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[00:40.836] | 一出生迫不得已 孭書包孭出骨刺 |
[00:44.52] | 雞精班催谷低智 爭取表格入學試 |
[00:47.216] | 高中小公主鍾意 兜巴星巴巴吵耳 |
[00:50.480] | 卑躬加屈膝九次 被虐待當戀愛史 |
[00:53.544] | 心情跌出新低也依起副牙 |
[00:59.312] | 死人冧樓都需要黑色笑話 |
[01:05.284] | 快樂有代價嗎? 嘻嘻哈哈 青春威化 |
[01:09.205] | 令網絡打手 每個憤青冷靜吓 |
[01:12.463] | 笑一笑 嘻嘻哈哈 苦瓜也消化它 |
[01:16.879] | 再差 我孖你孖你笑住插花 |
[01:19.487] | 嘻嘻哈哈 金毛街霸 |
[01:22.48] | 或政治專家 句句廢話與大話 |
[01:25.512] | 上街去喪笑有咁誇得咁誇 別要被壓力壓力壓力綁架 |
[01:45.642] | 給公司天天綁票 工資都不足車票 |
[01:48.903] | 聽不出一聲心跳 打咭機就日日跳 |
[01:52.72] | 高飛的青春小鳥 鵪鶉得終於死了 |
[01:55.339] | 廣東歌都失蹤了 電視劇冇新戲橋 |
[01:58.451] | 生存太多東西也水準以下 |
[02:04.981] | 堅持到死都需要表演笑話 |
[02:10.150] | 快樂有代價嗎? 嘻嘻哈哈 青春威化 |
[02:14.70] | 令網絡打手 每個憤青冷靜吓 |
[02:17.281] | 笑一笑 嘻嘻哈哈 苦瓜也消化它 |
[02:21.748] | 再差 我孖你孖你笑住插花 |
[02:24.360] | 嘻嘻哈哈 金毛街霸 |
[02:26.971] | 或政治專家 句句廢話與大話 |
[02:30.388] | 上街去喪笑有咁誇得咁誇 |
[02:33.507] | 別要被壓力壓力壓力綁架 |
[03:18.451] | 快樂有代價嗎? 嘻嘻哈哈 雙星鬼馬 |
[03:21.665] | 就算扮小丑 趣怪跣低有用吧 |
[03:25.392] | 喊包也 嘻嘻哈哈 傷心也聽笑話 |
[03:29.908] | 笑啦 老一歲以後你就老花 |
[03:32.224] | 嘻嘻哈哈 一聲之嘛 |
[03:35.88] | 就算用拐杖 腦退化都要活下 |
[03:38.347] | 最好笑去到葬禮嘻一個哈 仲笑住笑住笑住笑住 |
[03:43.66] | 笑住笑住笑住笑住笑住笑住笑住笑住 火化 |
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[00:40.836] | yi chu sheng po bu de yi mie shu bao mie chu gu ci |
[00:44.52] | ji jing ban cui gu di zhi zheng qu biao ge ru xue shi |
[00:47.216] | gao zhong xiao gong zhu zhong yi dou ba xing ba ba chao er |
[00:50.480] | bei gong jia qu xi jiu ci bei nue dai dang lian ai shi |
[00:53.544] | xin qing die chu xin di ye yi qi fu ya |
[00:59.312] | si ren lin lou dou xu yao hei se xiao hua |
[01:05.284] | kuai le you dai jia ma? xi xi ha ha qing chun wei hua |
[01:09.205] | ling wang luo da shou mei ge fen qing leng jing xia |
[01:12.463] | xiao yi xiao xi xi ha ha ku gua ye xiao hua ta |
[01:16.879] | zai cha wo ma ni ma ni xiao zhu cha hua |
[01:19.487] | xi xi ha ha jin mao jie ba |
[01:22.48] | huo zheng zhi zhuan jia ju ju fei hua yu da hua |
[01:25.512] | shang jie qu sang xiao you han kua de han kua bie yao bei ya li ya li ya li bang jia |
[01:45.642] | gei gong si tian tian bang piao gong zi dou bu zu che piao |
[01:48.903] | ting bu chu yi sheng xin tiao da ji ji jiu ri ri tiao |
[01:52.72] | gao fei de qing chun xiao niao an chun de zhong yu si le |
[01:55.339] | guang dong ge dou shi zong le dian shi ju mao xin xi qiao |
[01:58.451] | sheng cun tai duo dong xi ye shui zhun yi xia |
[02:04.981] | jian chi dao si dou xu yao biao yan xiao hua |
[02:10.150] | kuai le you dai jia ma? xi xi ha ha qing chun wei hua |
[02:14.70] | ling wang luo da shou mei ge fen qing leng jing xia |
[02:17.281] | xiao yi xiao xi xi ha ha ku gua ye xiao hua ta |
[02:21.748] | zai cha wo ma ni ma ni xiao zhu cha hua |
[02:24.360] | xi xi ha ha jin mao jie ba |
[02:26.971] | huo zheng zhi zhuan jia ju ju fei hua yu da hua |
[02:30.388] | shang jie qu sang xiao you han kua de han kua |
[02:33.507] | bie yao bei ya li ya li ya li bang jia |
[03:18.451] | kuai le you dai jia ma? xi xi ha ha shuang xing gui ma |
[03:21.665] | jiu suan ban xiao chou qu guai xian di you yong ba |
[03:25.392] | han bao ye xi xi ha ha shang xin ye ting xiao hua |
[03:29.908] | xiao la lao yi sui yi hou ni jiu lao hua |
[03:32.224] | xi xi ha ha yi sheng zhi ma |
[03:35.88] | jiu suan yong guai zhang nao tui hua dou yao huo xia |
[03:38.347] | zui hao xiao qu dao zang li xi yi ge ha zhong xiao zhu xiao zhu xiao zhu xiao zhu |
[03:43.66] | xiao zhu xiao zhu xiao zhu xiao zhu xiao zhu xiao zhu xiao zhu xiao zhu huo hua |
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[00:40.836] | yī chū shēng pò bù dé yǐ miē shū bāo miē chū gǔ cì |
[00:44.52] | jī jīng bān cuī gǔ dī zhì zhēng qǔ biǎo gé rù xué shì |
[00:47.216] | gāo zhōng xiǎo gōng zhǔ zhōng yì dōu bā xīng bā bā chǎo ěr |
[00:50.480] | bēi gōng jiā qū xī jiǔ cì bèi nüè dài dāng liàn ài shǐ |
[00:53.544] | xīn qíng diē chū xīn dī yě yī qǐ fù yá |
[00:59.312] | sǐ rén lín lóu dōu xū yào hēi sè xiào huà |
[01:05.284] | kuài lè yǒu dài jià ma? xī xī hā hā qīng chūn wēi huà |
[01:09.205] | lìng wǎng luò dǎ shǒu měi gè fèn qīng lěng jìng xià |
[01:12.463] | xiào yī xiào xī xī hā hā kǔ guā yě xiāo huà tā |
[01:16.879] | zài chà wǒ mā nǐ mā nǐ xiào zhù chā huā |
[01:19.487] | xī xī hā hā jīn máo jiē bà |
[01:22.48] | huò zhèng zhì zhuān jiā jù jù fèi huà yǔ dà huà |
[01:25.512] | shàng jiē qù sàng xiào yǒu hán kuā dé hán kuā bié yào bèi yā lì yā lì yā lì bǎng jià |
[01:45.642] | gěi gōng sī tiān tiān bǎng piào gōng zī dōu bù zú chē piào |
[01:48.903] | tīng bù chū yī shēng xīn tiào dǎ jī jī jiù rì rì tiào |
[01:52.72] | gāo fēi de qīng chūn xiǎo niǎo ān chún dé zhōng yú sǐ le |
[01:55.339] | guǎng dōng gē dōu shī zōng le diàn shì jù mǎo xīn xì qiáo |
[01:58.451] | shēng cún tài duō dōng xī yě shuǐ zhǔn yǐ xià |
[02:04.981] | jiān chí dào sǐ dōu xū yào biǎo yǎn xiào huà |
[02:10.150] | kuài lè yǒu dài jià ma? xī xī hā hā qīng chūn wēi huà |
[02:14.70] | lìng wǎng luò dǎ shǒu měi gè fèn qīng lěng jìng xià |
[02:17.281] | xiào yī xiào xī xī hā hā kǔ guā yě xiāo huà tā |
[02:21.748] | zài chà wǒ mā nǐ mā nǐ xiào zhù chā huā |
[02:24.360] | xī xī hā hā jīn máo jiē bà |
[02:26.971] | huò zhèng zhì zhuān jiā jù jù fèi huà yǔ dà huà |
[02:30.388] | shàng jiē qù sàng xiào yǒu hán kuā dé hán kuā |
[02:33.507] | bié yào bèi yā lì yā lì yā lì bǎng jià |
[03:18.451] | kuài lè yǒu dài jià ma? xī xī hā hā shuāng xīng guǐ mǎ |
[03:21.665] | jiù suàn bàn xiǎo chǒu qù guài xiǎn dī yǒu yòng ba |
[03:25.392] | hǎn bāo yě xī xī hā hā shāng xīn yě tīng xiào huà |
[03:29.908] | xiào la lǎo yī suì yǐ hòu nǐ jiù lǎo huā |
[03:32.224] | xī xī hā hā yī shēng zhī ma |
[03:35.88] | jiù suàn yòng guǎi zhàng nǎo tuì huà dōu yào huó xià |
[03:38.347] | zuì hǎo xiào qù dào zàng lǐ xī yī gè hā zhòng xiào zhù xiào zhù xiào zhù xiào zhù |
[03:43.66] | xiào zhù xiào zhù xiào zhù xiào zhù xiào zhù xiào zhù xiào zhù xiào zhù huǒ huà |