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Barney : Are you coloring in your butt? |
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Marshall : I have a big interview coming up. And my suit has holes in it. I can' t sew. I don' t own navy boxers. So, yeah, I' m coloring in my butt. |
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Barney : Just wear another one. |
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Marshall : I don' t have another one. I' m flat broke. My only other suit options are track or birthday. |
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Barney : Dude, you show up to an interview in that, even the hippie lawyers from Granola Mountain Earth Pals will hackysack you straight out the door. |
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Marshall : Okay, it' s the National Resource Defense Council and it' s my dream job. Except it' s only an internship and I won' t be getting paid. Mostly getting people coffee. But the people I' m getting coffee for, their bosses are gonna save the world. |
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Barney : Okay. Tomorrow... And I should mention this is gonna rock your world. Tomorrow, I' m taking you to my personal tailor. |
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Marshall : A tailor? Barney, I make negative 300 a week and I need every negative penny of that for my wedding. |
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Barney : Relax. My guy does everything for onethird the cost. And there is no way you' re getting married in that sarcasticquotationmarks " suit." Tomorrow. Noon. My tailor. |
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Marshall : No thanks, dude. |
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Marshall : Noon? |
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Barney : Noon. |
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Marshall : Okay. |
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Barney : See you then. |
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Barney: nǐ zài gěi nǐ de pì gǔ shàng sè Marshall: wǒ yào qù cān jiā yí gè hěn zhòng yào de miàn shì, dàn shì wǒ de xī zhuāng shàng yǒu dòng le, wǒ bú huì zhēn xiàn huó, yòu méi yǒu lán hēi sè de nèi kù, suǒ yǐ jiù, shì de, wǒ shì zài gěi wǒ de pì gǔ shàng sè Barney: nà chuān bié de xī zhuāng a Marshall: wǒ méi yǒu bié de xī zhuāng le, wǒ shì gè qióng guāng dàn, wǒ shèng xià de xuǎn zé jiù zhī yǒu yùn dòng fú hé guāng pì gǔ le yīng yǔ zhōng suit zhǐ xī fú, dàn tracksuit zhǐ yùn dòng zhuāng Barney: shuài gē, nǐ chuān zhe zhè gè qù miàn shì, jí shǐ shì Granola gōng sī zhāo shōu sù shí zhǔ yì xī pí shì lǜ shī zhí yè xī pí yuán zé shàng shì sù shí zhǔ yì zhě yě huì zhí jiē bǎ nǐ chǎo yóu yú de Marshall: hǎo ba, shì guó jiā huán bǎo jú de miàn shì, nà kě shì wǒ mèng mèi yǐ qiú de gōng zuò, jǐn guǎn zhǐ shì gè méi yǒu chóu láo de shí xí jī huì, zhè gōng zuò de dà bù fèn huó, yě jiù shì bāng rén dào kā fēi, dàn shì wǒ dào kā fēi gěi tā men hē de nèi xiē rén, tā men de lǐng dǎo men zhèng zài yào zhěng jiù dì qiú Barney: hǎo de, míng tiān ó, wǒ zhī dào wǒ yào shuō de zhè shì huì ràng nǐ de shì jiè guān shòu dào chōng jī de. míng tiān, wǒ jiù dài nǐ qù jiàn wǒ de sī rén cái féng Marshall: yí gè cái féng. bā ní, wǒ měi tiān zhuàn fù 300 měi yuán ér qiě wǒ yào shěng xià zhè xiē fù shōu rù zhǔn bèi wǒ de hūn shì Barney: bié dān xīn, wǒ nà gè cái féng de yī qiè fèi yòng dōu dǎ sān zhé de, bìng qiě nǐ yě bù néng chuān zhe zhè jiàn, zhǐ shì míng zì jiào xī zhuāng de xī zhuāng qù cān jiā hūn lǐ a. míng tiān, zhōng wǔ, jiàn wǒ de cái féng Marshall: bù yòng le, shuài gē. zhōng wǔ? Barney: zhōng wǔ. dào shí hòu jiàn |