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Marshall : I' m so sorry. |
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Ted : It was just too much pressure too soon. I mean, maybe it was silly to even think... Yes, Marshall, I see your new suit and it' s awesome. |
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Marshall : Well, thank you for acknowledging it. It' s weird that you hadn' t. |
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Look, I understand that you guys had to break up eventually, but why today? |
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Ted : She' s leaving tomorrow. |
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Marshall : Yeah, but she' s still in town. |
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Ted : Yeah, she' s still in town. |
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Marshall : Yeah. So you spend one more amazing day together. Ted, think about it this way, if you knew that you were gonna lose your leg tomorrow, would you sit on the couch and cry about it, or would you run and jump and do some awesome air kicks while you still could? |
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Ted : Awesome air kicks, huh? |
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Marshall : New pajama bottoms? |
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Ted : You know it. |
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Ted : So, we can sit around and cry, or we can run and do awesome air kicks before our leg gets chopped off. |
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Victoria : Wait, so we' re sharing the leg? |
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Ted : No, the leg is a metaphor. |
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Victoria : How could the leg be well enough to do awesome air kicks one day and yet still so sick it needs to be chopped off the next? I don' t know, Ted. |
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Ted : Come on. We' ve had a good run. Why end on a fight? |
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Victoria : Well, what would you want to do? |
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Ted : Let' s do all the stuff we talked about doing and never got around to. |
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Victoria : Like go to the Met? |
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Ted : Yeah, we' ll walk across the Brooklyn Bridge. |
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Victoria : See some monkeys at the zoo. |
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Ted : Go to that FrenchVietnamese place we keep passing and say we want to try. |
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Victoria : Wow. We better get going. |
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Ted : Yeah. Big day. |
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Victoria : Yeah. |
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Marshall: wǒ hěn yí hàn Ted: zhè yě lái de tài kuài, tài ràng rén shòu bù liǎo le, wǒ shì shuō, yě xǔ zhè yě tài shǎ le, shèn zhì xiǎng xiǎng yě shì de, mǎ xiū, wǒ kàn dào nǐ de xīn xī zhuāng le, hěn yǒu xíng Marshall: nà xíng, xiè xiè nǐ zhù yì dào le, rú guǒ nǐ zhù yì bú dào, huì ràng rén jué de hěn qí guài de. nǐ kàn, wǒ zhī dào nǐ men zuì zhōng yí dìng huì fēn shǒu de, dàn shì wèi shí me shì jīn tiān ne Ted: tā míng tiān jiù zǒu le Marshall: shì de, dàn shì tā xiàn zài hái zài zhè ér Ted: shì de, tā xiàn zài, tā xiàn zài shì hái zài zhè ér Marshall: duì a, nà nǐ men liǎng gè yīng gāi zài yì qǐ zài dù guò yí gè měi miào de yè wǎn a. tài dé, nǐ zhè me xiǎng, rú guǒ nǐ zhī dào nǐ míng tiān yào shī qù yī tiáo tuǐ, nà nǐ xiàn zài shì huì zuò zài shā fā shàng wèi cǐ kū qì, hái shì huì zài nǐ de tuǐ hái néng dòng de shí hòu qù pǎo pǎo tiào tiào, qù lái shàng jǐ tào hěn kù de xuàn fēng tuǐ a Ted: hěn kù de xuàn fēng tuǐ, shì ba Marshall: xīn de shuì kù Ted: nǐ kàn de chū lái de Ted: suǒ yǐ wǒ men kě yǐ zuò zài yì qǐ kū bié, huò zhě wǒ men kě yǐ qù pǎo bù, lái gè hěn kù de xuàn fēng tuǐ, chèn zhe wǒ men de tuǐ, hái méi yǒu jù diào zhī qián Victoria: děng xià, nà wǒ men yào gòng yòng yī tiáo tuǐ Ted: bù, shuō tuǐ bù guò shì gè jiǎ shè Victoria: yǒu shén me yàng néng tī shàng jǐ gè hěn kù de xuàn fēng tuǐ de tuǐ jū rán huì zāo gāo dào dì èr tiān yào qiē diào a, wǒ bù dǒng, tài dé Ted: lái ba, wǒ men běn lái pǎo de jiù bù cuò, wèi shí me yào yīn wèi yī cì chǎo jià ér jié shù ne Victoria: nǐ xiǎng yào gàn ma ne Ted: ràng wǒ men qù bǎ nèi xiē, wǒ men zhī shuō bù zuò de shì qíng dōu gěi zuò le ba Victoria: bǐ rú qù niǔ yuē de dà dū huì jù yuàn Ted: duì, wǒ men huì cóng bù lǔ kè lín dà qiáo shàng sàn bù ér guò Victoria: kàn kàn dòng wù yuán lǐ de hóu zi Ted: qù kàn nà chū" xī gòng xiǎo jiě", qù mén kǒu, shuō wǒ men xiǎng yǎn yī yǎn Victoria: wa ó, nà wǒ men zǒu ba Ted: duì de, zhòng yào de rì zi a Victoria: duì de |