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Baryney : Nice try, buddy. |
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Lily : Good hustle out there. |
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Marshall : Look at the bright side. At least you got some closure. She' s made her choice and you can finally move on. |
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Ted : Screw that. This ain' t over. |
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Marshall : You sat here, in this very booth, and you said... |
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Ted : I don' t care what I said. This is gonna happen. She can' t say it' s not meant to be. It is meant to be. And you know why? Cause I mean it to be. |
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Lily : Unpause? |
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Marshall : Unpause. |
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Older Ted : Let' s pause. See, Marshall and Lily had a rule that at any point during a fight, they could pause and take a break. Their fights often lasted for days. |
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Marshall : A painting fellowship? |
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Lily : I was never gonna take it. |
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Marshall : In California? |
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Lily : I was never gonna take it. |
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Barney : Ted, she is going on that camping trip. Dude, barring some act of God, Robin' s gonna be with Sandy this weekend. |
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Ted : Fine. If an act of God is what it takes, then an act of God it is. |
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Barney : What are you talking about? |
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Ted : I' m gonna make it rain. I can' t let Robin go camping with this guy. So how do I keep that from happening? Simple. I make it rain. |
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Barney : Ted, do you want me to slap you again? Cause I kind of enjoyed it the first time. |
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Ted : I might be crazy right now. No, you know what? I am definitely crazy right now. But I have a plan. That girl you used to go out with, Penelope. Wasn' t she getting her PhD in Native American culture? |
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Barney : Yeah. |
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Ted : Are you still in touch with her? |
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Barney : Sure. I mean, even though we stopped having sex, we still get together like once a month to chat and catch up, and of course I' m not in touch with her! |
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Ted : Well, you' re gonna need to get in touch with her. She' s gonna teach me how to do a rain dance. |
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Barney : Did you just say a rain dance? |
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Ted : Yes. |
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Barney : A rain dance? |
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Ted : Yes. |
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Barney : A dance to make it rain. |
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Ted : Yes. |
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Barney: zuì qǐ mǎ shì guò le, xiōng dì Lily: zhè cì qíng gǎn dōu shòu de yǒu xiē jí le Marshall: kàn kàn hǎo de yī miàn ba, zuì qǐ mǎ nǐ dé dào dá àn le. tā zuò chū le tā de xuǎn zé, nǐ yě zhōng yú néng jiě tuō, jì xù xún zhǎo liàn qíng le. Ted: qù tā de, shì qíng hái méi wán Marshall: tài dé, nǐ jiù zuò zài zhè gè wèi zhì shàng. nǐ céng jīng shuō Ted: wǒ bù guǎn wǒ shuō guò shén me, yí dìng yào fā shēng de. tā bù néng shuō zhè shì tiān yì rú cǐ, yīng gāi shì mìng zhòng zhù dìng de, nǐ men zhī dào wèi shí me ma? yīn wéi mìng yùn zài wǒ zhè biān Lily: jié shù xiū zhàn Marshall: jié shù xiū zhàn Old Ted: " ràng wǒ men zàn tíng yī xià". kàn dào le ba, mǎ xiū hé lì lì yǒu gè guī dìng, zài zhēng chǎo shí, tā men kě yǐ yāo qiú zàn tíng, hǎo xiū xī yī xià, tā men liǎ de chǎo jià jīng cháng chí xù hǎo jǐ tiān Marshall: yī fèn huì huà de jiǎng xué jīn Lily: wǒ jiù méi zhǔn bèi jiē shòu Marshall: zài jiā lì fú ní Ted: wǒ jiù cóng lái dōu méi dǎ suàn qù Barney: tài dé, tā yào qù cān jiā nà gè lù yíng lǚ xíng. gē men, chú fēi shàng dì kāi yǎn, luó bīn zhè zhōu mò huì hé shān dí zài yì qǐ Ted: hǎo de, rú guǒ shàng dì kāi yǎn shì zhè yàng de huà, nà me shàng dì jiù huì kāi yǎn de Barney: nǐ zài shuō shí mǒ a Ted: wǒ yào ràng lǎo tiān yé xià yǔ, wǒ bù néng ràng luó bīn hé zhè xiǎo zi qù lù yíng, nà wǒ zěn yàng cái néng zǔ zhǐ zhè shì de fā shēng. hěn jiǎn dān, wǒ ràng lǎo tiān yé xià yǔ Barney: tài dé, nǐ xiǎng yào wǒ zài lái hū nǐ yī bā zhǎng ma? yīn wèi dǎ de dì yī xià ràng wǒ jué de hěn shuǎng Ted: tīng zhe, wǒ, wǒ yě xǔ xiàn zài yǒu diǎn fēng kuáng. bù, nǐ zhī dào ma? wǒ xiàn zài hěn míng xiǎn dì fēng le. dàn wǒ yǒu gè jì huà, nǐ yǐ qián cháng cháng yuē huì de nà gè nǚ hái, péng nī luò pèi, tā shì bú shì ná dào le měi guó běn tǔ wén huà de bó shì xué wèi? Barney: shì de Ted: nǐ hái hé tā lián luò ma? dāng rán, wǒ shì shuō, jǐn guǎn wǒ men bù hēi xiū le kě wǒ men hái shì huì jù yī xià dà gài yí gè yuè yī cì, zài yì qǐ liáo tiān, shuō shuō jìn kuàng. hǎo ba, wǒ dāng rán bù hé tā lián xì le Ted: hǎo de, nǐ xū yào qù hé tā lián xì. tā huì jiào wǒ zěn yàng qù tiào qí yǔ wǔ Barney: nǐ gāng cái shuō" qí yǔ wǔ" Ted: shì de Barney: qí yǔ wǔ Ted: shì de Barney: tiào wǔ lái qí dǎo lǎo tiān xià yǔ Ted: shì de |