五龙捧圣(2005.6.5 德云社大字专场)

五龙捧圣(2005.6.5 德云社大字专场) 歌词

歌曲 五龙捧圣(2005.6.5 德云社大字专场)
歌手 岳云鹏
专辑 岳云鹏相声集
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[00:27.700] 岳:那心内不明何必点灯
[00:35.800] 不孝顺父母你是念地什么经
[00:42.000] 李:打僧骂道斋得什么素
[00:47.666] 咒风骂雨充得什么僧
[00:52.300] 岳:齐州府代管齐州县
[00:58.900] 齐州县代管何家营
[01:03.800] 何家营有位何屠户
[01:09.800] 每日里宰杀是度过生营
[01:14.500] 买他一斤是多给二两
[01:20.000] 买他二斤多给半斤还有余零
[01:27.600] 何爷卖肉赔了本
[01:33.800] 回家去老母猪上了绑绳
[01:38.800] 在一旁惊动了哪几个
[01:44.000] 合:惊动了五个小畜生
[01:49.200] 李:大猪要救生身母
[01:54.500] 用嘴去咬捆猪的绳
[01:57.100] 二猪要救生身母
[02:03.300] 滴血盆摔了一个碎零丁
[02:06.600] 三猪要救生身母
[02:11.000] 叼去刀子刃咬崩
[02:15.500] 四猪要救生身母
[02:19.200] 叼块砖头锅里头扔
[02:24.500] 唯有小五猪我年幼小,
[02:28.500] 双膝跪在了地溜平.
[02:32.800] 口吐人言把何爷来叫
[02:37.800] 尊一声何爷你是听
[02:42.600] 要宰就把我们哥五个宰
[02:47.000] 留着我的老娘的命残生
[02:51.600] 我大哥倒有那一百多斤肉
[02:56.000] 我二哥八十有余零
[03:01.000] 我三哥倒有那六十多斤肉
[03:05.600] 我四哥四十也挂零
[03:09.900] 唯有小五猪我年幼小
[03:13.900] 连皮带骨二十还有于零
[03:20.300] 何爷掐一掐来算一算
[03:25.600] 哪头重来哪头轻
[03:30.000] 岳:何爷闻听吓了一跳
[03:35.600] 腹内辗转暗叮咛
[03:40.200] 披毛带掌知道行孝
[03:45.000] 那人不行孝不如畜生
[03:49.500] 我是罢罢罢来罢罢罢
[03:54.500] 从此后再也不干屠宰经营
[03:58.700] 身背老母上山去
[04:02.500] 在这桃源深处隐身形
[04:08.200] 李:要问何爷是哪一位
[04:12.000] 普西天十八罗汉第二名
[04:16.500] 岳:若问这小五猪是哪五个
[04:21.000] 它本是上方造孽五条的龙
[04:26.000] 合:我一言唱不尽这五龙捧圣
[04:29.600] 我是愿诸位居家欢笑是喜气盈盈
[00:27.700] yue: na xin nei bu ming he bi dian deng
[00:35.800] bu xiao shun fu mu ni shi nian di shen me jing
[00:42.000] li: da seng ma dao zhai de shen me su
[00:47.666] zhou feng ma yu chong de shen me seng
[00:52.300] yue: qi zhou fu dai guan qi zhou xian
[00:58.900] qi zhou xian dai guan he jia ying
[01:03.800] he jia ying you wei he tu hu
[01:09.800] mei ri li zai sha shi du guo sheng ying
[01:14.500] mai ta yi jin shi duo gei er liang
[01:20.000] mai ta er jin duo gei ban jin hai you yu ling
[01:27.600] he ye mai rou pei le ben
[01:33.800] hui jia qu lao mu zhu shang le bang sheng
[01:38.800] zai yi pang jing dong le na ji ge
[01:44.000] he: jing dong le wu ge xiao chu sheng
[01:49.200] li: da zhu yao jiu sheng shen mu
[01:54.500] yong zui qu yao kun zhu de sheng
[01:57.100] er zhu yao jiu sheng shen mu
[02:03.300] di xue pen shuai le yi ge sui ling ding
[02:06.600] san zhu yao jiu sheng shen mu
[02:11.000] diao qu dao zi ren yao beng
[02:15.500] si zhu yao jiu sheng shen mu
[02:19.200] diao kuai zhuan tou guo li tou reng
[02:24.500] wei you xiao wu zhu wo nian you xiao,
[02:28.500] shuang xi gui zai le di liu ping.
[02:32.800] kou tu ren yan ba he ye lai jiao
[02:37.800] zun yi sheng he ye ni shi ting
[02:42.600] yao zai jiu ba wo men ge wu ge zai
[02:47.000] liu zhe wo de lao niang de ming can sheng
[02:51.600] wo da ge dao you na yi bai duo jin rou
[02:56.000] wo er ge ba shi you yu ling
[03:01.000] wo san ge dao you na liu shi duo jin rou
[03:05.600] wo si ge si shi ye gua ling
[03:09.900] wei you xiao wu zhu wo nian you xiao
[03:13.900] lian pi dai gu er shi hai you yu ling
[03:20.300] he ye qia yi qia lai suan yi suan
[03:25.600] na tou chong lai na tou qing
[03:30.000] yue: he ye wen ting xia le yi tiao
[03:35.600] fu nei zhan zhuan an ding ning
[03:40.200] pi mao dai zhang zhi dao heng xiao
[03:45.000] na ren bu xing xiao bu ru chu sheng
[03:49.500] wo shi ba ba ba lai ba ba ba
[03:54.500] cong ci hou zai ye bu gan tu zai jing ying
[03:58.700] shen bei lao mu shang shan qu
[04:02.500] zai zhe tao yuan shen chu yin shen xing
[04:08.200] li: yao wen he ye shi na yi wei
[04:12.000] pu xi tian shi ba luo han di er ming
[04:16.500] yue: ruo wen zhe xiao wu zhu shi na wu ge
[04:21.000] ta ben shi shang fang zao nie wu tiao de long
[04:26.000] he: wo yi yan chang bu jin zhe wu long peng sheng
[04:29.600] wo shi yuan zhu wei ju jia huan xiao shi xi qi ying ying
[00:27.700] yuè: nà xīn nèi bù míng hé bì diǎn dēng
[00:35.800] bù xiào shùn fù mǔ nǐ shì niàn dì shén me jīng
[00:42.000] lǐ: dǎ sēng mà dào zhāi dé shén me sù
[00:47.666] zhòu fēng mà yǔ chōng dé shén me sēng
[00:52.300] yuè: qí zhōu fǔ dài guǎn qí zhōu xiàn
[00:58.900] qí zhōu xiàn dài guǎn hé jiā yíng
[01:03.800] hé jiā yíng yǒu wèi hé tú hù
[01:09.800] měi rì lǐ zǎi shā shì dù guò shēng yíng
[01:14.500] mǎi tā yī jīn shì duō gěi èr liǎng
[01:20.000] mǎi tā èr jīn duō gěi bàn jīn hái yǒu yú líng
[01:27.600] hé yé mài ròu péi le běn
[01:33.800] huí jiā qù lǎo mǔ zhū shàng le bǎng shéng
[01:38.800] zài yī páng jīng dòng le nǎ jǐ gè
[01:44.000] hé: jīng dòng le wǔ gè xiǎo chù shēng
[01:49.200] lǐ: dà zhū yào jiù shēng shēn mǔ
[01:54.500] yòng zuǐ qù yǎo kǔn zhū de shéng
[01:57.100] èr zhū yào jiù shēng shēn mǔ
[02:03.300] dī xuè pén shuāi le yí gè suì líng dīng
[02:06.600] sān zhū yào jiù shēng shēn mǔ
[02:11.000] diāo qù dāo zi rèn yǎo bēng
[02:15.500] sì zhū yào jiù shēng shēn mǔ
[02:19.200] diāo kuài zhuān tóu guō lǐ tou rēng
[02:24.500] wéi yǒu xiǎo wǔ zhū wǒ nián yòu xiǎo,
[02:28.500] shuāng xī guì zài le dì liū píng.
[02:32.800] kǒu tǔ rén yán bǎ hé yé lái jiào
[02:37.800] zūn yī shēng hé yé nǐ shì tīng
[02:42.600] yào zǎi jiù bǎ wǒ men gē wǔ gè zǎi
[02:47.000] liú zhe wǒ de lǎo niáng de mìng cán shēng
[02:51.600] wǒ dà gē dào yǒu nà yī bǎi duō jīn ròu
[02:56.000] wǒ èr gē bā shí yǒu yú líng
[03:01.000] wǒ sān gē dào yǒu nà liù shí duō jīn ròu
[03:05.600] wǒ sì gē sì shí yě guà líng
[03:09.900] wéi yǒu xiǎo wǔ zhū wǒ nián yòu xiǎo
[03:13.900] lián pí dài gǔ èr shí hái yǒu yú líng
[03:20.300] hé yé qiā yī qiā lái suàn yī suàn
[03:25.600] nǎ tóu chóng lái nǎ tóu qīng
[03:30.000] yuè: hé yé wén tīng xià le yī tiào
[03:35.600] fù nèi zhǎn zhuǎn àn dīng níng
[03:40.200] pī máo dài zhǎng zhī dào héng xiào
[03:45.000] nà rén bù xíng xiào bù rú chù shēng
[03:49.500] wǒ shì bà bà bà lái bà bà bà
[03:54.500] cóng cǐ hòu zài yě bù gàn tú zǎi jīng yíng
[03:58.700] shēn bèi lǎo mǔ shàng shān qù
[04:02.500] zài zhè táo yuán shēn chù yǐn shēn xíng
[04:08.200] lǐ: yào wèn hé yé shì nǎ yī wèi
[04:12.000] pǔ xī tiān shí bā luó hàn dì èr míng
[04:16.500] yuè: ruò wèn zhè xiǎo wǔ zhū shì nǎ wǔ gè
[04:21.000] tā běn shì shàng fāng zào niè wǔ tiáo de lóng
[04:26.000] hé: wǒ yī yán chàng bù jìn zhè wǔ lóng pěng shèng
[04:29.600] wǒ shì yuàn zhū wèi jū jiā huān xiào shì xǐ qì yíng yíng
五龙捧圣(2005.6.5 德云社大字专场) 歌词
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