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Older Ted : When 2: 00 a. m rolls around, just go home and go to sleep, case in point. |
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Ted : Hello? |
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Robin : Hi, Ted, it' s Robin. Listen, I know it' s late, but do you want to come over? |
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Older Ted : Let' s back up a little bit |
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Robin : Sit. Good boys. Okay. Remember, stay out of the liquor cabinet. See you tonight. So, the life of a television reporter is very rewarding, and I strongly urge you to consider it as a career. Thank you. Yeah. |
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Girl : Do you have a fianc? |
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Lily : Marshall was here yesterday. They just learned the word " fianc?" |
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Robin : No, I don' t have a fianc? |
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Girl : Then who do you live with? |
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Robin : Well, actually, I' ve got five dogs. |
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Girl : Don' t you get lonely? |
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Robin : No, I' ve got five dogs. |
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Girl : My Grandma has five cats and she gets lonely. |
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Robin : Well, yeah, that' s cats. I' m not some pathetic cat lady. Not that your grandmother is... Does anyone else have a... Yes. |
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Boy : Are you a lesbian? |
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Robin : No, are you? Just because a woman lives alone doesn' t mean she' s a... |
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Lily : Okay. Let' s have a big hand for Robin the reporter! |
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Older Ted: dāng líng chén liǎng diǎn qiāo qiāo lái lín shí zuì hǎo huí jiā shuì jiào qù, jǔ lì shuō míng: Ted: hā luō Robin: hāi, tài dé, shì wǒ luó bīn. ēn, tīng zhe, wǒ zhī dào shí jiān bù zǎo le, bù guò nǐ xiǎng guò lái ma Older Ted wǒ men wǎng hòu kuài tuì yī xià Robin: zuò, hái zi men. hǎo de, jì zhù bú yào kào jìn jiǔ guì. wǎn shàng jiàn. suǒ yǐ diàn shì xīn wén zhǔ chí rén de shēng huó shì fēi cháng bù cuò de, wǒ qiáng liè jiàn yì nǐ men kǎo lǜ jiāng lái cóng shì zhè gè zhí yè. xiè xiè nǐ men. shén me shì? Girl: nǐ yǒu wèi hūn fū ma? Lily: mǎ xiū zuó tiān lái guò, tā men gāng xué huì le wèi hūn fū zhè gè dān cí Robin: ó, méi yǒu, wǒ méi yǒu wèi hūn fū Girl: nà nǐ hé shuí yì qǐ shēng huó Robin: ēn, wǒ yǎng le wǔ tiáo gǒu Girl: nán dào nǐ bù gū dú ma Robin: bù gū dú, wǒ yǒu wǔ tiáo gǒu Girl: wǒ nǎi nǎi yǒu wǔ zhǐ māo, kě shì tā jué de gū dú Robin: ēn, nà shi yīn wèi yǎng de shì māo, wǒ bú shì nà zhǒng kě lián de yǎng māo de nǚ rén, bú shì shuō nǐ nǎi nǎi shì nà zhǒng hái yǒu shuí yǒu wèn qǐng wèn Boy: nǐ shì yí gè lěi sī biān nǚ tóng xìng liàn ma? Robin: bú shì, nǐ shì ma? jiù yīn wèi yí gè nǚ rén shì dān dú shēng huó, nà yě bìng bù yì wèi zhe tā shì yí gè lěi sī Lily: hǎo le, ràng wǒ men wèi xīn wén bō yīn yuán luó bīn zhì yǐ rè liè de gǔ zhǎng |