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Ted : So what do you think? |
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Barney : Robin again? Ted, the universe clearly does not want you and Robin to be together. Don' t piss off the universe. The universe will slap you. |
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Ted : Don' t you think the universe has more important things to worry about than my dating life? |
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Marshall : Unless your dating life is the glue holding the entire universe together. Whoa, chills. Anybody else get chills? |
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Ted : Look, I realize we' ve been down this road before, but the fact is, whatever I do, it all keeps coming back to Robin. So I gotta do this. |
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Ted : What the hell? |
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Barney : That wasn' t me. That was the universe. |
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OLDER TED : The funny thing was, at that very moment, the universe was working on something. A storm. |
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Lou : So Tropical Storm Willie is gonna be with us at least until Monday. It' s gonna rain cats and dogs, folks. So don' t step in a poodle. Sandy, Robin? |
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Robin : Thanks, Lou. Boy, too bad. Our big Metro News 1 camping trip was gonna be this weekend. |
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Sandy : Yeah, but camping out in the rain? No fun. Muddy. Yuck. |
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Robin : Guess we' ll have to take a rain check. |
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Sandy : And we' ll check in with you tomorrow, New York. |
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Robin : Have a great night. |
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Ted: nà, nǐ men zěn me kàn Barney: yòu shì luó bīn. tài dé, lǎo tiān yé dōu fēi cháng míng què de bù xiǎng ràng nǐ hé luó bīn zài yì qǐ de. bié bǎ lǎo tiān yé rě máo le, lǎo tiān yé huì guò lái dǎ nǐ yī bā zhǎng de. Ted: nán dào nǐ bù rèn wéi lǎo tiān yé hái yǒu bǐ wǒ de gǎn qíng shēng huó, gèng zhòng yào de shì qíng yào qù kǎo lǜ ma? Marshall: chú fēi nǐ de gǎn qíng shēng huó shì wéi xì zhěng gè yǔ zhòu de guān jiàn. wa ó, hǎo lěng, nǐ men bù jué de lěng ma Ted: tīng zhe, wǒ zhī dào zhè shì chī huí tóu cǎo. dàn shí jì qíng kuàng shì, wú lùn wǒ zěn me zuò, dōu huì xiǎng qǐ luó bīn. suǒ yǐ, wǒ zhǔn bèi jiù zhè me zuò le. wa ó! gǎo shén me? Barney: bú shì wǒ dǎ de. shì lǎo tiān yé dǎ de. Old Ted: zhí de yī tí de shì, zài zhè gè fēi cháng shí kè, lǎo tiān yé què shí zài zuò yī jiàn shì fēng bào Lou: rè dài fēng bào" wēi lì" zhèng zài chōng wǒ men ér lái, zuì chí zài zhōu yī dēng lù. tóng zhì men, tiān yào xià qīng pén dà yǔ le jiè shí jiāng yǒu yī chǎng mǎn tiān māo gǒu de dà yǔ suǒ yǐ méi shì bú yào chū mén tǎng hùn shuǐ suǒ yǐ xiǎo xīn bié cǎi dào gǒu gǒu. shān dí? luó bīn? Robin: xiè xiè nǐ, Lou. tiān nà, tài zāo le. wǒ men chéng shì xīn wén yī pín dào běn dǎ suàn zhè zhōu mò chū qù gǎo gè dà xíng de yě yíng huó dòng Sandy: shì a, dàn shì zài yǔ zhōng yě yíng? suàn le ba, bù hǎo wán, ní hū hū de, hěn tǎo yàn, zhēn ě xīn. Robin: gū jì, wǒ men bì xū yào yán qī jǔ xíng le zhè cì zhēn de yào" yīn yǔ tuī chí" le Sandy: niǔ yuē, míng tiān jiàn Ronbin: wǎn ān |