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Marshall : Hey, baby. How' s the dress place? |
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Lily : Well, everything' s so fluffy and white. It' s like shopping in a marshmallow. How' s Barney' s tailor? |
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Marshall : Everything here is dark and sketchy, and seems illegal. It' s like shopping in Barney' s mind. |
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Lily : Good luck, baby. |
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Marshall : Bye. |
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Marshall : Hey, Barney? I' m not sure about this. A tailor in the backroom of a pet store? |
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Barney : Look, do you want a quality suit and a free rabbit or not? Ted, Sergei says stop moping around. You' re distracting him from his process. |
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Barney : You speak Ukrainian? |
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Ted : Guys. I' m kind of screwed here. I don' t wanna lose Victoria, |
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but I can' t ask her to stay just for me. And longdistance definitely |
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isn' t an option. |
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Marshall : No, no, no. No way. You know who likes longdistance? Girls. It' s all talking and no sex. Kill me now. |
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Barney: Hey, don' t knock longdistance relationships. I really think they can work. |
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Ted : Really? You? |
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Barney : Absolutely. I' m juggling four right now. There' s Lisa in Madrid. There' s Erica in Tokyo. There' s Laura in Denmark. And Kelly on 34th Street. The lass thinks I' m a humble sheep shearer from Killarney. |
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Marshall: hāi, qīn ài de, fú zhuāng diàn zěn me yàng a Lily: měi yàng dōng xī dōu shì yòu bái yòu péng sōng, gǎn jué jiù xiàng shì gè liú máng tù zhī jiā mián huā táng diàn. bā ní de cái féng zěn yàng a? Marshall zhè lǐ zhěng tǐ gǎn jué yòu hēi yòu jǐ, kàn qǐ lái huán bú shì shén me hé fǎ de dì fāng, gǎn jué jiù hǎo xiàng zài bā ní de nǎo zi lǐ yí yàng Lily: jiù zhè yàng le, zhù nǐ hǎo yùn, qīn ài de Marshall: guà le. hēi, bā ní, wǒ duì zhè lǐ kě bù tài kàn hǎo, yí gè dāi zài chǒng wù shāng diàn de hēi wū nèi de cái féng Barney: tīng zhe, nǐ shì xiǎng yào jiàn zhì liàng hǎo de xī fú, rán hòu xiào ào zhí chǎng, hái shì bù xiǎng yào a? tài dé, sāi gài shuō bié zài zhè ér chóu méi kǔ liǎn de, nǐ ràng tā gōng zuò fēn xīn le Marshall: nǐ huì shuō wū kè lán yǔ Ted: tóng zhì men, wǒ bèi gǎo hú tú le, wǒ bù xiǎng shī qù wéi kè duō lì yà, dàn shì wǒ yòu bù néng qù yāo qiú tā wèi wǒ liú xià lái , bìng qiě yuǎn jù lí ài qíng jué duì bú shì shén me wéi yī xuǎn zé Marshall: bù, bù, bù, bù, bù kě néng de. nǐ zhī dào shuí xǐ huān yuǎn jù lí ài qíng ma? nǚ hái zi men quán shì liáo tiān ér méi yǒu hēi xiū, nà shā le wǒ suàn le Barney: bú yào pēng jī jù lí ài qíng, wǒ xiāng xìn tā shì kě xíng de Ted: zhēn de? nǐ xiāng xìn Barney: jué duì xiāng xìn, wǒ xiàn zài jiù fàng zhe sì gè" fēng zhēng" zài wài miàn ne. yǒu mǎ dé lǐ de lì sà, dōng jīng de ài ruì kǎ , hái yǒu dān mài de láo lā, yǐ jí 34 dà jiē de kǎi lì. nián qīng de xiǎo niū men yǐ wéi wǒ shì gè cóng ài ěr lán lái de bēi wēi de jiǎn yáng máo de jiā huo |