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Ted : Hello? |
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Korean Elvis : Ted. This is your main man K. E. I want you to shake your tail feather down here ASAP. You dig? |
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Marshall : Okay. Sorry about that. |
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Ted : Who... Was that Korean Elvis? |
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Marshall : I' ll explain later. Hey, we' re heading down to MacLaren' s. |
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Ted : Actually, I' m at Robin' s. Yeah, and I might have done something bad. I just lied and told her I broke up with Victoria. |
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Marshall : Ted, I don' t want to swear in front of Korean Elvis, but what the bleep are you doing, dude? |
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Ted : What do you expect from me? It' s Robin! Victoria' s great, but it' s Robin! I' ve made up my mind, I' m gonna end it with Victoria. |
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Lily : Gonna? |
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Ted : Yes. First thing tomorrow. |
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Lily : Okay, but as of right now, at 2: 45 a. m. You still have a girlfriend. Ted, I love you. I love Robin. But if you do this right now, your entire future with her will be built on a crime. Just go home, Ted . Don' t do this the wrong way! |
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Ted : I hate how you' re always right. |
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Lily : It' s my best and most annoying trait. |
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Ted : Okay. I' m coming home. I' ll see you soon. |
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Korean Elvis: hā luō, tài dé, wǒ shì nǐ de zhòng yào péng yǒu, hán māo, wǒ xī wàng nǐ yáo yáo nǐ wěi bā shàng de máo, jǐn kuài guò lái, nǐ de míng bái de gàn huó Marshall: bù hǎo yì sī Ted: gāng cái shì nà gè hán guó māo wáng ma Marshall: shāo hòu gēn nǐ jiě shì, hēi, wǒ men zhèng zài qù mǎ kè lā lún diàn Ted: ēn, qí shí, wǒ zài luó bīn jiā, shì de, wǒ yě xǔ zuò cuò liǎo shì, wǒ gāng gāng sā huǎng, gào sù tā wǒ hé wéi kè duō lì yà fēn shǒu le Marshall: tài dé, wǒ bù xiǎng zài hán guó māo wáng miàn qián mà rén, dàn shì, huǒ jì, nǐ nà gè shén me jiū jìng zài gàn ma a Ted: nǐ xiǎng yào wǒ zěn yàng a? zhè kě shì luó bīn a, wéi kè duō lì yà hěn hǎo, dàn shì, zhè shì luó bīn a. wǒ yǐ jīng jué dìng le, wǒ yào hé wéi kè duō lì yà fēn shǒu Lily: zhǔn bèi hǎo le Ted: shì de, míng tiān de shǒu yào dà shì Lily: hǎo ba, dàn shì, dàn shì, zài xiàn zài zhè shí hòu, zài, zài, líng chén liǎng diǎn sì shí wǔ, nǐ hái shì yǒu nǚ yǒu de rén. tài dé, wǒ ài nǐ, wǒ ài luó bīn, dàn rú guǒ nǐ xiàn zài zhè me zuò, nǐ hé tā de zhěng gè jiāng lái dōu shì jiàn lì zài fù zuì gǎn de jī chǔ zhī shàng, zhè jiù huí jiā qù ba, tài dé, bú yào zuò cuò shì Ted: wǒ tǎo yàn nǐ, nǐ zǒng shì duì de Lily: zhè shì wǒ zuì hǎo, yě shì zuì tǎo rén yàn de tè diǎn Ted: hǎo ba, wǒ zhè jiù huí jiā, dāi huì jiàn |