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When Jason was at the table |
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I kept on seeing him look at me while he was with that other girl |
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Do you think he was just doing that to make me jealous? |
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Because he was totally texting me all night last night |
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And I don't know if it's a booty call or not |
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So... like what do you think? |
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Did you think that girl was pretty? |
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How did that girl even get in here? |
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Do you see her? |
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She's so short and that dress is so tacky |
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Who wears Cheetah? |
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It's not even summer, why does the DJ keep on playing "Summertime Sadness"? |
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After we go to the bathroom, can we go smoke a cigarette? |
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I really need one |
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But first, |
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Let me take a selfie |
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[Beat drops] |
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Can you guys help me pick a filter? |
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I don't know if I should go with XX Pro or Valencia |
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I wanna look tan |
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What should my caption be? |
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I want it to be clever |
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How about "Livin' with my bitches, hash tag LIVE" |
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I only got 10 likes in the last 5 minutes |
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Do you think I should take it down? |
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Let me take another selfie |
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[Beat drops] |
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Wait, pause, Jason just liked my selfie |
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What a creep |
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Is that guy sleeping over there? |
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Yeah, the one next to the girl with no shoes on |
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That's so ratchet |
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That girl is such a fake model |
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She definitely bought all her Instagram followers |
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Who goes out on Mondays? |
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OK, let's go take some shots |
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Oh no, ugh I feel like I'm gonna throw up |
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Oh wait, nevermind I'm fine |
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Let's go dance |
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There's no vodka at this table |
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Do you know anyone else here? |
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Oh my God, Jason just texted me |
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Should I go home with him? |
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I guess I took a good selfie |
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Selfie |
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[x8] |
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Let me take a selfie |
