| [ti:しんでしまうとはなさけない!] | |
| [ar:れをる kradness] | |
| [al:EXIT TUNES PRESENTS 神曲を歌ってみた 7] | |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [00:05.88] | おお、しんでしまうとはなさけなーい！ |
| [00:10.04] | 3.2.1… Ahhh！ Q！ |
| [00:11.41] | |
| [00:22.38] | 「王！」 「なに？」 |
| [00:23.74] | 「HELP！」 「何事じゃ」 |
| [00:25.10] | 「ひぃ、」 「うん」 |
| [00:26.16] | 「姫がさらわれましたぁ」 |
| [00:27.52] | 「勇者は？」 「いません」 |
| [00:29.54] | 「うーん、そうだ！」 「…ええ？」 |
| [00:30.83] | 「かくなる上はお前が勇者だ」 |
| [00:32.15] | 設定崩壊！！ |
| [00:33.41] | |
| [00:33.65] | さぁ、その宝箱の中身とこのなけなしの金で旅立って |
| [00:36.40] | 仲間を探して化けもん倒して.. |
| [00:37.92] | （‥適当じゃねえか） |
| [00:39.10] | とにかく困ったら町の人々に話しかけようぜ？ |
| [00:41.78] | ボスとか全然倒せる！倒せる！ |
| [00:43.50] | マ·ジ·デ！ |
| [00:44.29] | |
| [00:44.64] | いばって いばって いばって 当然 |
| [00:47.48] | だって実際に一番偉いから！ |
| [00:50.17] | 人ごとみたくいってくれるぜ |
| [00:52.90] | まったくもって上から目線すぎるぜ.. |
| [00:55.59] | 経験値 経験値 経験値 積んで |
| [00:58.42] | もっと屈強な仲間探したまえ！ |
| [01:01.33] | てゆうか私は一兵卒です |
| [01:04.00] | 有給休暇がデリート！デリート！ |
| [01:06.81] | そなたがラスボスを倒してくる日を楽しみにまっておるぞぃ！ |
| [01:11.68] | |
| [01:12.30] | 世界平和を取り戻す為 |
| [01:15.01] | お国の平和を守る為 |
| [01:17.68] | 一番後ろで指揮をとります |
| [01:20.42] | そなたの経験値を伝えましょう |
| [01:23.31] | あなたの為に 世界の為に |
| [01:26.04] | 戦う僕らの愛国心 |
| [01:28.78] | 仲間も死んで絶滅寸前 |
| [01:31.56] | やっぱりレベルが足りねえ..orz |
| [01:34.60] | |
| [01:37.03] | あなたのパーティーは全滅しました。 |
| [01:48.00] | おお、神様よ！ |
| [01:53.55] | アーメン |
| [01:58.69] | |
| [02:10.04] | 「おお！しんでしまうとはなさけない！」 |
| [02:12.89] | 「さすればそなたにもういちど、機会をあたえよう！」 |
| [02:15.44] | 「王様っ」 |
| [02:16.05] | 「なんですか」 |
| [02:16.93] | 「もう！…もう無理です。」 |
| [02:18.41] | 「ええ～！弱音を吐くとはもっとなさけなああああい！」 |
| [02:20.79] | |
| [02:21.30] | 経済力、軍事力ともに申し分ない我が国は当然、 |
| [02:24.03] | 優秀な人材も潤沢 |
| [02:25.34] | （人望アツいね） |
| [02:26.81] | ただ、１つ慢性的な問題は国家元首の奔放さ |
| [02:29.49] | よくいえば無垢、悪く言えば.. |
| [02:31.12] | o·ba·ka |
| [02:32.13] | 正真正銘▼ |
| [02:33.36] | 全人類は▼ |
| [02:34.73] | 戦闘民族▼ |
| [02:36.13] | いわずもがな▼ OK？ |
| [02:37.51] | 協調性や▼ |
| [02:39.09] | 順応性が▼ |
| [02:40.30] | 重要なんて▼ |
| [02:41.67] | 浮世はクソゲーか？！ |
| [02:43.05] | |
| [02:43.31] | 次のレベルになるには |
| [02:45.57] | あと1000ポイントの経験が |
| [02:48.44] | さらにはもっと自己主張が必要じゃな！ |
| [02:51.32] | くじけるな OK？ |
| [02:53.99] | |
| [02:54.18] | テリッサ ボロッソ ザンシ パロント |
| [02:57.12] | 魔法使いも 使いもんになってきたが、 |
| [02:59.69] | 余裕しゃくしゃくうすら笑いで |
| [03:02.58] | ごたくばっかならべてしゃくに触るぜ.. |
| [03:04.95] | |
| [03:05.25] | ホリット ホリット ホリット ばっか |
| [03:08.09] | 僧侶はホリットばっかで バカなの？ |
| [03:10.72] | 王のアタシを眠らすなんて |
| [03:13.55] | アンタラ一体何様？さては謀反か？ |
| [03:16.39] | 僕は勇者じゃありません。むしろ王が勇者だと思いまーす！ |
| [03:21.57] | |
| [03:21.93] | 世界平和を取り戻す為 |
| [03:24.60] | お国の平和を守る為 |
| [03:27.34] | 最前線に身を投じませ |
| [03:30.18] | 支持率アップは目に見えた！ （オイコラw） |
| [03:32.99] | 権益の為 お金の為に |
| [03:35.70] | 戦う王様 何をみる |
| [03:38.44] | 近衛もひん死 絶滅寸前 |
| [03:41.28] | しんでしまうとはなさけなああああああい！ |
| [03:43.66] | |
| [03:44.06] | 世界平和を取り戻す為 |
| [03:46.74] | あなたの笑顔を守る為 |
| [03:49.38] | 魔王軍関連情報を |
| [03:52.26] | 命からがらにかき集め |
| [03:55.10] | 今日も今日とて鎮座している |
| [03:57.72] | まことの勇者を待っている |
| [04:00.46] | 他力本願ではありません |
| [04:03.18] | わしらじゃやつらにゃかなわねえ：； |
| ti:! | |
| ar: kradness | |
| al: EXIT TUNES PRESENTS shen qu ge 7 | |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [00:05.88] | ! |
| [00:10.04] | 3. 2. 1 Ahhh! Q! |
| [00:11.41] | |
| [00:22.38] | wang! ? |
| [00:23.74] | HELP! he shi |
| [00:25.10] | |
| [00:26.16] | ji |
| [00:27.52] | yong zhe? |
| [00:29.54] | ! ? |
| [00:30.83] | shang qian yong zhe |
| [00:32.15] | she ding beng huai!! |
| [00:33.41] | |
| [00:33.65] | bao xiang zhong shen jin lv li |
| [00:36.40] | zhong jian tan hua dao.. |
| [00:37.92] | shi dang |
| [00:39.10] | kun ting ren hua? |
| [00:41.78] | quan ran dao! dao! |
| [00:43.50] | ! |
| [00:44.29] | |
| [00:44.64] | dang ran |
| [00:47.48] | shi ji yi fan wei! |
| [00:50.17] | ren |
| [00:52.90] | shang mu xian.. |
| [00:55.59] | jing yan zhi jing yan zhi jing yan zhi ji |
| [00:58.42] | qu qiang zhong jian tan! |
| [01:01.33] | si yi bing zu |
| [01:04.00] | you gei xiu xia!! |
| [01:06.81] | dao ri le! |
| [01:11.68] | |
| [01:12.30] | shi jie ping he qu ti wei |
| [01:15.01] | guo ping he shou wei |
| [01:17.68] | yi fan hou zhi hui |
| [01:20.42] | jing yan zhi chuan |
| [01:23.31] | wei shi jie wei |
| [01:26.04] | zhan pu ai guo xin |
| [01:28.78] | zhong jian si jue mie cun qian |
| [01:31.56] | zu.. orz |
| [01:34.60] | |
| [01:37.03] | quan mie. |
| [01:48.00] | shen yang! |
| [01:53.55] | |
| [01:58.69] | |
| [02:10.04] | !! |
| [02:12.89] | ji hui! |
| [02:15.44] | wang yang |
| [02:16.05] | |
| [02:16.93] | ! wu li. |
| [02:18.41] | ! ruo yin tu! |
| [02:20.79] | |
| [02:21.30] | jing ji li jun shi li shen fen wo guo dang ran |
| [02:24.03] | you xiu ren cai run ze |
| [02:25.34] | ren wang |
| [02:26.81] | man xing de wen ti guo jia yuan shou ben fang |
| [02:29.49] | wu gou e yan.. |
| [02:31.12] | o ba ka |
| [02:32.13] | zheng zhen zheng ming |
| [02:33.36] | quan ren lei |
| [02:34.73] | zhan dou min zu |
| [02:36.13] | OK? |
| [02:37.51] | xie diao xing |
| [02:39.09] | shun ying xing |
| [02:40.30] | zhong yao |
| [02:41.67] | fu shi?! |
| [02:43.05] | |
| [02:43.31] | ci |
| [02:45.57] | 1000 jing yan |
| [02:48.44] | zi ji zhu zhang bi yao! |
| [02:51.32] | OK? |
| [02:53.99] | |
| [02:54.18] | |
| [02:57.12] | mo fa shi shi |
| [02:59.69] | yu yu xiao |
| [03:02.58] | chu.. |
| [03:04.95] | |
| [03:05.25] | |
| [03:08.09] | seng lv ? |
| [03:10.72] | wang mian |
| [03:13.55] | yi ti he yang? mou fan? |
| [03:16.39] | pu yong zhe. wang yong zhe si! |
| [03:21.57] | |
| [03:21.93] | shi jie ping he qu ti wei |
| [03:24.60] | guo ping he shou wei |
| [03:27.34] | zui qian xian shen tou |
| [03:30.18] | zhi chi lv mu jian! w |
| [03:32.99] | quan yi wei jin wei |
| [03:35.70] | zhan wang yang he |
| [03:38.44] | jin wei si jue mie cun qian |
| [03:41.28] | ! |
| [03:43.66] | |
| [03:44.06] | shi jie ping he qu ti wei |
| [03:46.74] | xiao yan shou wei |
| [03:49.38] | mo wang jun guan lian qing bao |
| [03:52.26] | ming ji |
| [03:55.10] | jin ri jin ri zhen zuo |
| [03:57.72] | yong zhe dai |
| [04:00.46] | ta li ben yuan |
| [04:03.18] | : |
| ti:! | |
| ar: kradness | |
| al: EXIT TUNES PRESENTS shén qū gē 7 | |
| [00:00.00] | |
| [00:05.88] | ! |
| [00:10.04] | 3. 2. 1 Ahhh! Q! |
| [00:11.41] | |
| [00:22.38] | wáng! ? |
| [00:23.74] | HELP! hé shì |
| [00:25.10] | |
| [00:26.16] | jī |
| [00:27.52] | yǒng zhě? |
| [00:29.54] | ! ? |
| [00:30.83] | shàng qián yǒng zhě |
| [00:32.15] | shè dìng bēng huài!! |
| [00:33.41] | |
| [00:33.65] | bǎo xiāng zhōng shēn jīn lǚ lì |
| [00:36.40] | zhòng jiān tàn huà dào.. |
| [00:37.92] | shì dāng |
| [00:39.10] | kùn tīng rén huà? |
| [00:41.78] | quán rán dào! dào! |
| [00:43.50] | ! |
| [00:44.29] | |
| [00:44.64] | dāng rán |
| [00:47.48] | shí jì yī fān wěi! |
| [00:50.17] | rén |
| [00:52.90] | shàng mù xiàn.. |
| [00:55.59] | jīng yǎn zhí jīng yǎn zhí jīng yǎn zhí jī |
| [00:58.42] | qū qiáng zhòng jiān tàn! |
| [01:01.33] | sī yī bīng zú |
| [01:04.00] | yǒu gěi xiū xiá!! |
| [01:06.81] | dào rì lè! |
| [01:11.68] | |
| [01:12.30] | shì jiè píng hé qǔ tì wèi |
| [01:15.01] | guó píng hé shǒu wèi |
| [01:17.68] | yī fān hòu zhǐ huī |
| [01:20.42] | jīng yǎn zhí chuán |
| [01:23.31] | wèi shì jiè wèi |
| [01:26.04] | zhàn pú ài guó xīn |
| [01:28.78] | zhòng jiān sǐ jué miè cùn qián |
| [01:31.56] | zú.. orz |
| [01:34.60] | |
| [01:37.03] | quán miè. |
| [01:48.00] | shén yàng! |
| [01:53.55] | |
| [01:58.69] | |
| [02:10.04] | !! |
| [02:12.89] | jī huì! |
| [02:15.44] | wáng yàng |
| [02:16.05] | |
| [02:16.93] | ! wú lǐ. |
| [02:18.41] | ! ruò yīn tǔ! |
| [02:20.79] | |
| [02:21.30] | jīng jì lì jūn shì lì shēn fēn wǒ guó dāng rán |
| [02:24.03] | yōu xiù rén cái rùn zé |
| [02:25.34] | rén wàng |
| [02:26.81] | màn xìng de wèn tí guó jiā yuán shǒu bēn fàng |
| [02:29.49] | wú gòu è yán.. |
| [02:31.12] | o ba ka |
| [02:32.13] | zhèng zhēn zhèng míng |
| [02:33.36] | quán rén lèi |
| [02:34.73] | zhàn dòu mín zú |
| [02:36.13] | OK? |
| [02:37.51] | xié diào xìng |
| [02:39.09] | shùn yīng xìng |
| [02:40.30] | zhòng yào |
| [02:41.67] | fú shì?! |
| [02:43.05] | |
| [02:43.31] | cì |
| [02:45.57] | 1000 jīng yǎn |
| [02:48.44] | zì jǐ zhǔ zhāng bì yào! |
| [02:51.32] | OK? |
| [02:53.99] | |
| [02:54.18] | |
| [02:57.12] | mó fǎ shǐ shǐ |
| [02:59.69] | yú yù xiào |
| [03:02.58] | chù.. |
| [03:04.95] | |
| [03:05.25] | |
| [03:08.09] | sēng lǚ ? |
| [03:10.72] | wáng mián |
| [03:13.55] | yī tǐ hé yàng? móu fǎn? |
| [03:16.39] | pú yǒng zhě. wáng yǒng zhě sī! |
| [03:21.57] | |
| [03:21.93] | shì jiè píng hé qǔ tì wèi |
| [03:24.60] | guó píng hé shǒu wèi |
| [03:27.34] | zuì qián xiàn shēn tóu |
| [03:30.18] | zhī chí lǜ mù jiàn! w |
| [03:32.99] | quán yì wèi jīn wèi |
| [03:35.70] | zhàn wáng yàng hé |
| [03:38.44] | jìn wèi sǐ jué miè cùn qián |
| [03:41.28] | ! |
| [03:43.66] | |
| [03:44.06] | shì jiè píng hé qǔ tì wèi |
| [03:46.74] | xiào yán shǒu wèi |
| [03:49.38] | mó wáng jūn guān lián qíng bào |
| [03:52.26] | mìng jí |
| [03:55.10] | jīn rì jīn rì zhèn zuò |
| [03:57.72] | yǒng zhě dài |
| [04:00.46] | tā lì běn yuàn |
| [04:03.18] | : |
| [00:05.88] | 喔喔!就这样死掉也太凄惨了! |
| [00:10.04] | |
| [00:22.38] | 「国王大人!」 「干嘛?」 |
| [00:23.74] | 「help!」 「到底什么事?」 |
| [00:25.10] | |
| [00:26.16] | 「公..公主被抓走了!!」 |
| [00:27.52] | 「勇者呢?」 「勇者不在」 |
| [00:29.54] | 「嗯，对了！」 |
| [00:30.83] | 「既然如此就封你为勇者」 |
| [00:32.15] | 设定崩坏！！ |
| [00:33.65] | 快带着宝箱里的武器还有少量金钱踏上旅途 |
| [00:36.40] | 踏上旅途寻找同伴打到怪物吧.. |
| [00:37.92] | （..也太过随便） |
| [00:39.10] | 总之遇到困难的话就跟村里的NPC攀谈吧? |
| [00:41.78] | 把魔王什么的全部辗爆!辗爆! |
| [00:43.50] | 讲认真的! |
| [00:44.64] | 逞威风 说大话 口出狂言 那是当然的 |
| [00:47.48] | 谁叫我真的世界第一伟大! |
| [00:50.17] | 人群纷纷慕名而来 |
| [00:52.90] | 又更加得意忘形了.. |
| [00:55.59] | 经验值 经验值 经验值 不断累积 |
| [00:58.42] | 寻找更加强大的队友! |
| [01:01.33] | 话说我不过是个无名小卒 |
| [01:04.00] | 带薪休假全被 删掉了 删掉了 |
| [01:06.81] | 你就安心等待着最后魔王被打倒的那天吧! |
| [01:12.30] | 为了恢复世界和平 |
| [01:15.01] | 为了守护王国的和平 |
| [01:17.68] | 在最后方指挥士兵 |
| [01:20.42] | 所以把你的经验值都交出来吧 |
| [01:23.31] | 为了你 为了世界而战斗 |
| [01:26.04] | 熊熊燃烧我们的爱国心 |
| [01:28.78] | 结果战友阵亡 军队即将全灭 |
| [01:31.56] | 果然等级还是不够..orz |
| [01:37.03] | 属于你的队伍已经全灭了。 |
| [01:48.00] | 喔、伟大的主啊! |
| [01:53.55] | 阿门 |
| [02:10.04] | 「喔喔!就这样死掉也太凄惨了! 」 |
| [02:12.89] | 「只好再给你一次 起死回生的机会!」 |
| [02:15.44] | 「可是国王大人」 |
| [02:16.05] | 「怎么了？」 |
| [02:16.93] | 「不行..我办不到」 |
| [02:18.41] | 「欸欸~!竟然说丧气话这样更可悲啊啊啊!」 |
| [02:21.30] | 兵力，财力我国的强大无需质疑 |
| [02:24.03] | 优秀人才也十分充裕 |
| [02:25.34] | （很有人望呢） |
| [02:26.81] | 只是，有个长期困扰是国家元首太过热情奔放 |
| [02:29.49] | 说的好听是单纯 说的难听是 |
| [02:31.12] | 大・笨・蛋 |
| [02:32.13] | 为人正直 |
| [02:33.36] | 全人类都是 |
| [02:34.73] | 战斗民族 |
| [02:36.13] | 这点不用说明吧 OK？ |
| [02:37.51] | 协调性 |
| [02:39.09] | 与适应度 |
| [02:40.30] | 虽然重要 |
| [02:41.67] | 但难道人生就是场烂游戏吗?! |
| [02:43.31] | 距离升等 |
| [02:45.57] | 还需要再1000点经验值 |
| [02:48.44] | 不过多表达自我主张也是必要的 |
| [02:51.32] | 别沮丧 OK? |
| [02:54.18] | 炎系魔法 殭尸召唤 斩击魔法 分身术 |
| [02:57.12] | 虽然魔法师也稍微变的有点用处 |
| [02:59.69] | 但用绰绰有余的轻蔑笑容 |
| [03:02.58] | 拼命吹嘘可真让人火大.. |
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| [03:08.09] | 只会使用圣光催眠的僧侣是白痴吗? |
| [03:10.72] | 国王我都要睡著了 |
| [03:13.55] | 你们到底是何方神圣?难不成是来造反的? |
| [03:16.39] | 我不是勇者，不如说国王大人更适合当勇者啊! |
| [03:21.93] | 为了恢复世界和平 |
| [03:24.60] | 为了守护王国的和平 |
| [03:27.34] | 身先士卒 勇闯最前线 |
| [03:30.18] | 支持率因此节节高升! (你这家伙) |
| [03:32.99] | 为了权利与金钱 |
| [03:35.70] | 而奋战的国王目标是什么 |
| [03:38.44] | 近卫兵们生命垂危 军队即将全灭 |
| [03:41.28] | 就这样死掉也太凄惨了啊啊啊啊! |
| [03:44.06] | 为了恢复世界和平 |
| [03:46.74] | 为了守护你的笑容 |
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| [03:55.10] | 今天也一如往常立枪站哨 |
| [03:57.72] | 等待着真正的勇者 |
| [04:00.46] | 并不求助于他人 |
| [04:03.18] | 反正我们根本打不赢他们：； |
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