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There was once a large, fat woman who had a small, thin husband. He had a job in a big company and was given his weekly wages every Friday evening. As soon as he got home on Fridays, his wife used to make him give her all his money, and then she used to give him back only enough to buy his lunch in his company every day. One day, the small man came home very excited. He hurried into the livingroom. His wife was listening to the radio and eating chocolates there. " You will never guess what happened to me to day, dear." he said. He waited for a few seconds and then added, " I won ten thousand dollars on the lottery!" " That is wonderful! " said his wife delightedly. But then she pulled a long face and added angrily, " But how could you afford to buy the ticket?" |
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yí gè pàng nǚ rén yǒu yí gè qī guǎn yán lǎo gōng. tā zài yī jiā dà gōng sī gōng zuò, měi zhōu wǔ dé dào zhōu xīn. měi cì xīng qī wǔ huí dào jiā, tā qī zǐ biàn ràng tā shàng jiāo quán bù qián, rán hòu gěi tā zhǐ gòu měi tiān zài gōng sī wǔ fàn de qián. yì tiān, zhè gè qī guǎn yán lǎo gōng hěn xīng fèn de huí jiā, jí chōng chōng de zǒu jìn fáng jiān, tā qī zǐ zhèng zài shā fā shàng biān tīng shōu yīn jī biān chī qiǎo kè lì. tā shuō:" nǐ yí dìng xiǎng bú dào jīn tiān fā shēng le shén me, qīn ài de." tā děng le jǐ miǎo, bǔ chōng shuō:" wǒ cǎi piào yíng le yī wàn měi jīn!" " tài hǎo le" tā qī zǐ kāi xīn de shuō, dàn mǎ shàng qī zǐ shēng qì de lā cháng le liǎn shuō:" dàn nǐ nǎ lǐ lái mǎi cǎi piào de qián ne?" |