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Barney: How could... With your dad? I mean, I know, judge not lest ye be judged, but gross! |
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Shannon: Barney, that' s not my dad. His name' s Greg. I' ve been seeing him for a few weeks. I was hoping you' d just leave and we could avoid all this. |
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Barney: We' re breaking up? But what about the Peace Corps? |
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Shannon: Yeah, all this granola business, it was just a phase. Greg' s older. He' s successful. He buys me all this cool stuff. |
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Barney: But I love you. |
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Shannon: But he has a boat. You should go to the Peace Corps. And forget about me. |
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I didn' t go. That night, I recorded my video and mailed it to Shannon, I didn' t see her until a week later. |
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Barney: There' s sugar in the basket. Shannon! Shannon, you came back! |
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Shannon: I' m just picking up my last paycheck. |
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Barney: Did you... Did you get my tape? |
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Man: Oh, she got the tape. |
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Barney: You? You... It was you? |
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SINGING MOCKINGLY |
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Barney: nǐ zěn me néng... hé nǐ bà bà. wǒ xiǎng shuō, bù néng yīn wèi kàn jiàn shén me jiù wàng jiā pàn duàn. dàn shì tài kuā zhāng le ba Shannon: bā ní, nà bú shì wǒ bà bà. tā jiào gé léi gé, wǒ yǐ jīng rèn shi tā yǒu yī liǎng gè xīng qī le. wǒ jiù shì xī wàng nǐ néng lí kāi, miǎn de wǒ men dōu yào miàn duì zhè shì Barney: wǒ men liǎ huáng le. dàn hé píng gōng zuò duì de shì ne ? Shannon: shì de, zhè bù guò shì shēng lǐ xū yào, zhǐ shì gè guò dù ér yǐ. gé léi gé bǐ nǐ dà, tā shì chéng gōng rén shì. zhèi xiē hěn kù de dōng xī, dōu shì tā gěi wǒ mǎi de Barney: dàn shì wǒ ài nǐ Shannon: dàn shì tā yǒu sōu tǐng nǐ yīng gāi qù hé píng gōng zuò duì, rán hòu wàng le wǒ wǒ méi yǒu qù, nà wǎn, wǒ lù le nà pán dài zi, bǎ tā jì gěi le xiāng nán, yī zhōu hòu wǒ cái jiàn dào le tā Barney: lán zi lǐ yǒu táng. xiāng nán! xiāng nán, nǐ huí lái le Shannon: wǒ shì lái nà wǒ zuì hòu yí gè yuè de gōng zī Barney: ó, nǐ yǒu méi... nǐ yǒu méi yǒu shōu dào wǒ de dài zi Man: ó, tā shōu dào dài zi le Barney: nǐ... shì nǐ.. !? mó fǎng lù xiàng zhōng de Barney chàng gē |