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[Hook:] |
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Whoever taught you how to speak your mind |
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Never knew you'd turn out to be an idiot |
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And I might be stupid |
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But I'ma keep it movin' like I know what I'm doin' |
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Whoever thought you had a God damn clue |
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Never knew you'd turn out to be an idiot |
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I might be a fool |
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But I seem so cool when I'm next to you |
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Aight |
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[Verse 1:] |
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I was in the middle of a selfie |
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When you were trying to text me |
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Genius Interuptus |
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Swing like Kirby Puckett |
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I'm as subtle as an alien abduction in public |
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Somebody call the cops |
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Suck it, blow the trumpet until the bubble pops |
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And butter up another patch of those muffin tops |
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I'm just trying to find a balance |
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Wound up with a wife and a gang of kids |
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Her kiss tastes like black licorice |
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And now I'm riding in the back of her ambulance |
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Knock knock knockin' on heavens door |
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Let me in yo I got a laminate |
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I guess Its my job to let y'all know |
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That those my nuts y'all tampered with |
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[Hook] |
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[Verse 2:] |
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I'm not the coolest |
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I'm just a dude thats got some flows |
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Attitude, a lot of soul |
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I got a wood nameplate says "I wish you Gold" |
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And this watch don't even work |
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And these people only came for the cheap dessert |
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And we can fight over a piece of dirt |
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Like all y'all ain't gunna leave the Earth |
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Might as well keep sand in a baggy |
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My favorite people call me Dad or Daddy |
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I never claimed to be too smart |
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I never been afraid of a new start |
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Luck-ay siete my wifes so fly all the suckers envy |
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Shes a beautiful soul to have and to hold |
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And wipe my butt when I get old |
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[Hook] |
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[Verse 3:] |
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Hey mamma can I call you Cupcake |
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You remind me of a status update |
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You're the wind beneath my limbs |
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It might sound weird but you look like Prince |
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Bang Bang under purple rain |
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Fertilized the egg in the back of a mustang |
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No shame, ain't no thang |
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Baby came out lookin' like K.D Lang, Yeaah |
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[Hook] |
