All : Whoa! Whoa! |
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Carl : It' s my own concoction. I call it the Red Dragon. |
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All : Wow. Thanks, Carl. |
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Robin : Really sweet. |
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Ted : We' re not really doing shots, are we? |
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Lily : I hope not. |
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All : No, no, no. |
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Lily : These look kind of like blood. |
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Marshall : Okay, I know that you' ve all dismissed this theory before. But is there any chance that Carl is a vampire? |
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Barney : That' s ludicrous. |
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Marshall : No, look, I am serious. Think about it. He always wears black, we never see him in the daylight, only after dark. |
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Ted : Oh, my God. That does describe a vampire. Or, you know, a bartender. Well, I should go get dressed. |
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Ted : Where you going, buddy, hot date? |
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Lily : I' ll say. She' s going out with a billionaire. |
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Robin : Lily, I told you not to call him that. |
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Ted : Wait, you' re really going out with a billionaire? |
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Robin : He' s not a billionaire. He' s a hundred millionaire. Why do people always round up? |
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Ted : So, where' s Thurston Howell taking you? |
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Robin : A charity dinner. |
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Lily : Yeah, 2, 000 a plate. |
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Robin : 1, 500! Stop rounding up. And it' s for Third World hunger. |
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Barney : You gonna put out? What? There' s only one reason he' s taking her to this dinner, and it' s not so little Mu Tu can get his malaria pills. |
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Lily : I think my soul just threw up a little bit. |
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Robin : Well, I' m gonna be late. You guys have fun. |
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Lily : Bye. |
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Ted : See you. |
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Carl: gè wèi, wǒ qǐng kè, zhè shì wǒ dú jiā diào pèi de jiǔ, wǒ jiào tā" hóng lóng". All: wa ó! duō xiè Robin: nǐ tài hǎo le Ted: wǒ men bú huì yào yī kǒu mèn le ba? All: xī wàng bú yào Lily: zhè wán yì ér kàn qǐ lái xiàng xiān xuè yí yàng Marshall: hǎo de, wǒ zhī dào nǐ men zhè bāng rén yī zhí dōu bù rèn tóng zhè gè guān diǎn, bù guò zhè gè Carl huì bú huì jiù shì gè xī xiě guǐ? bié a, huǒ jì men, wǒ shì rèn zhēn de, zǐ xì xiǎng xiǎng a. tā yī zhí dōu chuān hēi sè yī fú, wǒ men chú le tiān hēi yǐ hòu cóng lái méi yǒu zài bái tiān kàn dào guò tā. Robin: ó, tiān nà! zhè shì zài miáo shù yí gè xī xiě guǐ ma? zhè shì zhèng cháng jiǔ bā fú wù yuán de shēng huó a. wǒ dé zǒu le. Ted: bǎo bèi, nǐ qù nǎ a? jī qíng yuē huì? Lily: wǒ zhī dào, qù hé yí gè yì wàn fù wēng yuē huì. Robin: lì lì, wǒ yào nǐ bié gào sù tā de. Ted: děng xià, nǐ zhēn de hé yì wàn fù wēng? Robin: bú shì yì wàn fù wēng, yǒu yī bǎi gè yī bǎi wàn ér yǐ. wèi shí me nǐ men zǒng yào bǎ qián jiā qǐ lái suàn yī yì ne? Ted: nà me Thurston Howell zhǔn bèi qǐng nǐ qù nǎ lǐ chī fàn? Robin: yí gè cí shàn yì mài de wǎn yàn. Lily: ó! huā liǎng qiān mǎi yí gè pán zi. Robin: zhǐ yào yī qiān wǔ, bié zài suàn le. shì wèi le dì sān shì jiè zāi mín. Barney: nǐ zhǔn bèi hēi xiū ma? gàn ma a, tā dài tā qù fù wǎn yàn, bù jiù wèi liǎo jié shù hòu qù hēi xiū ma? yòu bú shì dàng zhēn wèi le ràng dì sān shì jiè rén mín néng chī shàng nüè jí yào. Lily: wǒ de xiǎo xīn líng yǒu diǎn nán shòu. Robin: wǒ yào chí dào le, nǐ men dà jiā wán dé kāi xīn. Lily: zài jiàn Ted: huí jiàn |