| There was once a large, fat woman who had a small, thin husband. He had a job in a big company and was given his weekly wages every Friday evening. As soon as he got home on Fridays, his wife used to make him give her all his money, and then she used to give him back only enough to buy his lunch in his company every day. One day, the small man came home very excited. He hurried into the living-room. His wife was listening to the radio and eating chocolates there. “You will never guess what happened to me to day, dear.” he said. He waited for a few seconds and then added, “I won ten thousand dollars on the lottery!” “That is wonderful! ” said his wife delightedly. But then she pulled a long face and added angrily, “But how could you afford to buy the ticket?” | |
| 一个胖女人有一个妻管严老公。他在一家大公司工作，每周五得到周薪。每次星期五回到家，他妻子便让他上交全部钱，然后给他只够每天在公司午饭的钱。一天，这个妻管严老公很兴奋的回家，急冲冲的走进房间， 他妻子正在沙发上边听收音机边吃巧克力。他说：“你一定想不到今天发生了什么，亲爱的。”他等了几秒，补充说：“我彩票赢了一万美金！” “太好了”他妻子开心的说， 但马上妻子生气的拉长了脸说：“但你哪里来买彩票的钱呢？” |
| There was once a large, fat woman who had a small, thin husband. He had a job in a big company and was given his weekly wages every Friday evening. As soon as he got home on Fridays, his wife used to make him give her all his money, and then she used to give him back only enough to buy his lunch in his company every day. One day, the small man came home very excited. He hurried into the livingroom. His wife was listening to the radio and eating chocolates there. " You will never guess what happened to me to day, dear." he said. He waited for a few seconds and then added, " I won ten thousand dollars on the lottery!" " That is wonderful! " said his wife delightedly. But then she pulled a long face and added angrily, " But how could you afford to buy the ticket?" | |
| yi ge pang nv ren you yi ge qi guan yan lao gong. ta zai yi jia da gong si gong zuo, mei zhou wu de dao zhou xin. mei ci xing qi wu hui dao jia, ta qi zi bian rang ta shang jiao quan bu qian, ran hou gei ta zhi gou mei tian zai gong si wu fan de qian. yi tian, zhe ge qi guan yan lao gong hen xing fen de hui jia, ji chong chong de zou jin fang jian, ta qi zi zheng zai sha fa shang bian ting shou yin ji bian chi qiao ke li. ta shuo:" ni yi ding xiang bu dao jin tian fa sheng le shen me, qin ai de." ta deng le ji miao, bu chong shuo:" wo cai piao ying le yi wan mei jin!" " tai hao le" ta qi zi kai xin de shuo, dan ma shang qi zi sheng qi de la chang le lian shuo:" dan ni na li lai mai cai piao de qian ne?" |
| There was once a large, fat woman who had a small, thin husband. He had a job in a big company and was given his weekly wages every Friday evening. As soon as he got home on Fridays, his wife used to make him give her all his money, and then she used to give him back only enough to buy his lunch in his company every day. One day, the small man came home very excited. He hurried into the livingroom. His wife was listening to the radio and eating chocolates there. " You will never guess what happened to me to day, dear." he said. He waited for a few seconds and then added, " I won ten thousand dollars on the lottery!" " That is wonderful! " said his wife delightedly. But then she pulled a long face and added angrily, " But how could you afford to buy the ticket?" | |
| yí gè pàng nǚ rén yǒu yí gè qī guǎn yán lǎo gōng. tā zài yī jiā dà gōng sī gōng zuò, měi zhōu wǔ dé dào zhōu xīn. měi cì xīng qī wǔ huí dào jiā, tā qī zǐ biàn ràng tā shàng jiāo quán bù qián, rán hòu gěi tā zhǐ gòu měi tiān zài gōng sī wǔ fàn de qián. yì tiān, zhè gè qī guǎn yán lǎo gōng hěn xīng fèn de huí jiā, jí chōng chōng de zǒu jìn fáng jiān, tā qī zǐ zhèng zài shā fā shàng biān tīng shōu yīn jī biān chī qiǎo kè lì. tā shuō:" nǐ yí dìng xiǎng bú dào jīn tiān fā shēng le shén me, qīn ài de." tā děng le jǐ miǎo, bǔ chōng shuō:" wǒ cǎi piào yíng le yī wàn měi jīn!" " tài hǎo le" tā qī zǐ kāi xīn de shuō, dàn mǎ shàng qī zǐ shēng qì de lā cháng le liǎn shuō:" dàn nǐ nǎ lǐ lái mǎi cǎi piào de qián ne?" |
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