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Barney: Marshall, consider the penguins. |
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Marshall: The penguins? |
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Barney: On the wall. |
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Marshall: " Conformity. It' s the one who' s different that gets left out in the cold." This is a motivational poster? |
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Barney: Look at yourself, Marshall. You' re not happy. And you know why? Because you' re different. Now, I suppose you could learn to love yourself for the unique little snowflake that you are. Or you could change your entire personality, which is just so much easier. |
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Lily: Change your personality? ____3____ |
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Marshall: Not necessarily. Okay, at first, I was appalled. But then I realized it' s just like Dr. Aurelia BirnholzVazquez in Life Among The Gorillas. That is so awful. And not at all motivational. It' s an anthropological study. Isn' t that cool? |
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Lily: Well, it sounds kind of like peer pressure. |
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Marshall: No, no, no. It' s totally anthropological. And it' s cool. And I' m doing it. |
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Lily: Yeah, I' m pretty sure it' s peer pressure. We have an assembly every year. |
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Marshall: I' m portraying someone who succumbs to peer pressure. |
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Lily: All right. I have to gain the acceptance of the herd by behaving exactly like one of them. But if those guys try to pressure you to smoke, what do you say? |
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Marshall: Only when I' m drunk. |
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Lily: Good boy. |
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Barney: mǎ xiū, xiǎng xiǎng qǐ é Marshall: qǐ é? Barney: qiáng shàng de. Marshall: " tuán jié yī zhì, zhè jiù shì tā men dǐ yù hán lěng de fāng fǎ" zhè shì gè jī lì rén de hǎi bào. Barney: kàn kàn nǐ zì jǐ, mǎ xiū, nǐ bù kāi xīn. nǐ zhī dào wèi shí me ma? yīn wèi nǐ hé bié rén bù yí yàng. xiàn zài, jiǎ shè nǐ chéng wéi nà me yī piàn zì lián zì ài de xiǎo xuě huā. huò zhě nǐ kě yǐ gǎi biàn nǐ de quán bù gè xìng, zhè yàng zuò hǎo xiàng róng yì diǎn, gǎi biàn nǐ de gè xìng. Lily: nà tài zāo gāo le, yì diǎn dōu bù jī lì rén! Marshall: bù bì de. shǒu xiān, wǒ bèi xià zhe le. dàn shì, jiē zhe wǒ jiù yì shí dào, zhè jiù xiàng Aurelia BirnholzVasquez bó shì zài dà xīng xīng qún lǐ shēng huó yí yàng. wǒ yào de dào tā men de qún tǐ rèn kě, biàn chéng qí zhōng yī yuán. zhè shì gè rén lèi xué de yán jiū kè tí, shì bú shì hěn kù a Lily: zhè tīng qǐ lái gèng xiàng shì tóng bèi yā lì...... Marshall: bù, bù, bú shì, zhè jué duì shì gè rén lèi xué de yán jiū. tài kù le, wǒ jiù zhè me zuò le! Lily: hǎo de, wǒ wán quán què dìng zhè shì tóng bèi yā lì le. wǒ men měi nián dōu tóng xué jù huì de. Marshall: wǒ zhèng zài bàn yǎn yí gè xiàng tóng bèi yā lì dī tóu de rén. Lily: hǎo ba, dàn rú guǒ zhèi xiē jiā huo xiǎng bī nǐ chōu yān, nǐ zěn me shuō? Marshall: chú fēi wǒ hē zuì le. Lily: guāi hái zi |