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Robin : And you know what game I really miss? Battleship. I' ve never lost a game. |
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Barney : Neither have I. Of course, I cheat. |
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Robin : Oh, yeah. Me, too. The trick is to bend the aircraft carrier so it makes an " L." |
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Barney : I always just stacked the ships on top of each other. |
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Robin : Nice! You know, we should have a cheaters grudge match. I think I still have a... Hello. Target acquired. Hottie by the jukebox. |
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Barney : Oh, good eye, Scherbatsky. I got someone for you. Two o' clock. Blue shirt. |
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Robin : That' s a woman. |
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Barney : Oh, my mistake. Or is it? |
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Robin : Let' s just focus on your target. |
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Barney : Right. |
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Robin : There. I got this one. Oh, my God! I love your jeans! |
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A : Okay, is this a lesbian bar? Because that girl with the blue shirt just... |
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Robin : Oh, no. I am all about the dudes. Although, pickings are pretty slim tonight. Only hot guy here is blondie in the suit, and he' s playing hard to get. |
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A : LAUGHS Really? Cause he' s totally vibing me right now. Must be the jeans. |
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Robin : Well, jeans will only get you so far. I' m going home with him. |
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A : We' ll see about that. |
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Robin: wán jī guāng qiāng, ràng wǒ hǎo xiàng huí dào le guò qù. nǐ zhī dào wǒ zuì huái niàn shén me yóu xì? dà hǎi zhàn, wǒ cóng lái méi shū guò Barney: wǒ yě shì, dāng rán wǒ zuò bì de Robin: ó, shì de, wǒ yě shì. jué qiào jiù shì, bǎ háng kōng mǔ jiàn wān chéng L xíng Barney: a, wǒ zǒng shì hù xiāng yā zài bǐ cǐ shàng fāng Robin: piào liàng, wǒ kàn, wǒ men yīng gāi lái yī chǎng piàn zi duì piàn zi de bǐ sài, wǒ xiǎng wǒ hái wèi, fā xiàn mù biāo, diàn chàng jī páng de nà gè là mèi Barney: ó, hǎo yǎn lǐ, shě bō sī jī tóng zhì, wǒ yě tì kàn dào yí ge rén, liǎng diǎn zhōng fāng xiàng, lán chèn shān Robin: nà shi gè nǚ rén Barney: ó, wǒ de cuò, huò xǔ bú shì Robin: hái shì zhù yì nǐ de mù biāo ba Barney: hǎo de Robin: hǎo, zhè gè wǒ lái. ó, tiān nà, wǒ xǐ huān nǐ de niú zǎi kù A: hǎo ba, zhè lǐ shì lěi sī biān jiǔ bā ma lěi sī biān: nǚ tóng xìng liàn yīn wèi nà gè chuān lán chèn shān de nǚ hái Robin: ó, bú shì, wǒ zhǐ ài shuài gē de, suī rán jīn wǎn méi shén me hǎo huò sè kě yǐ tiāo xuǎn, bù guò nà gè jīn fà chuān xī zhuāng de xìng gǎn nán, tā zài nà li zhuāng mú zuò yàng A: zhēn de? tā lì mǎ jiù wán quán duì wǒ yǒu fǎn yìng le, yí dìng shì yīn wèi wǒ de niú zǎi kù Robin: hǎo ba, niú zǎi kù yě bù guò jiù rú cǐ, wǒ zhèng yào hé tā yì qǐ huí jiā A: xī wàng rú cǐ |