| [00:37.27] | 哎，朋友！你莫问我 |
| [00:41.59] | 有无见过海丰的汽车、摩托车 |
| [00:44.93] | 我经常看到它们非常潇洒 |
| [00:48.63] | 红灯绿灯当无影 |
| [00:51.37] | 哎，朋友！你莫问我 |
| [00:54.26] | 有没吃过假鸡蛋与地沟油 |
| [00:57.82] | 我条屌挂条命 在广州挥荡 |
| [01:00.69] | 吃颗炸弹也能过三顿 |
| [01:04.14] | |
| [01:16.53] | 我踏架脚车牵条猪 |
| [01:22.39] | 我踏架脚车牵条猪 |
| [01:28.64] | 我踏架脚车牵条猪 |
| [01:35.53] | 我踏架脚车牵条猪 |
| [01:41.99] | |
| [02:19.77] | “啊朋友朋友，我现在跟你讲啊， |
| [02:22.97] | 做人就得现实些，事情往往不是你想的那样！ |
| [02:27.09] | 瞧你现在跟烂仔似的， |
| [02:28.58] | 怎么说也得有理想一些 |
| [02:30.00] | 快点去找份工作赚点钱， |
| [02:32.44] | 得去娶个老婆了…” |
| [02:32.39] | “嘿朋友朋友！ 你吃饱无事做就别跟扯耶稣好吗？ |
| [02:37.04] | 心有多大路就有多阔， |
| [02:39.60] | 明早我就要坐车去广州啦！ |
| [02:41.95] | 你若还有空闲时间就打个电话给我吧”…… |
| [02:45.64] | |
| [02:58.03] | 我踏架脚车牵条猪 |
| [03:01.82] | （我父讲：要干等年轻 爱食等有牙） |
| [03:04.32] | 我踏架脚车牵条猪 |
| [03:07.61] | （广州是文明城市 摩托车是不文明的交通工具——你说是不是？） |
| [03:11.23] | 我踏架脚车牵条猪 |
| [03:14.08] | （陶河牛屎塘那个村 何时有人可以看到？ ——拜祖公的时候呗） |
| [03:17.32] | 我踏架脚车牵条猪 |
| [03:20.19] | （有个城管对几个新疆“走鬼”（流动小贩）讲：“别以为你们少数民族人多！”） |
| [03:23.39] | 我踏架脚车牵条猪 |
| [03:26.63] | （今日打麻将 明早“锄大地”（打牌） 后日“车大炮”（吹牛） 一起来去） |
| [03:29.49] | 我踏架脚车牵条猪 |
| [03:33.24] | （那个阿伯卖菜卖到半死，最后挣到一张假币和五毛钱） |
| [03:35.84] | 我踏架脚车牵条猪 |
| [03:40.20] | （朋友 你要到哪里去 你又要到哪里去啊？） |
| [03:43.44] | 我踏架脚车牵条猪 |
| [04:13.77] | 我踏……！ |
| [04:16.97] |
| [00:37.27] | ai, peng you! ni mo wen wo |
| [00:41.59] | you wu jian guo hai feng de qi che mo tuo che |
| [00:44.93] | wo jing chang kan dao ta men fei chang xiao sa |
| [00:48.63] | hong deng lv deng dang wu ying |
| [00:51.37] | ai, peng you! ni mo wen wo |
| [00:54.26] | you mei chi guo jia ji dan yu di gou you |
| [00:57.82] | wo tiao diao gua tiao ming zai guang zhou hui dang |
| [01:00.69] | chi ke zha dan ye neng guo san dun |
| [01:04.14] | |
| [01:16.53] | wo ta jia jiao che qian tiao zhu |
| [01:22.39] | wo ta jia jiao che qian tiao zhu |
| [01:28.64] | wo ta jia jiao che qian tiao zhu |
| [01:35.53] | wo ta jia jiao che qian tiao zhu |
| [01:41.99] | |
| [02:19.77] | " a peng you peng you, wo xian zai gen ni jiang a, |
| [02:22.97] | zuo ren jiu de xian shi xie, shi qing wang wang bu shi ni xiang de na yang! |
| [02:27.09] | qiao ni xian zai gen lan zi shi de, |
| [02:28.58] | zen me shuo ye de you li xiang yi xie |
| [02:30.00] | kuai dian qu zhao fen gong zuo zhuan dian qian, |
| [02:32.44] | de qu qu ge lao po le" |
| [02:32.39] | " hei peng you peng you! ni chi bao wu shi zuo jiu bie gen che ye su hao ma? |
| [02:37.04] | xin you duo da lu jiu you duo kuo, |
| [02:39.60] | ming zao wo jiu yao zuo che qu guang zhou la! |
| [02:41.95] | ni ruo hai you kong xian shi jian jiu da ge dian hua gei wo ba" |
| [02:45.64] | |
| [02:58.03] | wo ta jia jiao che qian tiao zhu |
| [03:01.82] | wo fu jiang: yao gan deng nian qing ai shi deng you ya |
| [03:04.32] | wo ta jia jiao che qian tiao zhu |
| [03:07.61] | guang zhou shi wen ming cheng shi mo tuo che shi bu wen ming de jiao tong gong ju ni shuo shi bu shi? |
| [03:11.23] | wo ta jia jiao che qian tiao zhu |
| [03:14.08] | tao he niu shi tang na ge cun he shi you ren ke yi kan dao? bai zu gong de shi hou bei |
| [03:17.32] | wo ta jia jiao che qian tiao zhu |
| [03:20.19] | you ge cheng guan dui ji ge xin jiang" zou gui" liu dong xiao fan jiang:" bie yi wei ni men shao shu min zu ren duo!" |
| [03:23.39] | wo ta jia jiao che qian tiao zhu |
| [03:26.63] | jin ri da ma jiang ming zao" chu da di" da pai hou ri" che da pao" chui niu yi qi lai qu |
| [03:29.49] | wo ta jia jiao che qian tiao zhu |
| [03:33.24] | na ge a bo mai cai mai dao ban si, zui hou zheng dao yi zhang jia bi he wu mao qian |
| [03:35.84] | wo ta jia jiao che qian tiao zhu |
| [03:40.20] | peng you ni yao dao na li qu ni you yao dao na li qu a? |
| [03:43.44] | wo ta jia jiao che qian tiao zhu |
| [04:13.77] | wo ta! |
| [04:16.97] |
| [00:37.27] | āi, péng yǒu! nǐ mò wèn wǒ |
| [00:41.59] | yǒu wú jiàn guò hǎi fēng de qì chē mó tuō chē |
| [00:44.93] | wǒ jīng cháng kàn dào tā men fēi cháng xiāo sǎ |
| [00:48.63] | hóng dēng lǜ dēng dāng wú yǐng |
| [00:51.37] | āi, péng yǒu! nǐ mò wèn wǒ |
| [00:54.26] | yǒu méi chī guò jiǎ jī dàn yǔ dì gōu yóu |
| [00:57.82] | wǒ tiáo diǎo guà tiáo mìng zài guǎng zhōu huī dàng |
| [01:00.69] | chī kē zhà dàn yě néng guò sān dùn |
| [01:04.14] | |
| [01:16.53] | wǒ tà jià jiǎo chē qiān tiáo zhū |
| [01:22.39] | wǒ tà jià jiǎo chē qiān tiáo zhū |
| [01:28.64] | wǒ tà jià jiǎo chē qiān tiáo zhū |
| [01:35.53] | wǒ tà jià jiǎo chē qiān tiáo zhū |
| [01:41.99] | |
| [02:19.77] | " a péng yǒu péng yǒu, wǒ xiàn zài gēn nǐ jiǎng a, |
| [02:22.97] | zuò rén jiù dé xiàn shí xiē, shì qíng wǎng wǎng bú shì nǐ xiǎng de nà yàng! |
| [02:27.09] | qiáo nǐ xiàn zài gēn làn zǐ shì de, |
| [02:28.58] | zěn me shuō yě de yǒu lǐ xiǎng yī xiē |
| [02:30.00] | kuài diǎn qù zhǎo fèn gōng zuò zhuàn diǎn qián, |
| [02:32.44] | dé qù qǔ gè lǎo pó le" |
| [02:32.39] | " hēi péng yǒu péng yǒu! nǐ chī bǎo wú shì zuò jiù bié gēn chě yē sū hǎo ma? |
| [02:37.04] | xīn yǒu duō dà lù jiù yǒu duō kuò, |
| [02:39.60] | míng zǎo wǒ jiù yào zuò chē qù guǎng zhōu la! |
| [02:41.95] | nǐ ruò hái yǒu kòng xián shí jiān jiù dǎ gè diàn huà gěi wǒ ba" |
| [02:45.64] | |
| [02:58.03] | wǒ tà jià jiǎo chē qiān tiáo zhū |
| [03:01.82] | wǒ fù jiǎng: yào gān děng nián qīng ài shí děng yǒu yá |
| [03:04.32] | wǒ tà jià jiǎo chē qiān tiáo zhū |
| [03:07.61] | guǎng zhōu shì wén míng chéng shì mó tuō chē shì bù wén míng de jiāo tōng gōng jù nǐ shuō shì bú shì? |
| [03:11.23] | wǒ tà jià jiǎo chē qiān tiáo zhū |
| [03:14.08] | táo hé niú shǐ táng nà gè cūn hé shí yǒu rén kě yǐ kàn dào? bài zǔ gōng de shí hòu bei |
| [03:17.32] | wǒ tà jià jiǎo chē qiān tiáo zhū |
| [03:20.19] | yǒu gè chéng guǎn duì jǐ gè xīn jiāng" zǒu guǐ" liú dòng xiǎo fàn jiǎng:" bié yǐ wéi nǐ men shǎo shù mín zú rén duō!" |
| [03:23.39] | wǒ tà jià jiǎo chē qiān tiáo zhū |
| [03:26.63] | jīn rì dǎ má jiàng míng zǎo" chú dà dì" dǎ pái hòu rì" chē dà pào" chuī niú yì qǐ lái qù |
| [03:29.49] | wǒ tà jià jiǎo chē qiān tiáo zhū |
| [03:33.24] | nà gè ā bó mài cài mài dào bàn sǐ, zuì hòu zhēng dào yī zhāng jiǎ bì hé wǔ máo qián |
| [03:35.84] | wǒ tà jià jiǎo chē qiān tiáo zhū |
| [03:40.20] | péng yǒu nǐ yào dào nǎ lǐ qù nǐ yòu yào dào nǎ lǐ qù a? |
| [03:43.44] | wǒ tà jià jiǎo chē qiān tiáo zhū |
| [04:13.77] | wǒ tà! |
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