| [00:00.09] | 五条人—曹操你别怕 |
| [00:02.14] | 来了没？” |
| [00:03.16] | “到外口了！” |
| [00:05.99] | |
| [00:38.92] | 来喊去 吼喊这吼那 骂爹骂娘 又跺脚荡手 |
| [00:41.30] | 十多个人 比脚比手喊道：你们敢来我乡里踏我的田？！Pu母啊！（嗬） |
| [00:47.16] | 阿兄这个时候 畏畏缩缩 拎着拖鞋 躲在后面 |
| [00:49.78] | 而他阿弟 慌慌张张 擦了屁股 抓着皮带 汹汹来喊 |
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| [00:54.52] | 阿兄 你别怕！我在这 我在这 我在这 |
| [00:59.82] | 阿兄 你别怕！我在这 我在这 我在这 |
| [01:03.87] | 阿兄 你别怕！我在这 我在这 我在这 |
| [01:08.00] | 阿兄 你别怕！我在这 我在这 我在这 |
| [01:12.84] | |
| [01:29.89] | 喊来喊去 吼这吼那 骂爹骂娘 又跺脚荡手 |
| [01:32.39] | 十多个人 比脚比手 喊道： |
| [01:34.51] | 你们敢来我乡里拆我的房？！Pu母啊！（嗬） |
| [01:38.36] | 阿兄这个时候 畏畏缩缩 拎着拖鞋 躲在后面 |
| [01:40.98] | 而他阿弟 慌慌张张 擦了屁股 抓着皮带 汹汹来喊 |
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| [01:45.85] | 阿兄，你别怕！我在这 我在这 我在这 |
| [01:51.19] | 阿兄，你别怕！我在这 我在这 我在这 |
| [01:55.31] | 阿兄，你别怕！我在这 我在这 我在这 |
| [01:59.43] | 阿兄，你别怕！我在这 我在这 我在这 |
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| [02:21.30] | “‘曹操’你别怕，一个人就一碗定！” |
| [02:27.17] | “虽说是一个人一碗定，那些番薯肉被你们捞去食，剩这些番薯汤在此给我算碗数？！” |
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| [03:25.02] | “我呀呀呸！我好言好语前来问你，你竟然如此这样对我无礼啊？你知道我是谁吗？” |
| [03:37.05] | |
| [03:38.30] | “呵哼 那你是哪个呀？” |
| [03:42.23] | |
| [03:43.98] | “临海物丰，红色政权，马厝铺，马处长，他老丈人是也！” |
| [03:52.60] | “哈哈哦，原来是鸟屎官的老丈呀，失礼失礼啊！” |
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| [03:59.85] | “哼哼 哼哼 哼哼 ，你知就好 |
| [00:00.09] | wu tiao ren cao cao ni bie pa |
| [00:02.14] | lai le mei?" |
| [00:03.16] | " dao wai kou le!" |
| [00:05.99] | |
| [00:38.92] | lai han qu hou han zhe hou na ma die ma niang you duo jiao dang shou |
| [00:41.30] | shi duo ge ren bi jiao bi shou han dao: ni men gan lai wo xiang li ta wo de tian?! Pu mu a! he |
| [00:47.16] | a xiong zhe ge shi hou wei wei suo suo lin zhe tuo xie duo zai hou mian |
| [00:49.78] | er ta a di huang huang zhang zhang ca le pi gu zhua zhe pi dai xiong xiong lai han |
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| [00:54.52] | a xiong ni bie pa! wo zai zhe wo zai zhe wo zai zhe |
| [00:59.82] | a xiong ni bie pa! wo zai zhe wo zai zhe wo zai zhe |
| [01:03.87] | a xiong ni bie pa! wo zai zhe wo zai zhe wo zai zhe |
| [01:08.00] | a xiong ni bie pa! wo zai zhe wo zai zhe wo zai zhe |
| [01:12.84] | |
| [01:29.89] | han lai han qu hou zhe hou na ma die ma niang you duo jiao dang shou |
| [01:32.39] | shi duo ge ren bi jiao bi shou han dao: |
| [01:34.51] | ni men gan lai wo xiang li chai wo de fang?! Pu mu a! he |
| [01:38.36] | a xiong zhe ge shi hou wei wei suo suo lin zhe tuo xie duo zai hou mian |
| [01:40.98] | er ta a di huang huang zhang zhang ca le pi gu zhua zhe pi dai xiong xiong lai han |
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| [01:45.85] | a xiong, ni bie pa! wo zai zhe wo zai zhe wo zai zhe |
| [01:51.19] | a xiong, ni bie pa! wo zai zhe wo zai zhe wo zai zhe |
| [01:55.31] | a xiong, ni bie pa! wo zai zhe wo zai zhe wo zai zhe |
| [01:59.43] | a xiong, ni bie pa! wo zai zhe wo zai zhe wo zai zhe |
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| [02:21.30] | "' cao cao' ni bie pa, yi ge ren jiu yi wan ding!" |
| [02:27.17] | " sui shuo shi yi ge ren yi wan ding, nei xie fan shu rou bei ni men lao qu shi, sheng zhei xie fan shu tang zai ci gei wo suan wan shu?!" |
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| [03:25.02] | " wo ya ya pei! wo hao yan hao yu qian lai wen ni, ni jing ran ru ci zhe yang dui wo wu li a? ni zhi dao wo shi shui ma?" |
| [03:37.05] | |
| [03:38.30] | " a heng na ni shi nei ge ya?" |
| [03:42.23] | |
| [03:43.98] | " lin hai wu feng, hong se zheng quan, ma cuo pu, ma chu zhang, ta lao zhang ren shi ye!" |
| [03:52.60] | " ha ha o, yuan lai shi niao shi guan de lao zhang ya, shi li shi li a!" |
| [03:58.41] | |
| [03:59.85] | " heng heng heng heng heng heng , ni zhi jiu hao |
| [00:00.09] | wǔ tiáo rén cáo cāo nǐ bié pà |
| [00:02.14] | lái le méi?" |
| [00:03.16] | " dào wài kǒu le!" |
| [00:05.99] | |
| [00:38.92] | lái hǎn qù hǒu hǎn zhè hǒu nà mà diē mà niáng yòu duò jiǎo dàng shǒu |
| [00:41.30] | shí duō gè rén bǐ jiǎo bǐ shǒu hǎn dào: nǐ men gǎn lái wǒ xiāng lǐ tà wǒ de tián?! Pu mǔ a! hē |
| [00:47.16] | ā xiōng zhè gè shí hòu wèi wèi suō suō līn zhe tuō xié duǒ zài hòu miàn |
| [00:49.78] | ér tā ā dì huāng huāng zhāng zhāng cā le pì gǔ zhuā zhe pí dài xiōng xiōng lái hǎn |
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| [00:54.52] | ā xiōng nǐ bié pà! wǒ zài zhè wǒ zài zhè wǒ zài zhè |
| [00:59.82] | ā xiōng nǐ bié pà! wǒ zài zhè wǒ zài zhè wǒ zài zhè |
| [01:03.87] | ā xiōng nǐ bié pà! wǒ zài zhè wǒ zài zhè wǒ zài zhè |
| [01:08.00] | ā xiōng nǐ bié pà! wǒ zài zhè wǒ zài zhè wǒ zài zhè |
| [01:12.84] | |
| [01:29.89] | hǎn lái hǎn qù hǒu zhè hǒu nà mà diē mà niáng yòu duò jiǎo dàng shǒu |
| [01:32.39] | shí duō gè rén bǐ jiǎo bǐ shǒu hǎn dào: |
| [01:34.51] | nǐ men gǎn lái wǒ xiāng lǐ chāi wǒ de fáng?! Pu mǔ a! hē |
| [01:38.36] | ā xiōng zhè gè shí hòu wèi wèi suō suō līn zhe tuō xié duǒ zài hòu miàn |
| [01:40.98] | ér tā ā dì huāng huāng zhāng zhāng cā le pì gǔ zhuā zhe pí dài xiōng xiōng lái hǎn |
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| [01:45.85] | ā xiōng, nǐ bié pà! wǒ zài zhè wǒ zài zhè wǒ zài zhè |
| [01:51.19] | ā xiōng, nǐ bié pà! wǒ zài zhè wǒ zài zhè wǒ zài zhè |
| [01:55.31] | ā xiōng, nǐ bié pà! wǒ zài zhè wǒ zài zhè wǒ zài zhè |
| [01:59.43] | ā xiōng, nǐ bié pà! wǒ zài zhè wǒ zài zhè wǒ zài zhè |
| [02:04.39] | |
| [02:21.30] | "' cáo cāo' nǐ bié pà, yí ge rén jiù yī wǎn dìng!" |
| [02:27.17] | " suī shuō shì yí ge rén yī wǎn dìng, nèi xiē fān shǔ ròu bèi nǐ men lāo qù shí, shèng zhèi xiē fān shǔ tāng zài cǐ gěi wǒ suàn wǎn shù?!" |
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| [03:25.02] | " wǒ yā yā pēi! wǒ hǎo yán hǎo yǔ qián lái wèn nǐ, nǐ jìng rán rú cǐ zhè yàng duì wǒ wú lǐ a? nǐ zhī dào wǒ shì shuí ma?" |
| [03:37.05] | |
| [03:38.30] | " ā hēng nà nǐ shì něi gè ya?" |
| [03:42.23] | |
| [03:43.98] | " lín hǎi wù fēng, hóng sè zhèng quán, mǎ cuò pù, mǎ chù zhǎng, tā lǎo zhàng rén shì yě!" |
| [03:52.60] | " hā hā ó, yuán lái shì niǎo shǐ guān de lǎo zhàng ya, shī lǐ shī lǐ a!" |
| [03:58.41] | |
| [03:59.85] | " hēng hēng hēng hēng hēng hēng , nǐ zhī jiù hǎo |
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