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Ted : I' m back, baby doll! And I am gonna throw up. I threw up? My streak is over. Vomitfree since ' 05 doesn' t sound good. Sorry, Carl, go on. |
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Ted : Carl? Did you know the word " karaoke" is Japanese for empty orchestra? Isn' t that hauntingly beautiful? Are you a vampire? |
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Carl : All right. I' m cutting you off. Go home and get some sleep, Ted. |
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Ted : Yeah, sun' s gonna come up soon. Wouldn' t want to be around for that, would we? Hey, how easy you think it would be to sneak into the zoo? I have to see some penguins, like, right now. |
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Carl : All right, give me your arm. |
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Ted : Okay. |
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Carl : This way, if you pass out in the gutter. |
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Ted : LAUGHING It tickles! |
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Carl : someone will call me, and I will come get you. |
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Ted : Thanks, Carl. |
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Ted : We can' t just be friends! We' re attracted to each other. We both know it. |
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Carl : Excuse me? |
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Ted : Me and Robin. Me and Robin. I have to make one more call. |
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Carl : Yeah, this' ll go good. |
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Ted : Hey, it' s me again. Look. Who are we kidding? You and I are both attracted to each other. We' re young. We' re drunk. Half of us, anyway. And we only get one life. So, why don' t you come over to my apartment right now, and we' ll think of something stupid |
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to do together. Really? Great. Wait, really? Great. |
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Ted: wǒ huí lái le, xiǎo kě ài men, wǒ... wǒ yào tǔ le, wǒ tǔ le! ó, wǒ de jì lù wán dàn le. cóng 2005 nián qǐ, qiān bēi bù tǔ, tīng qǐ lái hǎo làn. bào qiàn, Carl, jì xù shuō. Ted: Carl... nǐ zhī dào kǎ lā OK zhè gè cí zài rì yǔ lǐ shì wú yuè duì bàn zòu de yì sī ma? shì bú shì ràng rén yìn xiàng shēn kè. nǐ shì bú shì xī xiě guǐ a? Carl: hǎo le, bù zuò nǐ de shēng yì le. huí jiā shuì jiào ba, tài dé. Ted: shì a, tài yáng hěn kuài jiù yào shēng qǐ, bù rú wǒ men chū qù zǒu zǒu ba, hǎo ma? hēi, nǐ jué de tōu tōu pǎo jìn dòng wù yuán jiǎn dān ma? wǒ xiàn zài dé qù huì jiàn yī xiē qǐ é. Carl: hǎo ba, bǎ nǐ de gē bó gěi wǒ. Ted: xíng. Carl: jiù zhè yàng, rú guǒ nǐ zài něi gè lù biān de yīn gōu lǐ zuì dào le Ted: hǎo yǎng yǎng. Carl: bié rén huì dǎ diàn huà gěi wǒ, rán hòu wǒ jiù qù jiē nǐ. Ted: duō xiè le, Carl. wǒ men bù néng zhǐ shì péng yǒu, bǐ cǐ xīn lǐ dōu míng bái, wǒ men dōu shì zhōng qíng duì fāng de. Carl: nǐ shuō shí mǒ? Ted: wǒ hé luó bīn, wǒ hé luó bīn. wǒ dé zài dǎ yí gè diàn huà. Carl: zhè yàng jiù shěng wǒ de shì le. Ted: wèi, yòu shì wǒ. tīng zhe, wǒ men zài piàn shuí, nǐ hé wǒ dōu bǐ cǐ zhōng qíng duì fāng. wǒ men dōu nián qīng, wǒ men dōu hē zuì le, wǒ men zhōng de yí gè hē zuì le, wǒ men yǒu tóng yàng de shēng huó. nà me, wèi shí me nǐ bù xiàn zài jiù qù wǒ jiā, wǒ men yì qǐ xiǎng diǎn chǔn shì qù zuò zuò. zhēn de? tài bàng le. děng xià, zhēn de? tài bàng le. |