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Barney : If that dude can bag a nine, I gotta be able to bag, like, a 16. |
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Ted : What' s a 16? |
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Barney : Those two eights right over there. Yeah. |
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Claudia : Hi, Ted. |
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Ted : Claudia. |
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Claudia : We just wanted to get a picture with the woman who almost ended our relationship. |
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Stuart : Yeah, where is she? |
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Ted : She couldn' t make it. What' s so funny? |
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Claudia : Plan a wedding. You' ll see. |
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Ted : Look at that. That' s how it' s supposed to be. That right there. Easy. Simple. It' s just not like that with Robin. It' s not easy, and on some level, it has to just be easy. |
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Barney : Speaking of easy, bridesmaids, Ted. Bridesmaids. |
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Claudia : By the way, I almost forgot. We found this. |
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Ted : I didn' t check plus one. You were right. |
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Barney : Of course I was right. |
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Ted : I' m single. Maybe that' s just who I am. And you know what? I like being single. |
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Barney : Being single' s the best. |
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Ted : Yeah! Stay out as late as you want. |
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Barney : Answer to no one. |
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Ted : The whole world full of endless possibilities. |
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Barney : Never having to go to a farmer' s market. |
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Barney: zhè jiā huo dé dào le 9 fēn de niū, wǒ jiù yí dìng huì de dào néng dǎ 16 fēn de niū Ted: zěn me 16 fēn Barney: nà biān liǎng gè 8 fēn de niū jiā qǐ lái a Ted: shì ó Claudia: hāi, tài dé Ted: kè láo dí yà Claudia: wǒ men xiǎng hé nà gè jī hū bǎ wǒ men hūn lǐ gěi gǎo zá de nǚ hái yì qǐ hé gè yǐng Stuart: tā zài nǎ ér ne Ted: tā méi lái. yǒu shén me hǎo xiào de Claudia: qù chóu bèi yí gè hūn lǐ nǐ jiù míng bái le Ted: kàn kàn tā men, jiù yīng gāi nà gè yàng zi. jiù nà gè yàng zi, jiǎn jiǎn dān dān de ài. nà bù xiàng wǒ hé luó bīn nà me fù zá, qí shí mǒu zhǒng chéng dù shàng lái shuō, bù jiǎn dān a. zhǐ shì yí dìng yào jiǎn dān duì dài Barney: tán dào jiǎn dān... bàn niáng men, tài dé. bàn niáng men Claudia: duì le, wǒ chà diǎn wàng le, zhǎo dào zhè gè le Ted: wǒ méi xuǎn zé dài" jiā shǔ", nǐ shuō de duì Barney: wǒ shuō de huà dāng rán shì duì de la Ted: wǒ shì gè dān shēn hàn, yě xǔ nà cái shì wǒ dí zhēn zhèng miàn mào. nǐ zhī dào ma? wǒ xǐ huān dān shēn shēng huó Barney: dān shēn zuì bàng le Ted: nǐ xiǎng zài wài miàn wán duō jiǔ jiù duō jiǔ Barney: bù yòng xiàng shuí bào gào Ted: zhěng gè shì jiè dōu chōng mǎn zhe wú xiàn de kě néng Barney: yǒng yuǎn yě bù yòng bèi bī zhe qù cài chǎng mǎi cài |