[00:08.220] | 大成至圣孔夫子是我的先师 |
[00:09.990] | 经史子集塞满了脑子 |
[00:11.800] | 道德的戒尺 |
[00:12.580] | 论语在训示训示 |
[00:13.630] | 教导出了礼义廉耻 |
[00:15.530] | 好为仁师 |
[00:16.440] | 天生我有才 |
[00:17.370] | 普天之下 |
[00:18.280] | 都是高富帅 |
[00:19.240] | 君子小人 |
[00:20.170] | 各自投错胎 |
[00:21.120] | 已分不清好坏 |
[00:22.950] | 学院开张 |
[00:23.900] | 广纳众贤才 |
[00:24.850] | 群贤毕至 |
[00:25.800] | 竞相耍大牌 |
[00:26.720] | 四书五经 |
[00:27.660] | 赶快哼起来 |
[00:28.450] | 你摇晃着脑袋 |
[00:29.910] | 子曾经曰过 |
[00:31.670] | 学而时习之 |
[00:32.340] | 不亦说乎的去坚持 |
[00:34.680] | 敏而好学之 |
[00:35.820] | 做个谦谦的君子 |
[00:37.980] | 犀利仁师 |
[00:38.900] | 大受青睐 |
[00:39.860] | 奸臣贼子 |
[00:40.790] | 暗中使坏 |
[00:41.720] | 恼羞中 |
[00:42.530] | 鸡毛当令箭 |
[00:43.370] | 利令智昏 |
[00:44.240] | 用豆腐做盾牌 |
[00:45.460] | 麻婆豆腐 |
[00:46.680] | 学而时习之 |
[00:47.280] | 逆袭成功的屌丝 |
[00:49.620] | 敏而好学之 |
[00:50.830] | 一日三餐要准时 |
[00:53.500] | 不知为不知 |
[00:54.550] | 偏偏口中放厥词 |
[00:56.980] | 自以为是 |
[00:58.410] | 君子小人 |
[00:59.350] | 彼此彼此 |
[01:00.470] | 气得他 |
[01:01.320] | 气得他 |
[01:01.720] | 呜呼哀哉 |
[01:02.570] | 笑的我 |
[01:03.050] | 笑的我 |
[01:03.450] | 不亦快哉 |
[01:04.470] | 才学独霸长安 |
[01:05.430] | 武功也不赖 |
[01:06.180] | 行踪游离主流外 |
[01:08.260] | 让名声传遍武林文坛 |
[01:10.080] | 谁敢说 |
[01:10.510] | 我竟然会压不住台 |
[01:11.950] | 我犀利仁师亲自挂帅 |
[01:13.710] | 实力再加偶像派 |
[01:16.430] | 子曾经曰过 |
[01:18.160] | 豆腐要吃麻婆豆腐 |
[01:20.900] | 嗯嗯嗯 |
[01:22.090] | 我爱吃豆腐 |
[01:23.560] | 子曾经也曰过的 |
[01:25.780] | 每一个教授都是会叫的野兽噢 |
[01:29.720] | 嘿嘿嘿 |
[01:30.300] | 叫兽 |
[01:31.610] | 大成至圣孔夫子是我的先师 |
[01:33.000] | 经史子集塞满了脑子 |
[01:34.880] | 道德的戒尺 |
[01:35.560] | 论语在训示训示 |
[01:36.690] | 教导出了礼义廉耻 |
[01:38.580] | 好为仁师 |
[01:39.530] | 天生我有才 |
[01:40.460] | 普天之下 |
[01:41.700] | 都是高富帅 |
[01:42.610] | 君子小人 |
[01:43.540] | 各自投错胎 |
[01:44.260] | 已分不清好坏 |
[01:46.350] | 学院开张 |
[01:47.310] | 广纳众贤才 |
[01:48.270] | 群贤毕至 |
[01:49.240] | 竞相耍大牌 |
[01:50.150] | 四书五经 |
[01:51.000] | 赶快哼起来 |
[01:51.720] | 你摇晃着脑袋 |
[01:53.870] | 子曾经曰过 |
[01:54.820] | 学而时习之 |
[01:55.760] | 不亦说乎的去坚持 |
[01:58.100] | 敏而好学之 |
[01:59.210] | 做个谦谦的君子 |
[02:01.400] | 犀利仁师 |
[02:02.270] | 大受青睐 |
[02:03.210] | 奸臣贼子 |
[02:04.200] | 暗中使坏 |
[02:05.160] | 恼羞中 |
[02:05.810] | 鸡毛当令箭 |
[02:06.770] | 利令智昏 |
[02:07.430] | 用豆腐做盾牌 |
[02:08.860] | 麻婆豆腐 |
[02:09.820] | 学而时习之 |
[02:10.530] | 逆袭成功的屌丝 |
[02:13.060] | 敏而好学之 |
[02:14.230] | 一日三餐要准时 |
[02:16.860] | 不知为不知 |
[02:18.000] | 偏偏口中放厥词 |
[02:20.730] | 自以为是 |
[02:22.430] | 君子小人 |
[02:23.300] | 彼此彼此 |
[02:24.500] | 气得他 |
[02:25.240] | 气得他 |
[02:25.600] | 呜呼哀哉 |
[02:26.590] | 笑的我 |
[02:27.010] | 笑的我 |
[02:27.500] | 不亦快哉 |
[02:28.450] | 才学独霸长安 |
[02:29.400] | 武功也不赖 |
[02:30.130] | 行踪游离主流外 |
[02:32.250] | 让名声传遍武林文坛 |
[02:34.070] | 谁敢说 |
[02:34.510] | 我竟然会压不住台 |
[02:35.900] | 我犀利仁师亲自挂帅 |
[02:37.630] | 实力再加偶像派 |
[02:39.360] | 气得他 |
[02:40.180] | 气得他 |
[02:40.590] | 呜呼哀哉 |
[02:41.570] | 笑的我 |
[02:42.080] | 笑的我 |
[02:42.550] | 不亦快哉 |
[02:43.520] | 才学独霸长安 |
[02:44.380] | 武功也不赖 |
[02:45.120] | 行踪游离主流外 |
[02:47.220] | 让名声传遍武林文坛 |
[02:49.030] | 谁敢说 |
[02:49.500] | 我竟然会压不住台 |
[02:50.950] | 我犀利仁师亲自挂帅 |
[02:52.610] | 实力再加偶像派 |
[00:08.220] | da cheng zhi sheng kong fu zi shi wo de xian shi |
[00:09.990] | jing shi zi ji sai man le nao zi |
[00:11.800] | dao de de jie chi |
[00:12.580] | lun yu zai xun shi xun shi |
[00:13.630] | jiao dao chu le li yi lian chi |
[00:15.530] | hao wei ren shi |
[00:16.440] | tian sheng wo you cai |
[00:17.370] | pu tian zhi xia |
[00:18.280] | dou shi gao fu shuai |
[00:19.240] | jun zi xiao ren |
[00:20.170] | ge zi tou cuo tai |
[00:21.120] | yi fen bu qing hao huai |
[00:22.950] | xue yuan kai zhang |
[00:23.900] | guang na zhong xian cai |
[00:24.850] | qun xian bi zhi |
[00:25.800] | jing xiang shua da pai |
[00:26.720] | si shu wu jing |
[00:27.660] | gan kuai heng qi lai |
[00:28.450] | ni yao huang zhe nao dai |
[00:29.910] | zi ceng jing yue guo |
[00:31.670] | xue er shi xi zhi |
[00:32.340] | bu yi shuo hu de qu jian chi |
[00:34.680] | min er hao xue zhi |
[00:35.820] | zuo ge qian qian de jun zi |
[00:37.980] | xi li ren shi |
[00:38.900] | da shou qing lai |
[00:39.860] | jian chen zei zi |
[00:40.790] | an zhong shi huai |
[00:41.720] | nao xiu zhong |
[00:42.530] | ji mao dang ling jian |
[00:43.370] | li ling zhi hun |
[00:44.240] | yong dou fu zuo dun pai |
[00:45.460] | ma po dou fu |
[00:46.680] | xue er shi xi zhi |
[00:47.280] | ni xi cheng gong de diao si |
[00:49.620] | min er hao xue zhi |
[00:50.830] | yi ri san can yao zhun shi |
[00:53.500] | bu zhi wei bu zhi |
[00:54.550] | pian pian kou zhong fang jue ci |
[00:56.980] | zi yi wei shi |
[00:58.410] | jun zi xiao ren |
[00:59.350] | bi ci bi ci |
[01:00.470] | qi de ta |
[01:01.320] | qi de ta |
[01:01.720] | wu hu ai zai |
[01:02.570] | xiao de wo |
[01:03.050] | xiao de wo |
[01:03.450] | bu yi kuai zai |
[01:04.470] | cai xue du ba chang an |
[01:05.430] | wu gong ye bu lai |
[01:06.180] | xing zong you li zhu liu wai |
[01:08.260] | rang ming sheng chuan bian wu lin wen tan |
[01:10.080] | shui gan shuo |
[01:10.510] | wo jing ran hui ya bu zhu tai |
[01:11.950] | wo xi li ren shi qin zi gua shuai |
[01:13.710] | shi li zai jia ou xiang pai |
[01:16.430] | zi ceng jing yue guo |
[01:18.160] | dou fu yao chi ma po dou fu |
[01:20.900] | |
[01:22.090] | wo ai chi dou fu |
[01:23.560] | zi ceng jing ye yue guo de |
[01:25.780] | mei yi ge jiao shou dou shi hui jiao de ye shou o |
[01:29.720] | hei hei hei |
[01:30.300] | jiao shou |
[01:31.610] | da cheng zhi sheng kong fu zi shi wo de xian shi |
[01:33.000] | jing shi zi ji sai man le nao zi |
[01:34.880] | dao de de jie chi |
[01:35.560] | lun yu zai xun shi xun shi |
[01:36.690] | jiao dao chu le li yi lian chi |
[01:38.580] | hao wei ren shi |
[01:39.530] | tian sheng wo you cai |
[01:40.460] | pu tian zhi xia |
[01:41.700] | dou shi gao fu shuai |
[01:42.610] | jun zi xiao ren |
[01:43.540] | ge zi tou cuo tai |
[01:44.260] | yi fen bu qing hao huai |
[01:46.350] | xue yuan kai zhang |
[01:47.310] | guang na zhong xian cai |
[01:48.270] | qun xian bi zhi |
[01:49.240] | jing xiang shua da pai |
[01:50.150] | si shu wu jing |
[01:51.000] | gan kuai heng qi lai |
[01:51.720] | ni yao huang zhe nao dai |
[01:53.870] | zi ceng jing yue guo |
[01:54.820] | xue er shi xi zhi |
[01:55.760] | bu yi shuo hu de qu jian chi |
[01:58.100] | min er hao xue zhi |
[01:59.210] | zuo ge qian qian de jun zi |
[02:01.400] | xi li ren shi |
[02:02.270] | da shou qing lai |
[02:03.210] | jian chen zei zi |
[02:04.200] | an zhong shi huai |
[02:05.160] | nao xiu zhong |
[02:05.810] | ji mao dang ling jian |
[02:06.770] | li ling zhi hun |
[02:07.430] | yong dou fu zuo dun pai |
[02:08.860] | ma po dou fu |
[02:09.820] | xue er shi xi zhi |
[02:10.530] | ni xi cheng gong de diao si |
[02:13.060] | min er hao xue zhi |
[02:14.230] | yi ri san can yao zhun shi |
[02:16.860] | bu zhi wei bu zhi |
[02:18.000] | pian pian kou zhong fang jue ci |
[02:20.730] | zi yi wei shi |
[02:22.430] | jun zi xiao ren |
[02:23.300] | bi ci bi ci |
[02:24.500] | qi de ta |
[02:25.240] | qi de ta |
[02:25.600] | wu hu ai zai |
[02:26.590] | xiao de wo |
[02:27.010] | xiao de wo |
[02:27.500] | bu yi kuai zai |
[02:28.450] | cai xue du ba chang an |
[02:29.400] | wu gong ye bu lai |
[02:30.130] | xing zong you li zhu liu wai |
[02:32.250] | rang ming sheng chuan bian wu lin wen tan |
[02:34.070] | shui gan shuo |
[02:34.510] | wo jing ran hui ya bu zhu tai |
[02:35.900] | wo xi li ren shi qin zi gua shuai |
[02:37.630] | shi li zai jia ou xiang pai |
[02:39.360] | qi de ta |
[02:40.180] | qi de ta |
[02:40.590] | wu hu ai zai |
[02:41.570] | xiao de wo |
[02:42.080] | xiao de wo |
[02:42.550] | bu yi kuai zai |
[02:43.520] | cai xue du ba chang an |
[02:44.380] | wu gong ye bu lai |
[02:45.120] | xing zong you li zhu liu wai |
[02:47.220] | rang ming sheng chuan bian wu lin wen tan |
[02:49.030] | shui gan shuo |
[02:49.500] | wo jing ran hui ya bu zhu tai |
[02:50.950] | wo xi li ren shi qin zi gua shuai |
[02:52.610] | shi li zai jia ou xiang pai |
[00:08.220] | dà chéng zhì shèng kǒng fū zǐ shì wǒ de xiān shī |
[00:09.990] | jīng shǐ zǐ jí sāi mǎn le nǎo zi |
[00:11.800] | dào dé de jiè chǐ |
[00:12.580] | lún yǔ zài xùn shì xùn shì |
[00:13.630] | jiào dǎo chū le lǐ yì lián chǐ |
[00:15.530] | hǎo wèi rén shī |
[00:16.440] | tiān shēng wǒ yǒu cái |
[00:17.370] | pǔ tiān zhī xià |
[00:18.280] | dōu shì gāo fù shuài |
[00:19.240] | jūn zǐ xiǎo rén |
[00:20.170] | gè zì tóu cuò tāi |
[00:21.120] | yǐ fēn bù qīng hǎo huài |
[00:22.950] | xué yuàn kāi zhāng |
[00:23.900] | guǎng nà zhòng xián cái |
[00:24.850] | qún xián bì zhì |
[00:25.800] | jìng xiāng shuǎ dà pái |
[00:26.720] | sì shū wǔ jīng |
[00:27.660] | gǎn kuài hēng qǐ lái |
[00:28.450] | nǐ yáo huàng zhe nǎo dài |
[00:29.910] | zi céng jīng yuē guò |
[00:31.670] | xué ér shí xí zhī |
[00:32.340] | bù yì shuō hū de qù jiān chí |
[00:34.680] | mǐn ér hào xué zhī |
[00:35.820] | zuò gè qiān qiān de jūn zǐ |
[00:37.980] | xī lì rén shī |
[00:38.900] | dà shòu qīng lài |
[00:39.860] | jiān chén zéi zǐ |
[00:40.790] | àn zhōng shǐ huài |
[00:41.720] | nǎo xiū zhōng |
[00:42.530] | jī máo dāng lìng jiàn |
[00:43.370] | lì lìng zhì hūn |
[00:44.240] | yòng dòu fǔ zuò dùn pái |
[00:45.460] | má pó dòu fǔ |
[00:46.680] | xué ér shí xí zhī |
[00:47.280] | nì xí chéng gōng de diǎo sī |
[00:49.620] | mǐn ér hào xué zhī |
[00:50.830] | yī rì sān cān yào zhǔn shí |
[00:53.500] | bù zhī wèi bù zhī |
[00:54.550] | piān piān kǒu zhōng fàng jué cí |
[00:56.980] | zì yǐ wéi shì |
[00:58.410] | jūn zǐ xiǎo rén |
[00:59.350] | bǐ cǐ bǐ cǐ |
[01:00.470] | qì dé tā |
[01:01.320] | qì dé tā |
[01:01.720] | wū hū āi zāi |
[01:02.570] | xiào de wǒ |
[01:03.050] | xiào de wǒ |
[01:03.450] | bù yì kuài zāi |
[01:04.470] | cái xué dú bà cháng ān |
[01:05.430] | wǔ gōng yě bù lài |
[01:06.180] | xíng zōng yóu lí zhǔ liú wài |
[01:08.260] | ràng míng shēng chuán biàn wǔ lín wén tán |
[01:10.080] | shuí gǎn shuō |
[01:10.510] | wǒ jìng rán huì yā bú zhù tái |
[01:11.950] | wǒ xī lì rén shī qīn zì guà shuài |
[01:13.710] | shí lì zài jiā ǒu xiàng pài |
[01:16.430] | zi céng jīng yuē guò |
[01:18.160] | dòu fǔ yào chī má pó dòu fǔ |
[01:20.900] | |
[01:22.090] | wǒ ài chī dòu fǔ |
[01:23.560] | zi céng jīng yě yuē guò de |
[01:25.780] | měi yí gè jiào shòu dōu shì huì jiào de yě shòu ō |
[01:29.720] | hēi hēi hēi |
[01:30.300] | jiào shòu |
[01:31.610] | dà chéng zhì shèng kǒng fū zǐ shì wǒ de xiān shī |
[01:33.000] | jīng shǐ zǐ jí sāi mǎn le nǎo zi |
[01:34.880] | dào dé de jiè chǐ |
[01:35.560] | lún yǔ zài xùn shì xùn shì |
[01:36.690] | jiào dǎo chū le lǐ yì lián chǐ |
[01:38.580] | hǎo wèi rén shī |
[01:39.530] | tiān shēng wǒ yǒu cái |
[01:40.460] | pǔ tiān zhī xià |
[01:41.700] | dōu shì gāo fù shuài |
[01:42.610] | jūn zǐ xiǎo rén |
[01:43.540] | gè zì tóu cuò tāi |
[01:44.260] | yǐ fēn bù qīng hǎo huài |
[01:46.350] | xué yuàn kāi zhāng |
[01:47.310] | guǎng nà zhòng xián cái |
[01:48.270] | qún xián bì zhì |
[01:49.240] | jìng xiāng shuǎ dà pái |
[01:50.150] | sì shū wǔ jīng |
[01:51.000] | gǎn kuài hēng qǐ lái |
[01:51.720] | nǐ yáo huàng zhe nǎo dài |
[01:53.870] | zi céng jīng yuē guò |
[01:54.820] | xué ér shí xí zhī |
[01:55.760] | bù yì shuō hū de qù jiān chí |
[01:58.100] | mǐn ér hào xué zhī |
[01:59.210] | zuò gè qiān qiān de jūn zǐ |
[02:01.400] | xī lì rén shī |
[02:02.270] | dà shòu qīng lài |
[02:03.210] | jiān chén zéi zǐ |
[02:04.200] | àn zhōng shǐ huài |
[02:05.160] | nǎo xiū zhōng |
[02:05.810] | jī máo dāng lìng jiàn |
[02:06.770] | lì lìng zhì hūn |
[02:07.430] | yòng dòu fǔ zuò dùn pái |
[02:08.860] | má pó dòu fǔ |
[02:09.820] | xué ér shí xí zhī |
[02:10.530] | nì xí chéng gōng de diǎo sī |
[02:13.060] | mǐn ér hào xué zhī |
[02:14.230] | yī rì sān cān yào zhǔn shí |
[02:16.860] | bù zhī wèi bù zhī |
[02:18.000] | piān piān kǒu zhōng fàng jué cí |
[02:20.730] | zì yǐ wéi shì |
[02:22.430] | jūn zǐ xiǎo rén |
[02:23.300] | bǐ cǐ bǐ cǐ |
[02:24.500] | qì dé tā |
[02:25.240] | qì dé tā |
[02:25.600] | wū hū āi zāi |
[02:26.590] | xiào de wǒ |
[02:27.010] | xiào de wǒ |
[02:27.500] | bù yì kuài zāi |
[02:28.450] | cái xué dú bà cháng ān |
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