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Ted : When you' re single, and your friends start to get married, every wedding invitation presents a strange moment of selfevaluation. Will you be bringing a guest or will you be attending alone? What it' s really asking is, where do you see yourself in three months? Sitting next to your girlfriend, or hitting on a bridesmaid? I always checked that I was bringing a guest, I was an optimist. |
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Ted : Who the hell am I gonna bring to this wedding? |
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Barney : Ted, have you ignored all of my teachings? |
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Ted : For the most part, yeah. |
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Barney : You don' t bring a date to a wedding. That' s like bringing a deer carcass on a hunting trip. Oh, Ted. Oh, Ted. No, no date! |
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Ted : Deer carcass, really? That' s the metaphor you' re going with here? |
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Barney : Ted, it' s a simile. |
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Ted : Well, it' s too late now. If I don' t bring a date, a 200 piece of chicken salmon will go uneaten. I gotta bring someone, but who? Of course I knew who I wanted to bring, Robin. The big unanswered question in my life. Problem was, she was dating this really rich guy named Derek, Derek! |
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Robin : Well, Derek and I just broke up. |
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Lily : No, that' s terrible. Are you okay? |
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Marshall :: Yeah, do you need a drink or something? |
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Robin : No. We never really clicked. I felt bad though. He was pretty bummed. |
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Barney : Don' t beat yourself up. He' ll be fine. I mean, the guy' s, like, a billionaire. He can put his platinum card on a fishing line and reel in 10 chicks hotter than you. |
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Robin : Thanks. I feel a lot better. I think I' ll get that drink now. |
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Ted : Okay, guys. I gotta say something. I think my feelings for Robin may be resurfacing. |
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Lily : Oh, please. They were buried in a shallow grave. |
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Marshall : Not again. Come on. Dude, we all know how this movie ends. Ted falls in love. Love kicks Ted in the sprouts. Roll credits. |
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Ted : No! You guys just have to look at the whole picture. Fact, Robin was into me when we first met. Fact, Even though she didn' t want a relationship, we had an amazing kiss on the roof. Fact, On New Year' s Eve, we kissed again, Fact. I need a date to this wedding. Wish me luck. |
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Ted: zài nǐ dān shēn de shí hòu, nǐ de péng yǒu men dōu kāi shǐ jié hūn le, měi cì shōu dào xǐ tiě de shí hòu duì zì wǒ kàn fǎ dōu huì yǒu diǎn qí guài, nǐ huì kàn qǐ lái yǒu diǎn gé gé bù rù, hái yào dú zì yī rén qù cān jiā hūn lǐ. dàn guān jiàn wèn tí shì, lí hūn lǐ de nà sān ge yuè gàn shén me? zhǎo dào xià yī rèn nǚ yǒu, huò zhě qù pào bàn niáng. zài xǐ tiě shàng, wǒ yī zhí dōu xuǎn zé dài" jiā shǔ" zhè yī xiàng de, cóng lái méi yǒu bù xuǎn guò. 2 gè yuè líng 26 tiān hòu, hūn lǐ wǒ néng dài shuí qù a? Barney: nǐ zài qǐng wǒ lái jiào nǐ ma? wǒ jiào nǐ de nǐ dōu wàng jì le me? Ted: kàn qíng kuàng shì de a. dà bù fèn chà bù duō ba. Barney: bú yào dài shén me nǚ yǒu qù hūn lǐ. dài shàng nǐ de nà tiáo" xiǎo liè gǒu" qù hūn lǐ shàng liè yàn. dài shàng nǚ bàn xiāng dāng yú shì dài zhe yī tóu sǐ lù dǎ liè ó, tài dé, jué duì bú yào dài nǚ yǒu qù, dài shàng nà wán yì qù liè yàn? Ted: fēi děi zhè yàng shuō ma? Barney: tài dé, zhè shì rén zhī cháng qíng. bǐ yù Ted: chí le, wǒ yǐ jīng huā le liǎng bǎi kuài nòng lǐ fú le. wǒ kěn dìng yào dài rén qù de, dàn shì dài shuí qù ne? wǒ dāng rán zhī dào yào dài shuí qù, nà jiù shì luó bīn, zhè shì wù yōng zhì yí de. dàn wèn tí shì, tā zhèng zài hé yí gè jiào dé léi kè de dà kuǎn yuē huì, ó, hēng, dé léi kè. Robin: wǒ hé dé léi kè fēn shǒu le. Lily: ó, nà tài zāo le, nǐ hái hǎo ba? Marshall: nǐ yào hē diǎn shén me ma? Robin: wǒ cóng lái méi zhù yì dào de xiǎo shì, zuì hòu tū rán bào fā. Barney: nǐ yào zhèn zuò qǐ lái, méi shì de, zhèi xiē bǎi wàn fù wēng kě bǐ nǐ huì fàng cháng xiàn diào dà yú duō le. Robin: duō xiè a, wǒ gǎn jué hǎo duō le. wǒ kàn wǒ xiàn zài dé hē shàng yī bēi. Ted: tīng zhe, dà huǒ men, wǒ yǒu huà yào shuō, wǒ duì luó bīn qí shí hái shì yǒu gǎn jué de. Lily: ó, bài tuō. nǐ men nà zǎo jiù shì chén zhī má làn gǔ zi le Marshall: bú yào zài gǎo le. dé le ba, shuài gē, wǒ men dōu zhī dào nǐ men zhè chǎng ài qíng xì huì yǒu shén me yàng de xià chǎng. tài dé zhuì rù le ài hé, dàn shì tài dé de ài de xiǎo méng yá bèi qiā sǐ le. rán hòu dǎ chū zì mù, diàn yǐng jié shù. Ted: bù, nǐ men kàn kàn shí jì qíng kuàng a. shí jì shì: luó bīn zài wǒ men dì yī cì xiāng yù shí jiù ài shàng le wǒ. shí jì shì: jǐn guǎn tā hái méi xiǎng kāi shǐ yī duàn liàn qíng, dàn wǒ men jiù zài tiān tāi shàng qīn le yí gè hěn lái diàn de wěn. shí jì shì: zài yuán dàn qián yè wǒ men yòu wěn le yī cì. shí jì shì: wǒ xū yào dài yí gè nǚ yǒu qù cān jiā hūn lǐ zhù wǒ hǎo yùn. |