文王卦签

歌曲 文王卦签
歌手 侯宝林
专辑 侯宝林相声辑

歌词

[00:00.50] 相声《文王卦签》片段
[00:01.50] 表演:侯宝林 刘宝瑞
[00:02.00] 哎说文王八卦算过阴阳
[00:07.12] 哎算了又算
[00:09.96] 娶媳妇总比那出殡的强
[00:15.90] 嘿~
[00:16.31] 怎么样
[00:18.20] 头一卦就这么灵呐
[00:20.38] 当然灵啦
[00:21.61] 你往下听吧
[00:22.56] 哪卦都灵
[00:24.48] 还有这么灵的?
[00:26.23] 哎比这还灵
[00:27.32] 是啊
[00:27.96] 你来吧
[00:28.48] 咱往下算啊
[00:29.28]
[00:30.39] 哎说算了又算
[00:32.85] 那北京前清就有皇上
[00:36.89] 哎算了又算
[00:39.79] 有皇上的时候他准有娘娘
[00:44.50] 哎这这卦更灵了
[00:47.06] 哎说算了又算
[00:49.35] 五谷杂粮就数那蚕豆长得个儿大
[00:54.33] 哎算了又算
[00:56.68] 地里头庄稼
[00:58.61] 哎就数电线杆子长
[01:01.06] 啊啊啊 庄稼?
[01:03.66] 庄庄稼 是不是呀
[01:05.76] 没有种电线杆子的
[01:07.00] 没听说过
[01:08.54] 我看他在马路边上种过
[01:10.15] 哎那不是
[01:11.96] 啊啊那个
[01:13.00] 地里头庄稼就数那高粱长
[01:16.86] 哎算了又算
[01:19.10] 爷仨走道就数他的爸爸岁数大
[01:23.96] 嗯~
[01:24.97] 哎算了又算
[01:26.94] 那个媳妇他妈准是男人的丈母娘
[01:32.24] 哎最后这一卦算的更准
[01:37.13] 哎脑袋长在了脖子上

拼音

[00:00.50] xiàng sheng wén wáng guà qiān piàn duàn
[00:01.50] biǎo yǎn: hóu bǎo lín liú bǎo ruì
[00:02.00] āi shuō wén wáng bā guà suàn guò yīn yáng
[00:07.12] āi suàn le yòu suàn
[00:09.96] qǔ xí fù zǒng bǐ nà chū bìn de qiáng
[00:15.90] hēi
[00:16.31] zěn me yàng
[00:18.20] tóu yī guà jiù zhè me líng nà
[00:20.38] dāng rán líng la
[00:21.61] nǐ wǎng xià tīng ba
[00:22.56] nǎ guà dū líng
[00:24.48] hái yǒu zhè me líng de?
[00:26.23] āi bǐ zhè hái líng
[00:27.32] shì a
[00:27.96] nǐ lái ba
[00:28.48] zán wǎng xià suàn a
[00:29.28] lái
[00:30.39] āi shuō suàn le yòu suàn
[00:32.85] nà běi jīng qián qīng jiù yǒu huáng shàng
[00:36.89] āi suàn le yòu suàn
[00:39.79] yǒu huáng shàng de shí hòu tā zhǔn yǒu niáng niáng
[00:44.50] āi zhè zhè guà gèng líng le
[00:47.06] āi shuō suàn le yòu suàn
[00:49.35] wǔ gǔ zá liáng jiù shù nà cán dòu zhǎng de gè ér dà
[00:54.33] āi suàn le yòu suàn
[00:56.68] dì lǐ tou zhuāng jià
[00:58.61] āi jiù shù diàn xiàn gǎn zǐ cháng
[01:01.06] a a a zhuāng jià?
[01:03.66] zhuāng zhuāng jià shì bú shì ya
[01:05.76] méi yǒu zhǒng diàn xiàn gǎn zi de
[01:07.00] méi tīng shuō guò
[01:08.54] wǒ kàn tā zài mǎ lù biān shàng zhǒng guò
[01:10.15] āi nà bú shì
[01:11.96] a a nà gè
[01:13.00] dì lǐ tou zhuāng jià jiù shù nà gāo liáng zhǎng
[01:16.86] āi suàn le yòu suàn
[01:19.10] yé sā zǒu dào jiù shù tā de bà bà suì shù dà
[01:23.96]
[01:24.97] āi suàn le yòu suàn
[01:26.94] nà gè xí fù tā mā zhǔn shì nán rén de zhàng mǔ niáng
[01:32.24] āi zuì hòu zhè yī guà suàn de gèng zhǔn
[01:37.13] āi nǎo dài zhǎng zài le bó zi shàng