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Dale was Pete's Mum's new boyfriend's son |
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He had a mouth that was too small for his toungue |
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Teeth like a ladder that was missing a rung |
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Chin looked like it was trying to run |
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He had a laugh like a car crash |
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Eyes like... Pot holes in tarmac |
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Complexion the colour of chewed up bar snacks |
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Kinda guy spend his life getting laughed at |
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When all you've got is a hammer, everything looks like nails |
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If you bow to the hand that damns ya, everything fails |
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The things you do, do you |
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The plans you hatch, hatch monsters |
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Unless you watch your moves |
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Your own fists will knock you unconscious |
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Pete took him to the pub and the conversation dragged |
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So Pete got pissed, pretty soon he had more than his usual |
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Approaching legless |
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He found himself opening up |
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I got to get this off my chest, he said |
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With his head in his hands |
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I got this girlfriend but I can't stand the way things are going |
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Right, she's got this job but I don't like it |
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It pisses me off! |
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I don't even know what we're fightin' for but these days |
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Me and her, we are fightin' more than I'd like |
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And then out comes the white and Dale looks at him in the clinical light of the toilets |
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"Why what does she do?" |
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Pete looks at his shoes and says "She's a masseuse" |
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When all you've got is a hammer, everything looks like nails |
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If you bow to the hand that damns ya, everything fails |
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The things you do, do you |
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The plans you hatch, hatch monsters |
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Unless you watch your moves |
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Your own fists will knock you unconscious |
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(Pete) "You could call her up, you could book a session |
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You could push her, see if she responds and then |
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You can tell me everything and we will both see that I was wrong |
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To have ever doubted that she would be anything but the mother of |
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Pure modesty cause I know she loves me, she just does this to pay the bills |
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And to exist in a way that will give her the means to live for for than a dull routine" |
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Dale nods |
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Bells ring in Pete's head |
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But he looks at Dale: those clumsy legs, that sunken chest, that spotty neck |
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This is the perfect man to do the test |
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When all you've got is a hammer, everything looks like nails |
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If you bow to the hand that damns ya, everything fails |
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The things you do, do you |
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The plans you hatch, hatch monsters |
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Unless you watch your moves |
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Your own fists will knock you unconscious |
