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Marshall was going to work for a big corporation called Altrucel. Altrucel was most wellknown for making the yellow fuzzy stuff on the surface of tennis balls. I mean, this was a huge company, so they did other things. But mostly, they wanted the public to focus on the yellow fuzzy stuff. Anyway, Marshall managed to score an internship in their legal department because he knew someone who worked there. Hints: Marshall, Altrucel |
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Barney: Go for Barney. |
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Phone: Mr, Stinson, this is Willis from lobby security. Sorry to bother you, but we' ve had reports of a Sasquatch loose in the building. |
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Barney: A Sasquatch? |
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Phone: That' s right, sir, A Bigfoot. We don' t want to alarm you, but he' s been spotted on your floor. |
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Barney: Yes! Look at you. You' re suited in an unmistakably upward direction. |
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Marshall: Whoa! That is a buttIoad of motivational posters. |
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Barney: Yeah. Hell, yeah. I got them all. " Teamwork, courage, awesomeness." |
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Marshall: There' s one for awesomeness? |
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Barney: Yeah. I had it made. |
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mǎ xiū yào qù yī jiā jiào zuò quán zhēn jiàn de dà gōng sī gōng zuò. quán zhēn jiàn shì zuì zhù míng de shēng chǎn wǎng qiú shàng miàn dí huáng máo róng de gōng sī. wǒ shì shuō, zhè shì jiā dà gōng sī, yīn cǐ tā men yě zuò bié de shēng yì. dàn shì, tā men hái shì xī wàng dà zhòng bǎ jiāo diǎn zhǔ yào fàng zài tā men de huáng sè de máo róng róng de wán yì shàng miàn. bù guǎn zěn me shuō, mǎ xiū xiǎng bàn fǎ gǎo dào le nà jiā gōng sī fǎ lǜ bù de yí gè shí xí jī huì, yīn wèi tā rèn shi yí gè nà gè gōng sī de gōng zuò rén yuán Barney: bā ní zài, qǐng jiǎng huà Phone: sī dīng sēn xiān shēng, wǒ shì dà tīng bǎo ān wēi lì sī. hěn bào qiàn dǎ rǎo nǐ, dàn shì wǒ men jiē dào bào gào shuō yǒu gè běi měi dà jiǎo yě rén zhèng zài dà lóu lǐ xián guàng Barney: yí gè běi měi dà jiǎo yě rén? Phone: shì de, xiān shēng, yī shuāng dà jiǎo. wǒ men bù xiǎng xià zhe nǐ de, dàn shì tā yǐ jīng chū xiàn zài nǐ men nà céng lóu le Barney: kàn kàn nǐ, nǐ chuān de tài dé tǐ le Marshall: wa ó, yī dà duī hěn ràng rén shòu gǔ wǔ de hǎi bào a Barney: shì de, shì de. wǒ shōu jí quán le: yǒu tuán duì xié zuò de, yǒu yǒng gǎn de, hái yǒu zhuō yuè rén cái Marshall: nǎ lǐ yǒu zhuō yuè rén cái de hǎi bào? Barney: shì de, wǒ yǐ jīng ràng rén qù zuò le |