|
(George enters the locker room where Alex is trimming his nose hairs in the |
|
mirror . He checks around to see if anyone else is in there) |
|
Alex: I know I'm pretty to look at , George, but back up. |
|
George: and all I need to ask you something. |
|
Alex: I'm waiting. |
|
George: I seem to be having this skin thing going on, like a rash, really. And I think I know what it is, but I can't get close enough to tell for sure. |
|
Alex: Let's see it. |
|
George: It's kinda located in an, um, you know, private... |
|
Alex: You're a doctor, George. It's called a penis. You have a rash on your penis? |
|
George: I think I can describe it. Um, it's k...red. |
|
Alex: Look, just come on. Just show me your junk so we can get this over with. |
|
George: So? |
|
Alex: Dude, you've got syphilis. |
