[00:01.01] | 【文】こちら幻想郷派遣村ニュースですっ! |
[00:03.51] | 【文】この建物が本日潰れた焼き鳥屋ということなのですが??? |
[00:06.94] | 【文】おぉっとぉお?! 藤原妹紅さん出てきました!! |
[00:09.18] | 【文】妹紅さん妹紅さん! 今の心境は! |
[00:11.45] | 【妹紅】テレビの前の皆様???同情するなら??? |
[00:14.22] | 【妹紅】金をくれぇええ!!!!!! |
[00:16.02] | 【輝夜】まじで?潰れたのかよ! |
[00:18.65] | 【鈴仙】笑いすぎwお腹いたぁーいww |
[00:22.51] | 【全】完全!ニート!宣言!でもねそれはセレブじゃないわwww |
[00:27.04] | 【輝夜】私は姫だからおk |
[00:28.43] | 【輝夜】目から汗出てきたぞ! |
[00:31.19] | 【てゐ】腹筋割れたマジすげー! |
[00:34.74] | 【輝夜&てゐ&鈴仙&永琳】安心!安定!安泰!未来訪れるかしらwwwwww |
[00:40.19] | 【鈴仙】南無南無! |
[00:40.95] | 【輝夜】しょうがないから仕事くれてやろうかしらー? |
[00:42.25] | 【てゐ】でもどんな仕事ある? |
[00:43.71] | 【永琳】それなら私に良い案が???ちょっとお耳を |
[00:46.56] | 【輝夜&てゐ&鈴仙】それだっ! |
[00:47.24] | 【輝夜&てゐ&鈴仙&永琳】絶対!まーる!儲け!プランNOとは言わせない! |
[00:50.93] | 【輝夜】てゐ!連れて来ておしまい? |
[00:52.25] | 【てゐ】ラジャ! |
[00:52.68] | 【輝夜&てゐ&鈴仙&永琳】エンジン全開! |
[00:54.81] | 【てゐ】見つけたぞ!藤原妹紅! |
[00:56.86] | 【妹紅】な?なんだ?募金か? |
[00:58.48] | 【輝夜&てゐ&鈴仙&永琳】走れ戦地へ |
[01:00.68] | 【てゐ】寝言は寝て言えおばーかさん? |
[01:03.22] | 【てゐ】てりゃぁー! |
[01:03.81] | 【妹紅】うあぁああぁんっ!なにをする! |
[01:05.53] | 【てゐ】旦那!連れて来たウサー |
[01:07.03] | 【妹紅】いたた???なんつー格好させんだよ???て???おぃィ!? |
[01:09.08] | 【妹紅】う??優曇華もかよ!!?? |
[01:10.38] | 【鈴仙】み???みないでぇー! |
[01:11.26] | 【輝夜&てゐ】Welcome To ウサビーズ! |
[01:14.21] | 【妹紅】ウサビーズ?早く縄をとけ!セレブニート! |
[01:17.57] | 【鈴仙&妹紅】無駄か?もう遅いか??? |
[01:19.99] | 【輝夜】仕事あげんだから感謝しなさいなjk! |
[01:23.68] | 【妹紅】まじ?仕事くれるのか!! |
[01:26.04] | 【永琳】いくらでも稼げるわよ。 |
[01:25.93] | 【永琳】鈴仙にも手伝わせるわ???うふふ???? |
[01:29.73] | 【鈴仙】くそ???楽しみやがって??? |
[01:32.62] | 【妹紅】てか、なんで優曇華手伝ってくれるんだ? |
[01:34.78] | 【輝夜】説明しよう!てゐが出た後、文々。新聞が届いたわけ? |
[01:38.74] | 【鈴仙】それに載ってた人気投票結果が全ての始まりだったのよ??? |
[01:42.22] | 【輝夜&永琳】人気!挽回!宣言!新参ホイホイ使うっきゃねー! |
[01:46.47] | 【鈴仙】こいつら鬼よ |
[01:47.82] | 【輝夜&永琳&鈴仙】投票結果が??? |
[01:49.56] | 【輝夜】イナバ!最近だらしねーな? |
[01:51.35] | 【鈴仙】いやーサーセン! |
[01:52.75] | 【鈴仙】でも師匠とてゐの方が悪???い???ような???えへへ |
[01:54.22] | 【輝夜&永琳&鈴仙】落ちすぎワロタ |
[01:55.87] | 【永琳】おやおや、師匠と幼女使う気? |
[01:57.90] | 【鈴仙】えっえ!マジで妹紅とウサビーズに出るんですか?! |
[02:00.02] | 【全】イナバ!Mottto!イナバ!Mottto!イナバ!イナバ!イナバ!イナバ! |
[02:06.14] | 【輝夜】世界一のSHOWタイムの始まりだわ~☆ |
[02:08.45] | 【全】一万!二万!三万!Motto! |
[02:09.52] | 【輝夜】セレブの為のオークション!ウサビーズへようこそー? |
[02:12.91] | 【輝夜】気になる商品は全て一点もの! |
[02:15.19] | 【輝夜】元焼き鳥屋と座薬ウサギの身に着けているもの全てでこざいまーす? |
[02:19.20] | 【鈴仙&妹紅】なんだと! |
[02:20.60] | 【全】四万!五万!六万!Motto! |
[02:20.69] | 【てゐ】止められるものなら止めてみろ! |
[02:22.64] | 【てゐ】3分間待ってやる! 時間だ! |
[02:25.34] | 【鈴仙&妹紅】はええよ!! |
[02:26.10] | 【全】脱いで!脱いで!Motto Motto! |
[02:26.24] | 【輝夜】まずは上着からかな~? |
[02:27.93] | 【鈴仙】ああっ!私のブレザーがぁ! |
[02:29.24] | 【全】脱いで!脱いで!Motto Motto! |
[02:29.30] | 【輝夜】ズボンのがいいかしら? |
[02:30.13] | 【妹紅】ぐぇっ完全に頭沸いてるぞこいつ |
[02:32.84] | 【輝夜&てゐ&永琳】生きるためには そう 仕方ないことだわ |
[02:37.18] | 【妹紅】んなことあるかよ! |
[02:38.21] | 【輝夜】It's ShowTime! |
[02:40.72] | 【輝夜】さー!皆様? How much? |
[02:44.95] | 【鈴仙】なんで私までこんなめにい! |
[02:47.34] | 【妹紅】失業者いじめやがって! |
[02:48.75] | 【妹紅】やってられっかこんなこと!! |
[02:50.68] | 【鈴仙】ちょっ!やだ妹紅!一人にしないでよ! |
[02:53.46] | 【輝夜】さーて、次は何しようかなぁー? |
[02:55.54] | 【鈴仙】も??もうお許しを~!! |
[02:56.92] | 【輝夜】生意気いう子は座薬刺しちゃうわよ?ほら座薬! |
[02:59.79] | 【鈴仙】座薬っていうなぁー! |
[03:01.15] | 【輝夜】服の数だけお金が降るのよ!ほら脱ぎちらかしなさい! |
[03:04.67] | 【鈴仙】ひぁ???ら???らめえええぇぇええええ! |
[03:07.42] | |
[03:19.20] | 【鈴仙】ショックで渡米してやる! |
[03:21.69] |
[00:01.01] | wen huan xiang xiang pai qian cun! |
[00:03.51] | wen jian wu ben ri kui shao niao wu??? |
[00:06.94] | wen?! teng yuan mei hong chu!! |
[00:09.18] | wen mei hong mei hong! jin xin jing! |
[00:11.45] | mei hong qian jie yang??? tong qing??? |
[00:14.22] | mei hong jin!!!!!! |
[00:16.02] | hui ye? kui! |
[00:18.65] | ling xian xiao fu |
[00:22.51] | quan wan quan!! xuan yan! |
[00:27.04] | hui ye si ji |
[00:28.43] | hui ye mu han chu! |
[00:31.19] | fu jin ge! |
[00:34.74] | hui ye ling xian yong lin an xin! an ding! an tai! wei lai fang |
[00:40.19] | ling xian nan wu nan wu! |
[00:40.95] | hui ye shi shi? |
[00:42.25] | shi shi? |
[00:43.71] | yong lin si liang an??? er |
[00:46.56] | hui ye ling xian! |
[00:47.24] | hui ye ling xian yong lin jue dui!! chu! NO yan! |
[00:50.93] | hui ye! lian lai? |
[00:52.25] | ! |
[00:52.68] | hui ye ling xian yong lin quan kai! |
[00:54.81] | jian! teng yuan mei hong! |
[00:56.86] | mei hong?? mu jin? |
[00:58.48] | hui ye ling xian yong lin zou zhan di |
[01:00.68] | qin yan qin yan? |
[01:03.22] | ! |
[01:03.81] | mei hong!! |
[01:05.53] | dan na! lian lai |
[01:07.03] | mei hong??? ge hao??????!? |
[01:09.08] | mei hong?? you tan hua!!?? |
[01:10.38] | ling xian???! |
[01:11.26] | hui ye Welcome To ! |
[01:14.21] | mei hong? zao ying!! |
[01:17.57] | ling xian mei hong wu tuo? chi??? |
[01:19.99] | hui ye shi shi gan xie jk! |
[01:23.68] | mei hong? shi shi!! |
[01:26.04] | yong lin jia. |
[01:25.93] | yong lin ling xian shou chuan??????? |
[01:29.73] | ling xian??? le??? |
[01:32.62] | mei hong you tan hua shou chuan? |
[01:34.78] | hui ye shuo ming! chu hou wen. xin wen jie? |
[01:38.74] | ling xian zai ren qi tou piao jie guo quan shi??? |
[01:42.22] | hui ye yong lin ren qi! wan hui! xuan yan! xin can shi! |
[01:46.47] | ling xian gui |
[01:47.82] | hui ye yong lin ling xian tou piao jie guo??? |
[01:49.56] | hui ye! zui jin? |
[01:51.35] | ling xian! |
[01:52.75] | ling xian shi jiang fang e????????? |
[01:54.22] | hui ye yong lin ling xian luo |
[01:55.87] | yong lin shi jiang you nv shi qi? |
[01:57.90] | ling xian! mei hong chu?! |
[02:00.02] | quan! Mottto!! Mottto!!!!! |
[02:06.14] | hui ye shi jie yi SHOW shi |
[02:08.45] | quan yi wan! er wan! san wan! Motto! |
[02:09.52] | hui ye wei!? |
[02:12.91] | hui ye qi shang pin quan yi dian! |
[02:15.19] | hui ye yuan shao niao wu zuo yao shen zhe quan? |
[02:19.20] | ling xian mei hong! |
[02:20.60] | quan si wan! wu wan! liu wan! Motto! |
[02:20.69] | zhi zhi! |
[02:22.64] | fen jian dai! shi jian! |
[02:25.34] | ling xian mei hong!! |
[02:26.10] | quan tuo! tuo! Motto Motto! |
[02:26.24] | hui ye shang zhe? |
[02:27.93] | ling xian! si! |
[02:29.24] | quan tuo! tuo! Motto Motto! |
[02:29.30] | hui ye? |
[02:30.13] | mei hong wan quan tou fei |
[02:32.84] | hui ye yong lin sheng shi fang |
[02:37.18] | mei hong! |
[02:38.21] | hui ye It' s ShowTime! |
[02:40.72] | hui ye! jie yang? How much? |
[02:44.95] | ling xian si! |
[02:47.34] | mei hong shi ye zhe! |
[02:48.75] | mei hong!! |
[02:50.68] | ling xian! mei hong! yi ren! |
[02:53.46] | hui ye ci he? |
[02:55.54] | ling xian?? xu!! |
[02:56.92] | hui ye sheng yi qi zi zuo yao ci? zuo yao! |
[02:59.79] | ling xian zuo yao! |
[03:01.15] | hui ye fu shu jin jiang! tuo! |
[03:04.67] | ling xian??????! |
[03:07.42] | |
[03:19.20] | ling xian du mi! |
[03:21.69] |
[00:01.01] | wén huàn xiǎng xiāng pài qiǎn cūn! |
[00:03.51] | wén jiàn wù běn rì kuì shāo niǎo wū??? |
[00:06.94] | wén?! téng yuán mèi hóng chū!! |
[00:09.18] | wén mèi hóng mèi hóng! jīn xīn jìng! |
[00:11.45] | mèi hóng qián jiē yàng??? tóng qíng??? |
[00:14.22] | mèi hóng jīn!!!!!! |
[00:16.02] | huī yè? kuì! |
[00:18.65] | líng xiān xiào fù |
[00:22.51] | quán wán quán!! xuān yán! |
[00:27.04] | huī yè sī jī |
[00:28.43] | huī yè mù hàn chū! |
[00:31.19] | fù jīn gē! |
[00:34.74] | huī yè líng xiān yǒng lín ān xīn! ān dìng! ān tài! wèi lái fǎng |
[00:40.19] | líng xiān nán wú nán wú! |
[00:40.95] | huī yè shì shì? |
[00:42.25] | shì shì? |
[00:43.71] | yǒng lín sī liáng àn??? ěr |
[00:46.56] | huī yè líng xiān! |
[00:47.24] | huī yè líng xiān yǒng lín jué duì!! chǔ! NO yán! |
[00:50.93] | huī yè! lián lái? |
[00:52.25] | ! |
[00:52.68] | huī yè líng xiān yǒng lín quán kāi! |
[00:54.81] | jiàn! téng yuán mèi hóng! |
[00:56.86] | mèi hóng?? mù jīn? |
[00:58.48] | huī yè líng xiān yǒng lín zǒu zhàn dì |
[01:00.68] | qǐn yán qǐn yán? |
[01:03.22] | ! |
[01:03.81] | mèi hóng!! |
[01:05.53] | dàn nà! lián lái |
[01:07.03] | mèi hóng??? gé hǎo??????!? |
[01:09.08] | mèi hóng?? yōu tán huá!!?? |
[01:10.38] | líng xiān???! |
[01:11.26] | huī yè Welcome To ! |
[01:14.21] | mèi hóng? zǎo ying!! |
[01:17.57] | líng xiān mèi hóng wú tuó? chí??? |
[01:19.99] | huī yè shì shì gǎn xiè jk! |
[01:23.68] | mèi hóng? shì shì!! |
[01:26.04] | yǒng lín jià. |
[01:25.93] | yǒng lín líng xiān shǒu chuán??????? |
[01:29.73] | líng xiān??? lè??? |
[01:32.62] | mèi hóng yōu tán huá shǒu chuán? |
[01:34.78] | huī yè shuō míng! chū hòu wén. xīn wén jiè? |
[01:38.74] | líng xiān zài rén qì tóu piào jié guǒ quán shǐ??? |
[01:42.22] | huī yè yǒng lín rén qì! wǎn huí! xuān yán! xīn cān shǐ! |
[01:46.47] | líng xiān guǐ |
[01:47.82] | huī yè yǒng lín líng xiān tóu piào jié guǒ??? |
[01:49.56] | huī yè! zuì jìn? |
[01:51.35] | líng xiān! |
[01:52.75] | líng xiān shī jiàng fāng è????????? |
[01:54.22] | huī yè yǒng lín líng xiān luò |
[01:55.87] | yǒng lín shī jiàng yòu nǚ shǐ qì? |
[01:57.90] | líng xiān! mèi hóng chū?! |
[02:00.02] | quán! Mottto!! Mottto!!!!! |
[02:06.14] | huī yè shì jiè yī SHOW shǐ |
[02:08.45] | quán yī wàn! èr wàn! sān wàn! Motto! |
[02:09.52] | huī yè wèi!? |
[02:12.91] | huī yè qì shāng pǐn quán yì diǎn! |
[02:15.19] | huī yè yuán shāo niǎo wū zuò yào shēn zhe quán? |
[02:19.20] | líng xiān mèi hóng! |
[02:20.60] | quán sì wàn! wǔ wàn! liù wàn! Motto! |
[02:20.69] | zhǐ zhǐ! |
[02:22.64] | fēn jiān dài! shí jiān! |
[02:25.34] | líng xiān mèi hóng!! |
[02:26.10] | quán tuō! tuō! Motto Motto! |
[02:26.24] | huī yè shàng zhe? |
[02:27.93] | líng xiān! sī! |
[02:29.24] | quán tuō! tuō! Motto Motto! |
[02:29.30] | huī yè? |
[02:30.13] | mèi hóng wán quán tóu fèi |
[02:32.84] | huī yè yǒng lín shēng shì fāng |
[02:37.18] | mèi hóng! |
[02:38.21] | huī yè It' s ShowTime! |
[02:40.72] | huī yè! jiē yàng? How much? |
[02:44.95] | líng xiān sī! |
[02:47.34] | mèi hóng shī yè zhě! |
[02:48.75] | mèi hóng!! |
[02:50.68] | líng xiān! mèi hóng! yī rén! |
[02:53.46] | huī yè cì hé? |
[02:55.54] | líng xiān?? xǔ!! |
[02:56.92] | huī yè shēng yì qì zi zuò yào cì? zuò yào! |
[02:59.79] | líng xiān zuò yào! |
[03:01.15] | huī yè fú shù jīn jiàng! tuō! |
[03:04.67] | líng xiān??????! |
[03:07.42] | |
[03:19.20] | líng xiān dù mǐ! |
[03:21.69] |