抬杠

抬杠 歌词

歌曲 抬杠
歌手 侯宝林
专辑 侯宝林相声辑
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[00:01.13] 乙 今天这个节目啊,是相声。
[00:03.66] 甲 怎么着?你干什么?
[00:05.87] 乙 相声。
[00:07.33] 甲 相声?
[00:08.35] 乙 啊。
[00:09.20] 甲 相声这玩意儿怎么吃啊?
[00:10.32] 乙 怎么吃?
[00:11.19]] 甲 啊。
[00:12.88] 乙 一半儿打卤,一半儿炸酱。
[00:14.69] 甲 好啊!好好。
[00:16.47] 乙 怎么样?
[00:17.10] 甲 给我来两碗。
[00:17.95] 乙 啊?两碗?
[00:19.08] 甲 啊。来两碗?
[00:20.79] 乙 相声啊,不论碗。
[00:23.42] 乙 哎,也不论斤啊。
[00:23.72] 甲 噢,论斤。
[00:25.76] 甲 嗯?
[00:26.61] 乙 相声是论段儿。
[00:28.45] 甲 论段儿?
[00:29.10] 乙 哎。
[00:29.51] 甲 那好,你给我来个中段儿。
[00:30.39] 乙 啊?
[00:31.14] 甲 不要头尾。
[00:31.60] 乙 噢,你这买鱼来啦?
[00:34.31] 甲 你不是说论段儿吗?
[00:35.67] 乙 相声它不是吃的。
[00:38.25] 甲 干吗的?
[00:39.20] 乙 是听的吗?
[00:40.31] 甲 听的?
[00:40.91] 乙 啊。
[00:41.56] 甲 怎么听?
[00:43.94] 乙 怎么你连听都不会啊?
[00:45.95] 甲 啊?
[00:47.01] 乙 拿耳朵听啊。
[00:48.74] 甲 拿耳朵听?
[00:49.55] 乙 啊。
[00:49.94] 甲 行啊,听它一回。
[00:52.88] 乙 你呀,你把手拿下来吧。
[00:54.45] 甲 啊?
[00:55.46] 乙 揪着耳朵这么听啊?知道你这是听相声的,不知道你这是瞧耳朵来了。
[01:01.25] 甲 你不是说听吗?
[01:02.22] 乙 随便这么就听了。
[01:03.89] 甲 随便听就行?
[01:04.90] 乙 哎。
[01:05.63] 甲 听完了,给我什么吃?预备什么了?
[01:09.30] 乙 这位跟吃干上了!听完了啊……
[01:12.50] 甲 啊。
[01:13.60] 乙 不给您什么吃。
[01:14.88] 甲 那干吗听啊?
[01:16.15] 乙 哎,还得跟您要钱呢。
[01:18.52] 甲 跟我要钱?
[01:19.08] 乙 哎。
[01:19.82] 甲 那行啊,要多少?
[01:22.42] 乙 这位倒是随便。有,您多给,没有 ,您少给。
[01:27.33] 甲 三块行不行?
[01:28.65] 乙 行啊。
[01:30.36] 甲 三块两块,你也干不了什么。来一百,来一百块行不行?
[01:34.54] 乙 一百?
[01:35.15] 甲 啊。
[01:35.71] 乙 那好啊。
[01:36.31] 甲 一百块,一百叫给你啊。找保人啊 ,找个保人。
[01:41.45] 我是每天来取啊,是按月拿啊,是到时 候你给我送去?多少利息钱?
[01:47.47] 乙 你这儿放帐来啦?
[01:50.19] 甲 听相声有什么好处啊?
[01:52.11] 乙 哎,当然有好处啊。
[01:55.47] 甲 有好处?
[01:56.08] 乙 啊。
[01:56.90] 甲 可以免三灾去八难?虱子不叮,袼蚤不咬?
[02:00.79] 乙 就是有点儿啊,小好处。
[02:03.01] 甲 什么好处?
[02:03.71] 乙 听我们这个相声呢,您心里能痛快。
[02:07.28] 心里这么一痛快呢,能够多增饮食,能够多吃两碗饭。
[02:11.32] 甲 听完了,我多吃两碗饭?
[02:13.40] 乙 哎。
[02:14.31] 甲 没米啊!
[02:15.21] 乙 那你奔去呀!
[02:17.93] 甲 这叫什么好处啊?
[02:20.45] 乙 就这么说吧。
[02:21.36] 甲 怎么说?
[02:22.77] 乙 你刚吃完了炖肉烙饼。
[02:25.16] 甲 什么味儿啊?
[02:27.28] 乙 这位是没吃呢。
[02:28.63] 甲 本来我没吃嘛!
[02:30.26] 乙 哎,没吃,也得说吃了。
[02:32.49] 甲 那我对得起肚子吗?
[02:34.50] 乙 说不到一块儿。
[02:36.83] 甲 你说你这什么好处啊?
[02:38.55] 乙 你呀,别言语。
[02:41.52] 甲 噢,我这儿打官司呢?
[02:42.52] 乙 打……
[02:43.83] 甲 你是那个审判员,我别言语,听你的?
[02:48.53] 乙 你听我说啊。
[02:50.08] 甲 噢,你先说,我是被告?
[02:52.16] 乙 这还是打官司来了。
[02:55.52] 甲 你说怎么个好处啊?你不说有好处吗?
[02:57.81] 乙 有好处啊。
[02:58.58] 甲 有什么好处?
[02:59.78] 乙 这么说吧,你心里啊,有点儿不痛快。
[03:03.20] 甲 我怎么不痛快啊?
[03:06.42] 乙 有点儿啊,不高兴。
[03:08.08] 甲 我为什么不高兴呢?
[03:10.57] 乙 就有点儿别扭。
[03:11.73] 甲 我跟谁别扭呢?
[03:13.50] 乙 你跟我别扭!
[03:16.43] 甲 你说啊,怎么个好处?我没听出来呀!
[03:21.06] 乙 就这么说吧。
[03:21.93] 甲 啊。
[03:22.73] 乙 你呀,短人家一百块钱。
[03:23.54] 甲 什么?
[03:25.26] 乙 你短人家一百块钱。
[03:26.92] 甲 你给借的?谁的保人哪?
[03:31.54] 多少利息钱啊?你这都什么语啊?
[03:34.06] 你这?我问问好处,短一百块钱,这不讹诈吗,这不?
[03:38.64] 乙 没这么挡子事!
[03:39.90] 甲 那你说它干吗?
[03:42.36] 乙 你不是不明白吗?
[03:43.66] 甲 我明白,钱没了!
[03:46.25] 乙 没人跟你要。
[03:47.36] 甲 要我也得给啊!
[03:48.47] 乙 咳!好嘛!你呀……
[03:53.72] 甲 啊。
[03:54.33] 乙 短人家一百块钱。
[03:55.04] 甲 短……
[03:56.36] 乙 你给不了人家。
[03:57.32] 甲 那我当初别借呀!
[03:59.38] 乙 对呀,你比我还明白哪!
[04:01.60] 甲 不是,你这好处怎么说出来的呀?
[04:03.66] 乙 慢慢来呀!
[04:04.79] 甲 啊。
[04:05.50] 乙 你短人家一百块钱。
[04:06.41] 甲 啊。
[04:08.07] 乙 人家跟你要,你心里起急啊。
[04:10.68] 甲 啊。
[04:11.37] 乙 从你家你就上我这儿来了。
[04:12.79] 甲 噢,你就替我还了。
[04:14.24] 乙 我呀?我替你还帐啊?
[04:17.77] 甲 那怎么个好处呢?
[04:19.19] 乙 来到我这儿了,您听我两段相声,
[04:21.80] 我这么一说,你心里这么一痛快,这么一喜欢,
[04:25.83] 你就把该人钱这碴儿啊,就忘了。
[04:28.54] 甲 噢,这我就听明白了。
[04:31.27] 乙 对了吧?
[04:32.27] 甲 比如我短人家一百块钱。
[04:33.29] 乙 哎。
[04:34.44] 甲 应该今儿给人家。
[04:35.30] 乙 哎。
[04:35.90] 甲 给不了,我心里着急啊。
[04:36.90] 乙 是啊。
[04:38.16] 甲 无精打采上您这儿来了。
[04:39.37] 乙 对。
[04:39.93] 甲 听您这相声我哈哈这么一乐。
[04:41.54] 乙 哎。
[04:42.20] 甲 把短钱这碴儿我给忘了。
[04:43.46] 乙 对了呀!
[04:44.62] 甲 我回家他还要。
[04:45.59] 乙 唉,那你得还人家呀!
[00:01.13] yi jin tian zhe ge jie mu a, shi xiang sheng.
[00:03.66] jia zen me zhao? ni gan shen me?
[00:05.87] yi xiang sheng.
[00:07.33] jia xiang sheng?
[00:08.35] yi a.
[00:09.20] jia xiang sheng zhe wan yi er zen me chi a?
[00:10.32] yi zen me chi?
[00:11.19]] jia a.
[00:12.88] yi yi ban er da lu, yi ban er zha jiang.
[00:14.69] jia hao a! hao hao.
[00:16.47] yi zen me yang?
[00:17.10] jia gei wo lai liang wan.
[00:17.95] yi a? liang wan?
[00:19.08] jia a. lai liang wan?
[00:20.79] yi xiang sheng a, bu lun wan.
[00:23.42] yi ai, ye bu lun jin a.
[00:23.72] jia o, lun jin.
[00:25.76] jia ?
[00:26.61] yi xiang sheng shi lun duan er.
[00:28.45] jia lun duan er?
[00:29.10] yi ai.
[00:29.51] jia na hao, ni gei wo lai ge zhong duan er.
[00:30.39] yi a?
[00:31.14] jia bu yao tou wei.
[00:31.60] yi o, ni zhe mai yu lai la?
[00:34.31] jia ni bu shi shuo lun duan er ma?
[00:35.67] yi xiang sheng ta bu shi chi de.
[00:38.25] jia gan ma de?
[00:39.20] yi shi ting de ma?
[00:40.31] jia ting de?
[00:40.91] yi a.
[00:41.56] jia zen me ting?
[00:43.94] yi zen me ni lian ting dou bu hui a?
[00:45.95] jia a?
[00:47.01] yi na er duo ting a.
[00:48.74] jia na er duo ting?
[00:49.55] yi a.
[00:49.94] jia xing a, ting ta yi hui.
[00:52.88] yi ni ya, ni ba shou na xia lai ba.
[00:54.45] jia a?
[00:55.46] yi jiu zhe er duo zhe me ting a? zhi dao ni zhe shi ting xiang sheng de, bu zhi dao ni zhe shi qiao er duo lai le.
[01:01.25] jia ni bu shi shuo ting ma?
[01:02.22] yi sui bian zhe me jiu ting le.
[01:03.89] jia sui bian ting jiu xing?
[01:04.90] yi ai.
[01:05.63] jia ting wan le, gei wo shen me chi? yu bei shen me le?
[01:09.30] yi zhe wei gen chi gan shang le! ting wan le a
[01:12.50] jia a.
[01:13.60] yi bu gei nin shen me chi.
[01:14.88] jia na gan ma ting a?
[01:16.15] yi ai, hai de gen nin yao qian ne.
[01:18.52] jia gen wo yao qian?
[01:19.08] yi ai.
[01:19.82] jia na xing a, yao duo shao?
[01:22.42] yi zhe wei dao shi sui bian. you, nin duo gei, mei you , nin shao gei.
[01:27.33] jia san kuai xing bu xing?
[01:28.65] yi xing a.
[01:30.36] jia san kuai liang kuai, ni ye gan bu liao shen me. lai yi bai, lai yi bai kuai xing bu xing?
[01:34.54] yi yi bai?
[01:35.15] jia a.
[01:35.71] yi na hao a.
[01:36.31] jia yi bai kuai, yi bai jiao gei ni a. zhao bao ren a , zhao ge bao ren.
[01:41.45] wo shi mei tian lai qu a, shi an yue na a, shi dao shi hou ni gei wo song qu? duo shao li xi qian?
[01:47.47] yi ni zhe er fang zhang lai la?
[01:50.19] jia ting xiang sheng you shen me hao chu a?
[01:52.11] yi ai, dang ran you hao chu a.
[01:55.47] jia you hao chu?
[01:56.08] yi a.
[01:56.90] jia ke yi mian san zai qu ba nan? shi zi bu ding, ge zao bu yao?
[02:00.79] yi jiu shi you dian er a, xiao hao chu.
[02:03.01] jia shen me hao chu?
[02:03.71] yi ting wo men zhe ge xiang sheng ne, nin xin li neng tong kuai.
[02:07.28] xin li zhe me yi tong kuai ne, neng gou duo zeng yin shi, neng gou duo chi liang wan fan.
[02:11.32] jia ting wan le, wo duo chi liang wan fan?
[02:13.40] yi ai.
[02:14.31] jia mei mi a!
[02:15.21] yi na ni ben qu ya!
[02:17.93] jia zhe jiao shen me hao chu a?
[02:20.45] yi jiu zhe me shuo ba.
[02:21.36] jia zen me shuo?
[02:22.77] yi ni gang chi wan le dun rou lao bing.
[02:25.16] jia shen me wei r a?
[02:27.28] yi zhe wei shi mei chi ne.
[02:28.63] jia ben lai wo mei chi ma!
[02:30.26] yi ai, mei chi, ye de shuo chi le.
[02:32.49] jia na wo dui de qi du zi ma?
[02:34.50] yi shuo bu dao yi kuai er.
[02:36.83] jia ni shuo ni zhe shen me hao chu a?
[02:38.55] yi ni ya, bie yan yu.
[02:41.52] jia o, wo zhe er da guan si ne?
[02:42.52] yi da
[02:43.83] jia ni shi na ge shen pan yuan, wo bie yan yu, ting ni de?
[02:48.53] yi ni ting wo shuo a.
[02:50.08] jia o, ni xian shuo, wo shi bei gao?
[02:52.16] yi zhe hai shi da guan si lai le.
[02:55.52] jia ni shuo zen me ge hao chu a? ni bu shuo you hao chu ma?
[02:57.81] yi you hao chu a.
[02:58.58] jia you shen me hao chu?
[02:59.78] yi zhe me shuo ba, ni xin li a, you dian er bu tong kuai.
[03:03.20] jia wo zen me bu tong kuai a?
[03:06.42] yi you dian er a, bu gao xing.
[03:08.08] jia wo wei shi me bu gao xing ne?
[03:10.57] yi jiu you dian er bie niu.
[03:11.73] jia wo gen shui bie niu ne?
[03:13.50] yi ni gen wo bie niu!
[03:16.43] jia ni shuo a, zen me ge hao chu? wo mei ting chu lai ya!
[03:21.06] yi jiu zhe me shuo ba.
[03:21.93] jia a.
[03:22.73] yi ni ya, duan ren jia yi bai kuai qian.
[03:23.54] jia shen me?
[03:25.26] yi ni duan ren jia yi bai kuai qian.
[03:26.92] jia ni gei jie de? shui de bao ren na?
[03:31.54] duo shao li xi qian a? ni zhe dou shen me yu a?
[03:34.06] ni zhe? wo wen wen hao chu, duan yi bai kuai qian, zhe bu e zha ma, zhe bu?
[03:38.64] yi mei zhe me dang zi shi!
[03:39.90] jia na ni shuo ta gan ma?
[03:42.36] yi ni bu shi bu ming bai ma?
[03:43.66] jia wo ming bai, qian mei le!
[03:46.25] yi mei ren gen ni yao.
[03:47.36] jia yao wo ye de gei a!
[03:48.47] yi hai! hao ma! ni ya
[03:53.72] jia a.
[03:54.33] yi duan ren jia yi bai kuai qian.
[03:55.04] jia duan
[03:56.36] yi ni gei bu liao ren jia.
[03:57.32] jia na wo dang chu bie jie ya!
[03:59.38] yi dui ya, ni bi wo hai ming bai na!
[04:01.60] jia bu shi, ni zhe hao chu zen me shuo chu lai de ya?
[04:03.66] yi man man lai ya!
[04:04.79] jia a.
[04:05.50] yi ni duan ren jia yi bai kuai qian.
[04:06.41] jia a.
[04:08.07] yi ren jia gen ni yao, ni xin li qi ji a.
[04:10.68] jia a.
[04:11.37] yi cong ni jia ni jiu shang wo zhe er lai le.
[04:12.79] jia o, ni jiu ti wo hai le.
[04:14.24] yi wo ya? wo ti ni hai zhang a?
[04:17.77] jia na zen me ge hao chu ne?
[04:19.19] yi lai dao wo zhe er le, nin ting wo liang duan xiang sheng,
[04:21.80] wo zhe me yi shuo, ni xin li zhe me yi tong kuai, zhe me yi xi huan,
[04:25.83] ni jiu ba gai ren qian zhe cha er a, jiu wang le.
[04:28.54] jia o, zhe wo jiu ting ming bai le.
[04:31.27] yi dui le ba?
[04:32.27] jia bi ru wo duan ren jia yi bai kuai qian.
[04:33.29] yi ai.
[04:34.44] jia ying gai jin er gei ren jia.
[04:35.30] yi ai.
[04:35.90] jia gei bu liao, wo xin li zhao ji a.
[04:36.90] yi shi a.
[04:38.16] jia wu jing da cai shang nin zhe er lai le.
[04:39.37] yi dui.
[04:39.93] jia ting nin zhe xiang sheng wo ha ha zhe me yi le.
[04:41.54] yi ai.
[04:42.20] jia ba duan qian zhe cha er wo gei wang le.
[04:43.46] yi dui le ya!
[04:44.62] jia wo hui jia ta hai yao.
[04:45.59] yi ai, na ni de hai ren jia ya!
[00:01.13] yǐ jīn tiān zhè gè jié mù a, shì xiàng sheng.
[00:03.66] jiǎ zěn me zhāo? nǐ gàn shén me?
[00:05.87] yǐ xiàng sheng.
[00:07.33] jiǎ xiàng sheng?
[00:08.35] yǐ a.
[00:09.20] jiǎ xiàng sheng zhè wán yì ér zěn me chī a?
[00:10.32] yǐ zěn me chī?
[00:11.19]] jiǎ a.
[00:12.88] yǐ yī bàn ér dǎ lǔ, yī bàn ér zhá jiàng.
[00:14.69] jiǎ hǎo a! hǎo hǎo.
[00:16.47] yǐ zěn me yàng?
[00:17.10] jiǎ gěi wǒ lái liǎng wǎn.
[00:17.95] yǐ a? liǎng wǎn?
[00:19.08] jiǎ a. lái liǎng wǎn?
[00:20.79] yǐ xiàng sheng a, bù lùn wǎn.
[00:23.42] yǐ āi, yě bù lùn jīn a.
[00:23.72] jiǎ ō, lùn jīn.
[00:25.76] jiǎ ?
[00:26.61] yǐ xiàng sheng shì lùn duàn ér.
[00:28.45] jiǎ lùn duàn ér?
[00:29.10] yǐ āi.
[00:29.51] jiǎ nà hǎo, nǐ gěi wǒ lái gè zhōng duàn ér.
[00:30.39] yǐ a?
[00:31.14] jiǎ bú yào tóu wěi.
[00:31.60] yǐ ō, nǐ zhè mǎi yú lái la?
[00:34.31] jiǎ nǐ bú shì shuō lùn duàn ér ma?
[00:35.67] yǐ xiàng sheng tā bú shì chī de.
[00:38.25] jiǎ gàn má de?
[00:39.20] yǐ shì tīng de ma?
[00:40.31] jiǎ tīng de?
[00:40.91] yǐ a.
[00:41.56] jiǎ zěn me tīng?
[00:43.94] yǐ zěn me nǐ lián tīng dōu bú huì a?
[00:45.95] jiǎ a?
[00:47.01] yǐ ná ěr duǒ tīng a.
[00:48.74] jiǎ ná ěr duǒ tīng?
[00:49.55] yǐ a.
[00:49.94] jiǎ xíng a, tīng tā yī huí.
[00:52.88] yǐ nǐ ya, nǐ bǎ shǒu ná xià lái ba.
[00:54.45] jiǎ a?
[00:55.46] yǐ jiū zhe ěr duǒ zhè me tīng a? zhī dào nǐ zhè shì tīng xiàng sheng de, bù zhī dào nǐ zhè shì qiáo ěr duǒ lái le.
[01:01.25] jiǎ nǐ bú shì shuō tīng ma?
[01:02.22] yǐ suí biàn zhè me jiù tīng le.
[01:03.89] jiǎ suí biàn tīng jiù xíng?
[01:04.90] yǐ āi.
[01:05.63] jiǎ tīng wán le, gěi wǒ shén me chī? yù bèi shén me le?
[01:09.30] yǐ zhè wèi gēn chī gàn shàng le! tīng wán le a
[01:12.50] jiǎ a.
[01:13.60] yǐ bù gěi nín shén me chī.
[01:14.88] jiǎ nà gàn má tīng a?
[01:16.15] yǐ āi, hái dé gēn nín yào qián ne.
[01:18.52] jiǎ gēn wǒ yào qián?
[01:19.08] yǐ āi.
[01:19.82] jiǎ nà xíng a, yào duō shǎo?
[01:22.42] yǐ zhè wèi dǎo shì suí biàn. yǒu, nín duō gěi, méi yǒu , nín shǎo gěi.
[01:27.33] jiǎ sān kuài xíng bù xíng?
[01:28.65] yǐ xíng a.
[01:30.36] jiǎ sān kuài liǎng kuài, nǐ yě gàn bù liǎo shén me. lái yī bǎi, lái yī bǎi kuài xíng bù xíng?
[01:34.54] yǐ yī bǎi?
[01:35.15] jiǎ a.
[01:35.71] yǐ nà hǎo a.
[01:36.31] jiǎ yī bǎi kuài, yī bǎi jiào gěi nǐ a. zhǎo bǎo rén a , zhǎo gè bǎo rén.
[01:41.45] wǒ shì měi tiān lái qǔ a, shì àn yuè ná a, shì dào shí hòu nǐ gěi wǒ sòng qù? duō shǎo lì xī qián?
[01:47.47] yǐ nǐ zhè ér fàng zhàng lái la?
[01:50.19] jiǎ tīng xiàng sheng yǒu shén me hǎo chù a?
[01:52.11] yǐ āi, dāng rán yǒu hǎo chù a.
[01:55.47] jiǎ yǒu hǎo chù?
[01:56.08] yǐ a.
[01:56.90] jiǎ kě yǐ miǎn sān zāi qù bā nán? shī zi bù dīng, gē zǎo bù yǎo?
[02:00.79] yǐ jiù shì yǒu diǎn ér a, xiǎo hǎo chù.
[02:03.01] jiǎ shén me hǎo chù?
[02:03.71] yǐ tīng wǒ men zhè gè xiàng sheng ne, nín xīn lǐ néng tòng kuài.
[02:07.28] xīn lǐ zhè me yī tòng kuài ne, néng gòu duō zēng yǐn shí, néng gòu duō chī liǎng wǎn fàn.
[02:11.32] jiǎ tīng wán le, wǒ duō chī liǎng wǎn fàn?
[02:13.40] yǐ āi.
[02:14.31] jiǎ méi mǐ a!
[02:15.21] yǐ nà nǐ bēn qù ya!
[02:17.93] jiǎ zhè jiào shén me hǎo chù a?
[02:20.45] yǐ jiù zhè me shuō ba.
[02:21.36] jiǎ zěn me shuō?
[02:22.77] yǐ nǐ gāng chī wán le dùn ròu lào bǐng.
[02:25.16] jiǎ shén me wèi r a?
[02:27.28] yǐ zhè wèi shì méi chī ne.
[02:28.63] jiǎ běn lái wǒ méi chī ma!
[02:30.26] yǐ āi, méi chī, yě de shuō chī le.
[02:32.49] jiǎ nà wǒ duì de qǐ dǔ zi ma?
[02:34.50] yǐ shuō bú dào yí kuài ér.
[02:36.83] jiǎ nǐ shuō nǐ zhè shén me hǎo chù a?
[02:38.55] yǐ nǐ ya, bié yán yǔ.
[02:41.52] jiǎ ō, wǒ zhè ér dǎ guān sī ne?
[02:42.52] yǐ dǎ
[02:43.83] jiǎ nǐ shì nà gè shěn pàn yuán, wǒ bié yán yǔ, tīng nǐ de?
[02:48.53] yǐ nǐ tīng wǒ shuō a.
[02:50.08] jiǎ ō, nǐ xiān shuō, wǒ shì bèi gào?
[02:52.16] yǐ zhè hái shì dǎ guān sī lái le.
[02:55.52] jiǎ nǐ shuō zěn me gè hǎo chù a? nǐ bù shuō yǒu hǎo chù ma?
[02:57.81] yǐ yǒu hǎo chù a.
[02:58.58] jiǎ yǒu shén me hǎo chù?
[02:59.78] yǐ zhè me shuō ba, nǐ xīn lǐ a, yǒu diǎn ér bù tòng kuài.
[03:03.20] jiǎ wǒ zěn me bù tòng kuài a?
[03:06.42] yǐ yǒu diǎn ér a, bù gāo xìng.
[03:08.08] jiǎ wǒ wèi shí me bù gāo xìng ne?
[03:10.57] yǐ jiù yǒu diǎn ér biè niǔ.
[03:11.73] jiǎ wǒ gēn shuí biè niǔ ne?
[03:13.50] yǐ nǐ gēn wǒ biè niǔ!
[03:16.43] jiǎ nǐ shuō a, zěn me gè hǎo chù? wǒ méi tīng chū lái ya!
[03:21.06] yǐ jiù zhè me shuō ba.
[03:21.93] jiǎ a.
[03:22.73] yǐ nǐ ya, duǎn rén jiā yī bǎi kuài qián.
[03:23.54] jiǎ shén me?
[03:25.26] yǐ nǐ duǎn rén jiā yī bǎi kuài qián.
[03:26.92] jiǎ nǐ gěi jiè de? shuí de bǎo rén nǎ?
[03:31.54] duō shǎo lì xī qián a? nǐ zhè dōu shén me yǔ a?
[03:34.06] nǐ zhè? wǒ wèn wèn hǎo chù, duǎn yī bǎi kuài qián, zhè bù é zhà ma, zhè bù?
[03:38.64] yǐ méi zhè me dǎng zǐ shì!
[03:39.90] jiǎ nà nǐ shuō tā gàn má?
[03:42.36] yǐ nǐ bú shì bù míng bái ma?
[03:43.66] jiǎ wǒ míng bái, qián méi le!
[03:46.25] yǐ méi rén gēn nǐ yào.
[03:47.36] jiǎ yào wǒ yě de gěi a!
[03:48.47] yǐ hāi! hǎo ma! nǐ ya
[03:53.72] jiǎ a.
[03:54.33] yǐ duǎn rén jiā yī bǎi kuài qián.
[03:55.04] jiǎ duǎn
[03:56.36] yǐ nǐ gěi bù liǎo rén jiā.
[03:57.32] jiǎ nà wǒ dāng chū bié jiè ya!
[03:59.38] yǐ duì ya, nǐ bǐ wǒ hái míng bái nǎ!
[04:01.60] jiǎ bú shì, nǐ zhè hǎo chù zěn me shuō chū lái de ya?
[04:03.66] yǐ màn màn lái ya!
[04:04.79] jiǎ a.
[04:05.50] yǐ nǐ duǎn rén jiā yī bǎi kuài qián.
[04:06.41] jiǎ a.
[04:08.07] yǐ rén jiā gēn nǐ yào, nǐ xīn lǐ qǐ jí a.
[04:10.68] jiǎ a.
[04:11.37] yǐ cóng nǐ jiā nǐ jiù shàng wǒ zhè ér lái le.
[04:12.79] jiǎ ō, nǐ jiù tì wǒ hái le.
[04:14.24] yǐ wǒ ya? wǒ tì nǐ hái zhàng a?
[04:17.77] jiǎ nà zěn me gè hǎo chù ne?
[04:19.19] yǐ lái dào wǒ zhè ér le, nín tīng wǒ liǎng duàn xiàng sheng,
[04:21.80] wǒ zhè me yī shuō, nǐ xīn lǐ zhè me yī tòng kuài, zhè me yī xǐ huān,
[04:25.83] nǐ jiù bǎ gāi rén qián zhè chá ér a, jiù wàng le.
[04:28.54] jiǎ ō, zhè wǒ jiù tīng míng bái le.
[04:31.27] yǐ duì le ba?
[04:32.27] jiǎ bǐ rú wǒ duǎn rén jiā yī bǎi kuài qián.
[04:33.29] yǐ āi.
[04:34.44] jiǎ yīng gāi jīn ér gěi rén jiā.
[04:35.30] yǐ āi.
[04:35.90] jiǎ gěi bù liǎo, wǒ xīn lǐ zháo jí a.
[04:36.90] yǐ shì a.
[04:38.16] jiǎ wú jīng dǎ cǎi shàng nín zhè ér lái le.
[04:39.37] yǐ duì.
[04:39.93] jiǎ tīng nín zhè xiàng sheng wǒ hā hā zhè me yī lè.
[04:41.54] yǐ āi.
[04:42.20] jiǎ bǎ duǎn qián zhè chá ér wǒ gěi wàng le.
[04:43.46] yǐ duì le ya!
[04:44.62] jiǎ wǒ huí jiā tā hái yào.
[04:45.59] yǐ āi, nà nǐ dé hái rén jiā ya!
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