Barney: How could... With your dad? I mean, I know, judge not lest ye be judged, but gross! | |
Shannon: Barney, that's not my dad. His name's Greg. I've been seeing him for a few weeks. I was hoping you'd just leave and we could avoid all this. | |
Barney: We're breaking up? But what about the Peace Corps? | |
Shannon: Yeah, all this granola business, it was just a phase. Greg's older. He's successful. He buys me all this cool stuff. | |
Barney: But I love you. | |
Shannon: But he has a boat. You should go to the Peace Corps. And forget about me. | |
I didn't go. That night, I recorded my video and mailed it to Shannon, I didn't see her until a week later. | |
Barney: There's sugar in the basket. Shannon! Shannon, you came back! | |
Shannon: I'm just picking up my last paycheck. | |
Barney: Did you... Did you get my tape? | |
Man: Oh, she got the tape. | |
Barney: You? You... It was you? | |
(SINGING MOCKINGLY) | |
Barney: 你怎么能...和你爸爸. 我想说,不能因为看见什么就妄加判断. 但是太夸张了吧 Shannon: 巴尼,那不是我爸爸. 他叫格雷格,我已经认识他有一两个星期了. 我就是希望你能离开,免得我们都要面对这事 Barney: 我们俩黄了. 但和平工作队的事呢 ? Shannon: 是的,这不过是生理需要,只是个过渡而已. 格雷格比你大, 他是成功人士. 这些很酷的东西,都是他给我买的 Barney: 但是我爱你 Shannon: 但是他有艘艇 你应该去和平工作队,然后忘了我 我没有去, 那晚,我录了那盘带子,把它寄给了香楠, 一周后我才见到了她 Barney: 篮子里有糖. 香楠!香楠,你回来了 Shannon: 我是来那我最后一个月的工资 Barney: 哦,你有没...你有没有收到我的带子 Man: 哦,她收到带子了 Barney: 你... 是你.. !? (模仿录像中的Barney唱歌) |
Barney: How could... With your dad? I mean, I know, judge not lest ye be judged, but gross! | |
Shannon: Barney, that' s not my dad. His name' s Greg. I' ve been seeing him for a few weeks. I was hoping you' d just leave and we could avoid all this. | |
Barney: We' re breaking up? But what about the Peace Corps? | |
Shannon: Yeah, all this granola business, it was just a phase. Greg' s older. He' s successful. He buys me all this cool stuff. | |
Barney: But I love you. | |
Shannon: But he has a boat. You should go to the Peace Corps. And forget about me. | |
I didn' t go. That night, I recorded my video and mailed it to Shannon, I didn' t see her until a week later. | |
Barney: There' s sugar in the basket. Shannon! Shannon, you came back! | |
Shannon: I' m just picking up my last paycheck. | |
Barney: Did you... Did you get my tape? | |
Man: Oh, she got the tape. | |
Barney: You? You... It was you? | |
SINGING MOCKINGLY | |
Barney: ni zen me neng... he ni ba ba. wo xiang shuo, bu neng yin wei kan jian shen me jiu wang jia pan duan. dan shi tai kua zhang le ba Shannon: ba ni, na bu shi wo ba ba. ta jiao ge lei ge, wo yi jing ren shi ta you yi liang ge xing qi le. wo jiu shi xi wang ni neng li kai, mian de wo men dou yao mian dui zhe shi Barney: wo men lia huang le. dan he ping gong zuo dui de shi ne ? Shannon: shi de, zhe bu guo shi sheng li xu yao, zhi shi ge guo du er yi. ge lei ge bi ni da, ta shi cheng gong ren shi. zhei xie hen ku de dong xi, dou shi ta gei wo mai de Barney: dan shi wo ai ni Shannon: dan shi ta you sou ting ni ying gai qu he ping gong zuo dui, ran hou wang le wo wo mei you qu, na wan, wo lu le na pan dai zi, ba ta ji gei le xiang nan, yi zhou hou wo cai jian dao le ta Barney: lan zi li you tang. xiang nan! xiang nan, ni hui lai le Shannon: wo shi lai na wo zui hou yi ge yue de gong zi Barney: o, ni you mei... ni you mei you shou dao wo de dai zi Man: o, ta shou dao dai zi le Barney: ni... shi ni.. !? mo fang lu xiang zhong de Barney chang ge |
Barney: How could... With your dad? I mean, I know, judge not lest ye be judged, but gross! | |
Shannon: Barney, that' s not my dad. His name' s Greg. I' ve been seeing him for a few weeks. I was hoping you' d just leave and we could avoid all this. | |
Barney: We' re breaking up? But what about the Peace Corps? | |
Shannon: Yeah, all this granola business, it was just a phase. Greg' s older. He' s successful. He buys me all this cool stuff. | |
Barney: But I love you. | |
Shannon: But he has a boat. You should go to the Peace Corps. And forget about me. | |
I didn' t go. That night, I recorded my video and mailed it to Shannon, I didn' t see her until a week later. | |
Barney: There' s sugar in the basket. Shannon! Shannon, you came back! | |
Shannon: I' m just picking up my last paycheck. | |
Barney: Did you... Did you get my tape? | |
Man: Oh, she got the tape. | |
Barney: You? You... It was you? | |
SINGING MOCKINGLY | |
Barney: nǐ zěn me néng... hé nǐ bà bà. wǒ xiǎng shuō, bù néng yīn wèi kàn jiàn shén me jiù wàng jiā pàn duàn. dàn shì tài kuā zhāng le ba Shannon: bā ní, nà bú shì wǒ bà bà. tā jiào gé léi gé, wǒ yǐ jīng rèn shi tā yǒu yī liǎng gè xīng qī le. wǒ jiù shì xī wàng nǐ néng lí kāi, miǎn de wǒ men dōu yào miàn duì zhè shì Barney: wǒ men liǎ huáng le. dàn hé píng gōng zuò duì de shì ne ? Shannon: shì de, zhè bù guò shì shēng lǐ xū yào, zhǐ shì gè guò dù ér yǐ. gé léi gé bǐ nǐ dà, tā shì chéng gōng rén shì. zhèi xiē hěn kù de dōng xī, dōu shì tā gěi wǒ mǎi de Barney: dàn shì wǒ ài nǐ Shannon: dàn shì tā yǒu sōu tǐng nǐ yīng gāi qù hé píng gōng zuò duì, rán hòu wàng le wǒ wǒ méi yǒu qù, nà wǎn, wǒ lù le nà pán dài zi, bǎ tā jì gěi le xiāng nán, yī zhōu hòu wǒ cái jiàn dào le tā Barney: lán zi lǐ yǒu táng. xiāng nán! xiāng nán, nǐ huí lái le Shannon: wǒ shì lái nà wǒ zuì hòu yí gè yuè de gōng zī Barney: ó, nǐ yǒu méi... nǐ yǒu méi yǒu shōu dào wǒ de dài zi Man: ó, tā shōu dào dài zi le Barney: nǐ... shì nǐ.. !? mó fǎng lù xiàng zhōng de Barney chàng gē |