[00:00.433] | 粉丝:吁~ |
[00:02.863] | 粉丝:新婚快乐 |
[00:03.652] | 岳岳:谢谢谢谢 |
[00:04.488] | 粉丝:新婚快乐 |
[00:07.490] | 岳岳:谢谢大姐谢谢 |
[00:09.179] | 粉丝:哈哈哈,,,,,,,,笑什么的呀 |
[00:13.326] | ~~~~~~~~~~ |
[00:13.619] | 岳岳:我呀上台跟大伙再聊几句,为什么聊几句呢? |
[00:17.865] | 刚才这位小兄弟,他叫张云雷(二爷)。 |
[00:21.645] | 六年前,我们哥俩是好朋友, |
[00:25.546] | (粉丝:哈哈哈,吁~) |
[00:28.793] | 六年后,我们哥俩依然是好朋友 |
[00:32.109] | ,六年以后,回来以后,反正,帅了,是吧? |
[00:37.866] | 刚才我们两个在后台照镜子,呃~我, |
[00:40.792] | 粉丝:吁~) |
[00:45.011] | 我们俩同时往那一站, |
[00:46.339] | 我说师傅你看我们俩谁帅, |
[00:47.857] | 我师傅扭头走啦, |
[00:50.963] | 算啦,算啦,啊,那就不比啦, |
[00:54.260] | 他呀,是一个,一个挺好的小伙子, |
[00:57.377] | 真是,挺喜欢的, |
[00:59.291] | 嗓子好,嗓子特别的好, |
[01:01.958] | 之前走之前呐~, |
[01:03.526] | 就是回天津之前, |
[01:05.206] | 他有亮音, |
[01:06.555] | 现在可能倒仓了, |
[01:08.154] | 我们都说倒仓,倒仓完以后呢, |
[01:10.099] | 这个亮音可能不多了,没有那么高了, |
[01:12.875] | 但是依然有味, |
[01:14.284] | 唱太平歌词, |
[01:15.527] | 这您知道啊,得需要鼻音, |
[01:17.385] | 啊、感冒时候唱特别好, |
[01:19.824] | (粉丝:哈哈哈) |
[01:21.147] | 真的,重感冒最好听了, |
[01:23.338] | 就这样,杭州美景,吁, |
[01:28.368] | (粉丝:哈哈哈) |
[01:29.839] | 就就那种感觉最好听了, |
[01:31.420] | 知道吧, |
[01:32.272] | 我不行,我不行,我我我这人呢 |
[01:34.278] | 唱什么都女了女气的,是吧 |
[01:36.590] | (粉丝:吁~) |
[01:40.513] | 起什么哄啊,朋友们, |
[01:42.276] | (粉丝:吁~) |
[01:44.433] | 有意思吗? |
[01:45.617] | (粉丝:有~) |
[01:47.577] | 好吧好吧~ |
[01:49.287] | (粉丝:哈哈哈) |
[01:51.442] | 不要再闹了啊,我为什么上来跟大伙聊几句呢? |
[01:55.243] | 因为啊,我师傅上厕所啦。 |
[01:57.219] | (粉丝:哈哈哈) |
[01:59.767] | 本来是我师傅接着说那个《任老道》,上厕所了 |
[02:03.650] | ,我一瞧,我师傅上厕所了,我说赶紧吧, |
[02:05.180] | 换上大褂我就上来跟这个小兄弟跟大伙再聊几句, |
[02:09.924] | 这样吧,让我们这个小兄弟再给您唱一个小段, |
[02:13.496] | 好不好?(粉丝:好) |
[02:16.043] | 准备了吗?(粉丝:哈哈哈) |
[02:20.607] | 准备了吗?啊?听见什么了就好, |
[02:37.496] | 再唱一个鹬蚌相争,一个小段, |
[02:39.713] | 啊?一块唱?(粉丝:一块唱)一块唱, |
[02:43.393] | 我怕我想不起来,让他唱, |
[02:47.946] | 他哪忘了,我就接着唱,好不好? |
[02:50.521] | (粉丝:好) |
[02:51.638] | 来,要不你站这来,你你你逗哏的位置,我捧回哏,怎么样(粉丝:好) |
[03:11.547] | 昨日里阴天渭水寒 |
[03:18.883] | 出了水的河蚌儿晒在了沙滩 |
[03:24.255] | 那半悬空落下了鱼鹰子 |
[03:30.237] | 抿翅收翎往下扦 |
[03:35.028] | 那鹰扦蚌肉疼难忍 |
[03:40.415] | 蚌夹鹰嘴两翅扇 |
[03:45.290] | 打南边就来了渔翁一位 |
[03:50.051] | 那有一位渔翁是来到了岸边 |
[03:54.800] | 他倒说欢喜欢喜真欢喜 |
[04:01.050] | 捉来蚌儿就酒与鹬子换钱 |
[04:05.600] | 有鹬鹰落下了这伤心的泪 |
[04:10.296] | 歌一声河蚌儿要你听言 |
[04:15.163] | 早知道落在了渔人手 |
[04:20.543] | 倒不如你归大海我上高山 |
[04:26.123] | 你归大海饮天水 |
[04:30.841] | 我上高山乐安然 |
[04:35.280] | 这就是鹬蚌相争渔人得利了 |
[04:40.936] | 你是伸头容易是退头难 |
[00:00.433] | fen si: xu |
[00:02.863] | fen si: xin hun kuai le |
[00:03.652] | yue yue: xie xie xie xie |
[00:04.488] | fen si: xin hun kuai le |
[00:07.490] | yue yue: xie xie da jie xie xie |
[00:09.179] | fen si: ha ha ha,,,,,,,, xiao shen me de ya |
[00:13.326] | |
[00:13.619] | yue yue: wo ya shang tai gen da huo zai liao ji ju, wei shi me liao ji ju ne? |
[00:17.865] | gang cai zhe wei xiao xiong di, ta jiao zhang yun lei er ye. |
[00:21.645] | liu nian qian, wo men ge lia shi hao peng you, |
[00:25.546] | fen si: ha ha ha, xu |
[00:28.793] | liu nian hou, wo men ge lia yi ran shi hao peng you |
[00:32.109] | , liu nian yi hou, hui lai yi hou, fan zheng, shuai le, shi ba? |
[00:37.866] | gang cai wo men liang ge zai hou tai zhao jing zi, e wo, |
[00:40.792] | fen si: xu |
[00:45.011] | wo men lia tong shi wang na yi zhan, |
[00:46.339] | wo shuo shi fu ni kan wo men lia shui shuai, |
[00:47.857] | wo shi fu niu tou zou la, |
[00:50.963] | suan la, suan la, a, na jiu bu bi la, |
[00:54.260] | ta ya, shi yi ge, yi ge ting hao de xiao huo zi, |
[00:57.377] | zhen shi, ting xi huan de, |
[00:59.291] | sang zi hao, sang zi te bie de hao, |
[01:01.958] | zhi qian zou zhi qian na, |
[01:03.526] | jiu shi hui tian jin zhi qian, |
[01:05.206] | ta you liang yin, |
[01:06.555] | xian zai ke neng dao cang le, |
[01:08.154] | wo men dou shuo dao cang, dao cang wan yi hou ne, |
[01:10.099] | zhe ge liang yin ke neng bu duo le, mei you na me gao le, |
[01:12.875] | dan shi yi ran you wei, |
[01:14.284] | chang tai ping ge ci, |
[01:15.527] | zhe nin zhi dao a, de xu yao bi yin, |
[01:17.385] | a gan mao shi hou chang te bie hao, |
[01:19.824] | fen si: ha ha ha |
[01:21.147] | zhen de, zhong gan mao zui hao ting le, |
[01:23.338] | jiu zhe yang, hang zhou mei jing, xu, |
[01:28.368] | fen si: ha ha ha |
[01:29.839] | jiu jiu na zhong gan jue zui hao ting le, |
[01:31.420] | zhi dao ba, |
[01:32.272] | wo bu xing, wo bu xing, wo wo wo zhe ren ne |
[01:34.278] | chang shen me dou nv le nv qi de, shi ba |
[01:36.590] | fen si: xu |
[01:40.513] | qi shen me hong a, peng you men, |
[01:42.276] | fen si: xu |
[01:44.433] | you yi si ma? |
[01:45.617] | fen si: you |
[01:47.577] | hao ba hao ba |
[01:49.287] | fen si: ha ha ha |
[01:51.442] | bu yao zai nao le a, wo wei shi me shang lai gen da huo liao ji ju ne? |
[01:55.243] | yin wei a, wo shi fu shang ce suo la. |
[01:57.219] | fen si: ha ha ha |
[01:59.767] | ben lai shi wo shi fu jie zhe shuo na ge ren lao dao, shang ce suo le |
[02:03.650] | , wo yi qiao, wo shi fu shang ce suo le, wo shuo gan jin ba, |
[02:05.180] | huan shang da gua wo jiu shang lai gen zhe ge xiao xiong di gen da huo zai liao ji ju, |
[02:09.924] | zhe yang ba, rang wo men zhe ge xiao xiong di zai gei nin chang yi ge xiao duan, |
[02:13.496] | hao bu hao? fen si: hao |
[02:16.043] | zhun bei le ma? fen si: ha ha ha |
[02:20.607] | zhun bei le ma? a? ting jian shen me le jiu hao, |
[02:37.496] | zai chang yi ge yu bang xiang zheng, yi ge xiao duan, |
[02:39.713] | a? yi kuai chang? fen si: yi kuai chang yi kuai chang, |
[02:43.393] | wo pa wo xiang bu qi lai, rang ta chang, |
[02:47.946] | ta na wang le, wo jiu jie zhe chang, hao bu hao? |
[02:50.521] | fen si: hao |
[02:51.638] | lai, yao bu ni zhan zhe lai, ni ni ni dou gen de wei zhi, wo peng hui gen, zen me yang fen si: hao |
[03:11.547] | zuo ri li yin tian wei shui han |
[03:18.883] | chu le shui de he bang er shai zai le sha tan |
[03:24.255] | na ban xuan kong la xia le yu ying zi |
[03:30.237] | min chi shou ling wang xia qian |
[03:35.028] | na ying qian bang rou teng nan ren |
[03:40.415] | bang jia ying zui liang chi shan |
[03:45.290] | da nan bian jiu lai le yu weng yi wei |
[03:50.051] | na you yi wei yu weng shi lai dao le an bian |
[03:54.800] | ta dao shuo huan xi huan xi zhen huan xi |
[04:01.050] | zhuo lai bang er jiu jiu yu yu zi huan qian |
[04:05.600] | you yu ying la xia le zhe shang xin de lei |
[04:10.296] | ge yi sheng he bang er yao ni ting yan |
[04:15.163] | zao zhi dao luo zai le yu ren shou |
[04:20.543] | dao bu ru ni gui da hai wo shang gao shan |
[04:26.123] | ni gui da hai yin tian shui |
[04:30.841] | wo shang gao shan le an ran |
[04:35.280] | zhe jiu shi yu bang xiang zheng yu ren de li le |
[04:40.936] | ni shi shen tou rong yi shi tui tou nan |
[00:00.433] | fěn sī: xū |
[00:02.863] | fěn sī: xīn hūn kuài lè |
[00:03.652] | yuè yuè: xiè xiè xiè xiè |
[00:04.488] | fěn sī: xīn hūn kuài lè |
[00:07.490] | yuè yuè: xiè xiè dà jiě xiè xiè |
[00:09.179] | fěn sī: hā hā hā,,,,,,,, xiào shén me de ya |
[00:13.326] | |
[00:13.619] | yuè yuè: wǒ ya shàng tái gēn dà huǒ zài liáo jǐ jù, wèi shí me liáo jǐ jù ne? |
[00:17.865] | gāng cái zhè wèi xiǎo xiōng dì, tā jiào zhāng yún léi èr yé. |
[00:21.645] | liù nián qián, wǒ men gē liǎ shì hǎo péng you, |
[00:25.546] | fěn sī: hā hā hā, xū |
[00:28.793] | liù nián hòu, wǒ men gē liǎ yī rán shì hǎo péng you |
[00:32.109] | , liù nián yǐ hòu, huí lái yǐ hòu, fǎn zhèng, shuài le, shì ba? |
[00:37.866] | gāng cái wǒ men liǎng gè zài hòu tái zhào jìng zi, è wǒ, |
[00:40.792] | fěn sī: xū |
[00:45.011] | wǒ men liǎ tóng shí wǎng nà yī zhàn, |
[00:46.339] | wǒ shuō shī fū nǐ kàn wǒ men liǎ shuí shuài, |
[00:47.857] | wǒ shī fū niǔ tóu zǒu la, |
[00:50.963] | suàn la, suàn la, a, nà jiù bù bǐ la, |
[00:54.260] | tā ya, shì yí gè, yí gè tǐng hǎo de xiǎo huǒ zi, |
[00:57.377] | zhēn shì, tǐng xǐ huān de, |
[00:59.291] | sǎng zi hǎo, sǎng zi tè bié de hǎo, |
[01:01.958] | zhī qián zǒu zhī qián nà, |
[01:03.526] | jiù shì huí tiān jīn zhī qián, |
[01:05.206] | tā yǒu liàng yīn, |
[01:06.555] | xiàn zài kě néng dǎo cāng le, |
[01:08.154] | wǒ men dōu shuō dǎo cāng, dǎo cāng wán yǐ hòu ne, |
[01:10.099] | zhè gè liàng yīn kě néng bù duō le, méi yǒu nà me gāo le, |
[01:12.875] | dàn shì yī rán yǒu wèi, |
[01:14.284] | chàng tài píng gē cí, |
[01:15.527] | zhè nín zhī dào a, dé xū yào bí yīn, |
[01:17.385] | a gǎn mào shí hòu chàng tè bié hǎo, |
[01:19.824] | fěn sī: hā hā hā |
[01:21.147] | zhēn de, zhòng gǎn mào zuì hǎo tīng le, |
[01:23.338] | jiù zhè yàng, háng zhōu měi jǐng, xū, |
[01:28.368] | fěn sī: hā hā hā |
[01:29.839] | jiù jiù nà zhǒng gǎn jué zuì hǎo tīng le, |
[01:31.420] | zhī dào ba, |
[01:32.272] | wǒ bù xíng, wǒ bù xíng, wǒ wǒ wǒ zhè rén ne |
[01:34.278] | chàng shén me dōu nǚ le nǚ qì de, shì ba |
[01:36.590] | fěn sī: xū |
[01:40.513] | qǐ shén me hōng a, péng yǒu men, |
[01:42.276] | fěn sī: xū |
[01:44.433] | yǒu yì sī ma? |
[01:45.617] | fěn sī: yǒu |
[01:47.577] | hǎo ba hǎo ba |
[01:49.287] | fěn sī: hā hā hā |
[01:51.442] | bú yào zài nào le a, wǒ wèi shí me shàng lái gēn dà huǒ liáo jǐ jù ne? |
[01:55.243] | yīn wèi a, wǒ shī fū shàng cè suǒ la. |
[01:57.219] | fěn sī: hā hā hā |
[01:59.767] | běn lái shì wǒ shī fū jiē zhe shuō nà gè rèn lǎo dào, shàng cè suǒ le |
[02:03.650] | , wǒ yī qiáo, wǒ shī fū shàng cè suǒ le, wǒ shuō gǎn jǐn ba, |
[02:05.180] | huàn shàng dà guà wǒ jiù shàng lái gēn zhè gè xiǎo xiōng dì gēn dà huǒ zài liáo jǐ jù, |
[02:09.924] | zhè yàng ba, ràng wǒ men zhè gè xiǎo xiōng dì zài gěi nín chàng yí gè xiǎo duàn, |
[02:13.496] | hǎo bù hǎo? fěn sī: hǎo |
[02:16.043] | zhǔn bèi le ma? fěn sī: hā hā hā |
[02:20.607] | zhǔn bèi le ma? a? tīng jiàn shén me le jiù hǎo, |
[02:37.496] | zài chàng yí gè yù bàng xiāng zhēng, yí gè xiǎo duàn, |
[02:39.713] | a? yí kuài chàng? fěn sī: yí kuài chàng yí kuài chàng, |
[02:43.393] | wǒ pà wǒ xiǎng bù qǐ lái, ràng tā chàng, |
[02:47.946] | tā nǎ wàng le, wǒ jiù jiē zhe chàng, hǎo bù hǎo? |
[02:50.521] | fěn sī: hǎo |
[02:51.638] | lái, yào bù nǐ zhàn zhè lái, nǐ nǐ nǐ dòu gén de wèi zhì, wǒ pěng huí gén, zěn me yàng fěn sī: hǎo |
[03:11.547] | zuó rì lǐ yīn tiān wèi shuǐ hán |
[03:18.883] | chū le shuǐ de hé bàng ér shài zài le shā tān |
[03:24.255] | nà bàn xuán kōng là xià le yú yīng zi |
[03:30.237] | mǐn chì shōu líng wǎng xià qiān |
[03:35.028] | nà yīng qiān bàng ròu téng nán rěn |
[03:40.415] | bàng jiā yīng zuǐ liǎng chì shàn |
[03:45.290] | dǎ nán biān jiù lái le yú wēng yī wèi |
[03:50.051] | nà yǒu yī wèi yú wēng shì lái dào le àn biān |
[03:54.800] | tā dào shuō huān xǐ huān xǐ zhēn huān xǐ |
[04:01.050] | zhuō lái bàng ér jiù jiǔ yǔ yù zi huàn qián |
[04:05.600] | yǒu yù yīng là xià le zhè shāng xīn de lèi |
[04:10.296] | gē yī shēng hé bàng ér yào nǐ tīng yán |
[04:15.163] | zǎo zhī dao luò zài le yú rén shǒu |
[04:20.543] | dào bù rú nǐ guī dà hǎi wǒ shàng gāo shān |
[04:26.123] | nǐ guī dà hǎi yǐn tiān shuǐ |
[04:30.841] | wǒ shàng gāo shān lè ān rán |
[04:35.280] | zhè jiù shì yù bàng xiāng zhēng yú rén dé lì le |
[04:40.936] | nǐ shì shēn tóu róng yì shì tuì tóu nán |