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Marshall: And Butterfield' s going to be kneedeep in angry white mice. Oh, hey, dude. |
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Ted: Hey, guys. |
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Lily: Hi. |
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Ted: Hey. So, Lil, did you get the milk? |
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Lily: Yeah. Yeah, I got it. |
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Ted: You think you might want to drink the milk? |
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Lily: No. Nope, I' m good. I don' t need any milk. |
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Marshall: Look, guys, I know milk is important. It' s got vitamin A, vitamin D. It' s a great way to start the morning, but Ted just had a huge date. How' d it go, dude? |
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Ted: I didn' t go. |
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Marshall: What? Why? |
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Ted: I changed my mind. I don' t want to meet her. |
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Marshall: Why? She sounds perfect. |
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Ted: I don' t want perfect. I want Robin. |
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Marshall: Oh, God, not this again. Ted, it' s a mistake! |
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Ted: Maybe. But it' s a mistake I have to make. |
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Marshall: Wrong. It' s a mistake you don' t have to make. Look at the evidence. You and Robin have tried this again and again... |
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Here' s the thing about mistakes. Sometimes, even when you know something' s a mistake, you gotta make it, anyway. |
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Lily: Sweet damn, that' s a hot plate! |
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Ted: Hey, is this milk any good? |
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Even really, really dumb mistakes. |
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Marshall: rán hòu Butterfield bì huì xiàn shēn yú jué wàng de bái lǎo shǔ lǐ.. hāi xiōng dì. Ted: hāi nǐ men Lily: hāi Ted: hāi. duì le lì lì nǐ mǎi dào niú nǎi le ma? Lily: shì de, wǒ mǎi dào le. Ted: nǐ yào... hē nà niú nǎi ma? Lily: bù, bù wǒ hěn hǎo. wǒ bù xū yào shén me niú nǎi. Marshall: hǎo le wǒ zhī dào niú nǎi hěn zhòng yào. yǒu wéi shēng sù A wéi shēng sù D, zǎo shàng hē yì diǎn shì hěn hǎo de. dàn shì tài dé gāng fù wán yí gè zhòng yào de yuē huì. zěn me yàng lǎo xiōng! Ted: wǒ méi qù Marshall: a? wèi shí me!? Ted: wǒ gǎi biàn zhǔ yì le wǒ bù xiǎng gēn tā jiàn miàn Marshall: wèi shí me? tā tīng qǐ lái hěn wán měi Ted: wǒ bù xiǎng yào wán měi, wǒ xiǎng yào luó bīn. Marshall: ó wǒ de tiān yòu lái le. tài dé zhè shì cuò de! Ted: yě xǔ ba, dàn shì wǒ bì xū yào fàn de cuò wù. Marshall: bú shì de nǐ méi bì yào fàn zhè yàng de cuò wù, kàn kàn shì shí ba, nǐ men liǎ yǐ jīng shì guò wú shù cì le... qí shí guān yú cuò wù, jiù suàn yǒu shí hou nǐ zhī dào zuò mǒu shì shì cuò de, nǐ hái shì de zuò. Lily: a! gāi sǐ zhè dié zǐ zhēn tàng! Ted: hēi zhè niú nǎi hái néng hē ma? jiù suàn shì hěn bèn hěn shǎ de cuò wù |