| [00:00.000] | 作词 : IOSYS |
| [00:00.000] | 作曲 : ZUN |
| [00:00.00] | 「にゃんにゃんテレビショッピング！！ |
| [00:03.46] | こんにちわ！セイガニャンニャンこと、かくせいがです。にゃんにゃん！ |
| [00:07.81] | |
| [00:07.96] | 憂鬱な月曜の朝、出社したくない、学校に行きたくない |
| [00:12.43] | いっそこの世から居なくなってしまいたい… |
| [00:14.59] | そんなあなたの為に今回ご紹介する商品、それがこちら！ |
| [00:19.32] | 死です！ |
| [00:21.42] | |
| [00:23.36] | これさえあれば、念願の永遠の眠りがあなたの手に！ |
| [00:27.56] | 後に残された人々も、こぞって個人を偲んでくれますよ！ |
| [00:31.41] | もちろんその後のアフターケアーもばっちり、 |
| [00:34.26] | せいがニャンニャンが責任持ってフォローしますよ～にゃんにゃん！ |
| [00:38.54] | それでは早速この注目の概念・死、体験者の皆さんの声を聞いてみましょう！」 |
| [00:46.43] | |
| [00:58.18] | テストで10点切っても全然全然気にならない よしよし |
| [01:00.93] | 単位が20個なくても全然全然気にならない よしよし |
| [01:03.81] | クラスに30人居て友達ゼロでも全然気にならない よし！ |
| [01:06.80] | 40越えから子供と奥さん逃げても全然気にならない よっしゃ！ |
| [01:09.73] | |
| [01:09.89] | 死のう！ 死ねば死ぬとき これが死か～ |
| [01:15.45] | 生きていてもいい事ないし死んだ気になってやっていこう |
| [01:21.21] | 死にましょう！ 死にた死にたさ士農工商 |
| [01:27.01] | 死んで死んで死にやんだら いいこいいこ よしよしよし |
| [01:32.92] | |
| [01:56.40] | 残業100時間越えても全然全然気にならない にゃんにゃん |
| [01:59.16] | 親戚の子供のお年玉が10000円でも全然気にならない にゃんにゃん |
| [02:01.99] | 年収100万円切っても全然全然気にならない にゃん！ |
| [02:04.97] | 会社の負債が100億あっても全然気にならない にゃん！ |
| [02:07.97] | |
| [02:19.51] | 死のう！ 死ねば死ぬとき これが死か～ |
| [02:25.28] | 生きてなければエブリシングイズゴナビーオールライト |
| [02:31.21] | 死にましょう！ 死にた死にたみ新さっぽろ |
| [02:36.82] | 死んで死んで死にやんだら いいこいいこ にゃんにゃんにゃん |
| [02:43.38] | |
| [02:43.61] | 「各所で話題沸騰のこちら「死」、 |
| [02:46.09] | 今回はなんと私にゃんにゃん特製のリザレクションがついて驚きの特価！ |
| [02:52.83] | 19万8000円～」 |
| [02:54.37] | |
| [03:05.28] | 死のう！ 死ねば死ぬとき これが死か～ |
| [03:11.84] | 生きていてもいい事ないし死んだ気になってやっていこう（いえい！） |
| [03:18.31] | 死にましょう！ 死にた死にたさ士農工商 |
| [03:23.47] | 死んで死んで死にやんだら いいこいいこ よしよしよし |
| [03:35.08] |
| [00:00.000] | zuo ci : IOSYS |
| [00:00.000] | zuo qu : ZUN |
| [00:00.00] | !! |
| [00:03.46] | !.! |
| [00:07.81] | |
| [00:07.96] | you yu yue yao chao chu she xue xiao xing |
| [00:12.43] | shi ju |
| [00:14.59] | wei jin hui shao jie shang pin! |
| [00:19.32] | si! |
| [00:21.42] | |
| [00:23.36] | nian yuan yong yuan mian shou! |
| [00:27.56] | hou can ren ge ren cai! |
| [00:31.41] | hou |
| [00:34.26] | ze ren chi! |
| [00:38.54] | zao su zhu mu gai nian si ti yan zhe jie sheng wen! |
| [00:46.43] | |
| [00:58.18] | 10 dian qie quan ran quan ran qi |
| [01:00.93] | dan wei 20 ge quan ran quan ran qi |
| [01:03.81] | 30 ren ju you da quan ran qi ! |
| [01:06.80] | 40 yue zi gong ao tao quan ran qi ! |
| [01:09.73] | |
| [01:09.89] | si! si si si |
| [01:15.45] | sheng shi si qi |
| [01:21.21] | si! si si shi nong gong shang |
| [01:27.01] | si si si |
| [01:32.92] | |
| [01:56.40] | can ye 100 shi jian yue quan ran quan ran qi |
| [01:59.16] | qin qi zi gong nian yu 10000 yuan quan ran qi |
| [02:01.99] | nian shou 100 wan yuan qie quan ran quan ran qi ! |
| [02:04.97] | hui she fu zhai 100 yi quan ran qi ! |
| [02:07.97] | |
| [02:19.51] | si! si si si |
| [02:25.28] | sheng |
| [02:31.21] | si! si si xin |
| [02:36.82] | si si si |
| [02:43.38] | |
| [02:43.61] | ge suo hua ti fei teng si |
| [02:46.09] | jin hui si te zhi jing te si! |
| [02:52.83] | 19 wan 8000 yuan |
| [02:54.37] | |
| [03:05.28] | si! si si si |
| [03:11.84] | sheng shi si qi! |
| [03:18.31] | si! si si shi nong gong shang |
| [03:23.47] | si si si |
| [03:35.08] |
| [00:00.000] | zuò cí : IOSYS |
| [00:00.000] | zuò qǔ : ZUN |
| [00:00.00] | !! |
| [00:03.46] | !.! |
| [00:07.81] | |
| [00:07.96] | yōu yù yuè yào cháo chū shè xué xiào xíng |
| [00:12.43] | shì jū |
| [00:14.59] | wèi jīn huí shào jiè shāng pǐn! |
| [00:19.32] | sǐ! |
| [00:21.42] | |
| [00:23.36] | niàn yuàn yǒng yuǎn mián shǒu! |
| [00:27.56] | hòu cán rén gè rén cāi! |
| [00:31.41] | hòu |
| [00:34.26] | zé rèn chí! |
| [00:38.54] | zǎo sù zhù mù gài niàn sǐ tǐ yǎn zhě jiē shēng wén! |
| [00:46.43] | |
| [00:58.18] | 10 diǎn qiè quán rán quán rán qì |
| [01:00.93] | dān wèi 20 gè quán rán quán rán qì |
| [01:03.81] | 30 rén jū yǒu dá quán rán qì ! |
| [01:06.80] | 40 yuè zi gōng ào táo quán rán qì ! |
| [01:09.73] | |
| [01:09.89] | sǐ! sǐ sǐ sǐ |
| [01:15.45] | shēng shì sǐ qì |
| [01:21.21] | sǐ! sǐ sǐ shì nóng gōng shāng |
| [01:27.01] | sǐ sǐ sǐ |
| [01:32.92] | |
| [01:56.40] | cán yè 100 shí jiān yuè quán rán quán rán qì |
| [01:59.16] | qīn qī zi gōng nián yù 10000 yuán quán rán qì |
| [02:01.99] | nián shōu 100 wàn yuán qiè quán rán quán rán qì ! |
| [02:04.97] | huì shè fù zhài 100 yì quán rán qì ! |
| [02:07.97] | |
| [02:19.51] | sǐ! sǐ sǐ sǐ |
| [02:25.28] | shēng |
| [02:31.21] | sǐ! sǐ sǐ xīn |
| [02:36.82] | sǐ sǐ sǐ |
| [02:43.38] | |
| [02:43.61] | gè suǒ huà tí fèi téng sǐ |
| [02:46.09] | jīn huí sī tè zhì jīng tè sì! |
| [02:52.83] | 19 wàn 8000 yuán |
| [02:54.37] | |
| [03:05.28] | sǐ! sǐ sǐ sǐ |
| [03:11.84] | shēng shì sǐ qì! |
| [03:18.31] | sǐ! sǐ sǐ shì nóng gōng shāng |
| [03:23.47] | sǐ sǐ sǐ |
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