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Ted : I drank all five, ! |
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Marshall : I love drunk Ted. |
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Ted : Marshall thinks you' re a vampire. |
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Carl : If he pukes, one of you guys cleans it up. |
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Lily : No dibs! |
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Barney : No... Oh, damn it! |
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Ted : How quickly you all forget! I haven' t puked since high school. I am vomitfree since ' 93. Vomitfree since ' 93. That' s funny. I' m funny! |
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Lily : Who are you calling? |
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Ted : Robin. |
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Marshall : Bad idea jeans. |
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Barney : No, no, it' s a great idea. That' s the whole point of getting drunk. You do things you' d never do in a million years if you were sober. |
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Lily : Says every girl you' ve ever slept with. |
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Both : Say what? |
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Ted : Hello, Robin, it' s Ted. |
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Robin : Hi, Ted. |
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Ted : Hello, Robin, it' s Ted. |
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Robin : Hi, Ted. Sounds like you' re having fun. |
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Ted : Robin, have I ever told you that I am vomitfree since 93? |
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Robin : Oh, listen, Ted, I can' t really talk right... Ninetythree? Dude, that' s impressive. |
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Ted : Robin, you know, I don' t say this enough, but you' re a great woman! And a great reporter. You should be on 60 Minutes, You should be one of the minutes! |
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Robin : Well, that' s sweet and odd, but I' m kind of on a date right now. |
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Ted : Yeah, and I disagree with Barney. Just cause this guy is spending a lot of money doesn' t mean you have to put out. Take it slow, Robin. Take it slow. Slow. |
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Robin : Bye, Ted. |
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Ted : Slow. |
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Ted: xiǎo, wǒ bǎ wǔ bēi quán hē le. Marshall: wǒ xǐ huān zuì hàn tài dé. Ted: mǎ xiū rèn wéi nǐ shì gè xī xiě guǐ. Carl: rú guǒ tā zài zhè tǔ le, suí biàn nǐ men shuí dé bǎ zhè lǐ lòng gān jìng. Lily: guān wǒ pì shì. Barney: guān wǒ, wǒ... gāi sǐ de. Ted: zhè me kuài nǐ men jiù wàng le ma? shàng gāo zhōng hòu wǒ jiù méi tǔ guò. zì cóng 1993 nián kāi shǐ wǒ jiù shì qiān bēi bù tǔ le. cóng 93 nián qǐ, qiān bēi bù tǔ. hǎo hǎo wán, wǒ tài yōu mò le. Lily: nǐ dǎ diàn huà gěi shuí? Ted: luó bīn. Marshall: ó, zhè kě bú shì hǎo diǎn zǐ. Barney: bù, bù, zhè shì gè hěn bàng de xiǎng fǎ. zhè cái shì ràng tā hē zuì de mù dì suǒ zài a, tā zài tóu nǎo qīng xǐng de shí hòu guò yī bǎi wàn nián yě bú huì zuò zhè shì de. Lily: gēn tā shuō shuō, céng jīng shuì guò de suǒ yǒu de niū. Both: shuì guò de niū. Ted: wèi, luó bīn. shì wǒ tài dé. Robin: ó hāi, tài dé. Ted: wèi, luó bīn. shì wǒ tài dé. Robin: hāi, tài dé. tīng qǐ lái nǐ wán de hěn kāi xīn a. Ted: luó bīn, wǒ yǒu méi yǒu gēn nǐ shuō guò, wǒ zì cóng 93 nián qǐ jiù shì qiān bēi bù tǔ? Robin: tīng zhe, tài dé, wǒ xiàn zài bù fāng biàn hé nǐ dǎ diàn huà. cóng 1993 nián hǎo jiā huo, hěn lì hài a. Ted: luó bīn, wǒ hái méi shuō wán. nǐ shì gè fēi cháng bàng de nǚ hái, fēi cháng bàng de. nǐ yīng gāi qù zhǔ chí liù shí fēn zhōng, nǐ yīng gāi shì xīn wén jiāo diǎn. Robin: shuō de hěn dòng tīng... yě hěn qí guài. dàn shì wǒ zài yuē huì a Ted: shì de, wǒ bù gǒu tóng bā ní de kàn fǎ. wǒ bù rèn wéi nà fù wēng huā shàng yī dà duī qián jiù shì wèi le gēn nǐ hēi xiū. màn màn lái, luó bīn. màn màn lái, màn màn. Robin: zài jiàn, tài dé Ted: màn màn |