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Wakey , wakey, upper east siders. Gossip Girl. Your one and only source into the scandalous lives ofManhattan' s elite. It seems like today is a big day for everyone, but none so much as me. |
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D: Miss Serena, it' s finally here. Can you believe? So exciting. I smile and cry at same time all morning and not even wedding yet. |
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S: Where' s Blair? |
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D: She went to final fitting. Everyone else is coming here, including Mr. Lonely boy for breakfast buffet. Get dressed and eat something, you need strength today. Once upon a time, princess B was a Virgin Queen and her king was named Archibald, who would' ve thought that in just five short years, she could turn that headband into a tiara for real. I myself have come a long way, too. But if you think I' ve spent all my recent downtime reflecting on who I am and what I' ve done in those same five years, let me assure you, that couldn' t be further from the truth. I was just planning my comeback. So if I were you, I' d watch this space, because the new gossip girl is coming. And what will my first post be? All I can say, you should probably pray I won' t be writing about you. |
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xǐng xǐng, xǐng xǐng, shàng dōng qū de de gè wèi. bā guà tiān hòu zài cǐ. zhè shì nǐ liǎo jiě màn hā dùn fēi wén de wéi yī qú dào. kàn qǐ lái jīn tiān duì suǒ yǒu rén dōu hěn zhòng yào, dàn duì wǒ lái shuō, jué duì shì zuì zhòng yào de. sè lín nà xiǎo jiě, zhōng yú dào le. nǐ néng xiāng xìn ma? zhēn jī dòng. wǒ zǎo shàng yòu kū yòu xiào, zhè hái méi dào hūn lǐ de shí kè ne. bù lái ěr ne? tā qù zuì hòu shì zhuāng le. bāo kuò jì mò nán hái, měi ge rén dōu huì lái chī zǎo chá. kuài chuān hǎo yī fú, chī diǎn dōng xī, jīn tiān de nǐ xū yào tǐ lì. cóng qián, gōng zhǔ B shì tóng zhēn nǚ wáng, tā de guó wáng shì ā qí bù ěr dé. shuí néng xiǎng dào, duǎn duǎn de wǔ nián zhī hòu, tā néng bǎ fā gū biàn chéng zhēn zhèng de huáng guān. wǒ zì jǐ yě jīng guò màn cháng de lǚ tú, dàn rú guǒ nǐ yào shì yǐ wéi wǒ bǎ zuì jìn dàn chū de shí jiān dōu yòng lái fǎn xǐng wǒ wǔ nián lái de suǒ zuò suǒ wéi de huà, nà ràng wǒ lái tí xǐng nǐ, nǐ zhēn de dà cuò tè cuò le, wǒ zhǐ shì zài zhǔn bèi wǒ de fù chū. suǒ yǐ, rú guǒ wǒ shì nǐ, wǒ huì jǐn dīng bā guà tiān hòu de kōng jiān, yīn wèi xīn de bā guà tiān hòu yào dàn shēng le. wǒ de dì yī qī huì pù guāng shuí ne? wǒ zhǐ néng shuō, nǐ gāi qī dài wǒ de mù biāo bú shì nǐ. |