四月一号的杭州日报

四月一号的杭州日报 歌词

歌曲 四月一号的杭州日报
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[00:12.266] 今天是几号 就不告诉你
[00:14.579] 愚人节是几号 ¥#%&*&
[00:16.855] 今天是几号 哈哈
[00:19.251] 愚人节是几号 4月1号
[00:21.564] 这报纸报纸报纸报纸 都是玩笑
[00:24.126] 鸡翅中鸡大腿 都是人造
[00:26.555] 这报纸报纸报纸报纸 只要五毛
[00:28.934] 封面人大代表我没有投票
[00:31.380] 我算了算今天有蹊跷的事情发生
[00:33.759] 福尔摩斯带着华生推开雷峰塔的大门
[00:36.105] 只开了一半 采访车都停在了对岸
[00:38.500] 看新闻晕头转向 你是专家还是醉汉
[00:40.979] 我闲不住了走上街了到处闲逛
[00:43.443] 喝喝茶 赏赏花到最后让人忘了现状
[00:45.890] 手机被人偷 才是你的大手笔
[00:48.116] 拥有品质之城的头衔那干嘛还要手机
[00:50.680] 手里报纸翻来翻去找不到娱乐版
[00:52.764] 天桥下地道口六公园找不到流浪汉
[00:55.344] 再流浪也怕会吃到扔掉的假鸡蛋假鸡翅
[00:57.940] 看看我的大腿 居然也是人造的
[01:00.320] 土地变成故居当故居变成古迹
[01:02.631] 仿冒烂尾的粉刷像七年之痒的夫妻
[01:05.227] 小心天上掉下个牌坊 我哼着小曲走路
[01:07.590] 这日期愚人节 听起来有点恐怖
[01:14.915] 今天是几号 4月1号
[01:17.110] 愚人节是几号 4月1号
[01:19.639] 今天是几号 4月1号
[01:22.035] 愚人节是几号 4月1号
[01:24.447] 这报纸报纸报纸报纸 都是玩笑
[01:26.843] 鸡翅中鸡大腿 都是人造
[01:29.289] 这报纸报纸报纸报纸 只要五毛
[01:31.734] 封面人大代表我没有投票
[01:34.197] 我顺手拿起手边的那份杭州日报
[01:36.424] 乍看笔调 和布局还是那么老套
[01:38.870] 又粗又黑的头条 和男性女性的广告
[01:41.317] 首版的那个人大代表我应该没有投票
[01:43.779] 我越 看就越 感到其实非常欢乐
[01:46.192] 低俗的新闻 生活的玩笑 任你猜测
[01:48.403] 人间天堂已经成为全国第二火炉
[01:50.933] 您可 来西湖看海 看科 幻片得中央一套
[01:53.714] 钱江三桥坍塌因为霸天虎 thats true
[01:55.875] 想保护 地球去蓝翔学技术
[01:58.002] 我的世界亦真亦假一虚一实好似武林奥义
[02:00.682] 到底 谁能到顶 那愚人峰登峰 造极
[02:03.144] 这些谜题除了走进科学 谁也无法解决
[02:05.725] 真相只有一个 我 可以放弃一切
[02:08.154] 咬牙切 齿 现实就是卑鄙无耻
[02:10.567] 我笑不露 齿 那日报的日期 4月1号
[02:13.129] Bridge:Dj LJ
[02:24.814] 今天是几号 4月1号
[02:27.177] 愚人节是几号 4月1号
[02:29.623] 今天是几号 4月1号
[02:32.051] 愚人节是几号 4月1号
[02:34.447] 这报纸报纸报纸报纸 都是玩笑
[02:36.826] 鸡翅中鸡大腿 都是人造
[02:39.358] 这报纸报纸报纸报纸 只要五毛
[02:41.585] 封面人大代表我没有投票
[02:44.081] 今天是几号 4月1号
[02:46.426] 愚人节是几号 4月1号
[02:48.839] 今天是几号 4月1号
[02:51.425] 愚人节是几号 4月1号
[02:53.637] 这报纸报纸报纸报纸 都是玩笑
[02:56.186] 鸡翅中鸡大腿 都是人造
[02:58.512] 这报纸报纸报纸报纸 只要五毛
[03:00.941] 封面人大代表我没有投票
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[00:12.266] jin tian shi ji hao jiu bu gao su ni
[00:14.579] yu ren jie shi ji hao
[00:16.855] jin tian shi ji hao ha ha
[00:19.251] yu ren jie shi ji hao 4 yue 1 hao
[00:21.564] zhe bao zhi bao zhi bao zhi bao zhi dou shi wan xiao
[00:24.126] ji chi zhong ji da tui dou shi ren zao
[00:26.555] zhe bao zhi bao zhi bao zhi bao zhi zhi yao wu mao
[00:28.934] feng mian ren da dai biao wo mei you tou piao
[00:31.380] wo suan le suan jin tian you qi qiao de shi qing fa sheng
[00:33.759] fu er mo si dai zhe hua sheng tui kai lei feng ta de da men
[00:36.105] zhi kai le yi ban cai fang che dou ting zai le dui an
[00:38.500] kan xin wen yun tou zhuan xiang ni shi zhuan jia hai shi zui han
[00:40.979] wo xian bu zhu le zou shang jie le dao chu xian guang
[00:43.443] he he cha shang shang hua dao zui hou rang ren wang le xian zhuang
[00:45.890] shou ji bei ren tou cai shi ni de da shou bi
[00:48.116] yong you pin zhi zhi cheng de tou xian na gan ma hai yao shou ji
[00:50.680] shou li bao zhi fan lai fan qu zhao bu dao yu le ban
[00:52.764] tian qiao xia di dao kou liu gong yuan zhao bu dao liu lang han
[00:55.344] zai liu lang ye pa hui chi dao reng diao de jia ji dan jia ji chi
[00:57.940] kan kan wo de da tui ju ran ye shi ren zao de
[01:00.320] tu di bian cheng gu ju dang gu ju bian cheng gu ji
[01:02.631] fang mao lan wei de fen shua xiang qi nian zhi yang de fu qi
[01:05.227] xiao xin tian shang diao xia ge pai fang wo heng zhe xiao qu zou lu
[01:07.590] zhe ri qi yu ren jie ting qi lai you dian kong bu
[01:14.915] jin tian shi ji hao 4 yue 1 hao
[01:17.110] yu ren jie shi ji hao 4 yue 1 hao
[01:19.639] jin tian shi ji hao 4 yue 1 hao
[01:22.035] yu ren jie shi ji hao 4 yue 1 hao
[01:24.447] zhe bao zhi bao zhi bao zhi bao zhi dou shi wan xiao
[01:26.843] ji chi zhong ji da tui dou shi ren zao
[01:29.289] zhe bao zhi bao zhi bao zhi bao zhi zhi yao wu mao
[01:31.734] feng mian ren da dai biao wo mei you tou piao
[01:34.197] wo shun shou na qi shou bian de na fen hang zhou ri bao
[01:36.424] zha kan bi diao he bu ju hai shi na me lao tao
[01:38.870] you cu you hei de tou tiao he nan xing nv xing de guang gao
[01:41.317] shou ban de na ge ren da dai biao wo ying gai mei you tou piao
[01:43.779] wo yue kan jiu yue gan dao qi shi fei chang huan le
[01:46.192] di su de xin wen sheng huo de wan xiao ren ni cai ce
[01:48.403] ren jian tian tang yi jing cheng wei quan guo di er huo lu
[01:50.933] nin ke lai xi hu kan hai kan ke huan pian de zhong yang yi tao
[01:53.714] qian jiang san qiao tan ta yin wei ba tian hu thats true
[01:55.875] xiang bao hu di qiu qu lan xiang xue ji shu
[01:58.002] wo de shi jie yi zhen yi jia yi xu yi shi hao si wu lin ao yi
[02:00.682] dao di shui neng dao ding na yu ren feng deng feng zao ji
[02:03.144] zhei xie mi ti chu le zou jin ke xue shui ye wu fa jie jue
[02:05.725] zhen xiang zhi you yi ge wo ke yi fang qi yi qie
[02:08.154] yao ya qie chi xian shi jiu shi bei bi wu chi
[02:10.567] wo xiao bu lu chi na ri bao de ri qi 4 yue 1 hao
[02:13.129] Bridge: Dj LJ
[02:24.814] jin tian shi ji hao 4 yue 1 hao
[02:27.177] yu ren jie shi ji hao 4 yue 1 hao
[02:29.623] jin tian shi ji hao 4 yue 1 hao
[02:32.051] yu ren jie shi ji hao 4 yue 1 hao
[02:34.447] zhe bao zhi bao zhi bao zhi bao zhi dou shi wan xiao
[02:36.826] ji chi zhong ji da tui dou shi ren zao
[02:39.358] zhe bao zhi bao zhi bao zhi bao zhi zhi yao wu mao
[02:41.585] feng mian ren da dai biao wo mei you tou piao
[02:44.081] jin tian shi ji hao 4 yue 1 hao
[02:46.426] yu ren jie shi ji hao 4 yue 1 hao
[02:48.839] jin tian shi ji hao 4 yue 1 hao
[02:51.425] yu ren jie shi ji hao 4 yue 1 hao
[02:53.637] zhe bao zhi bao zhi bao zhi bao zhi dou shi wan xiao
[02:56.186] ji chi zhong ji da tui dou shi ren zao
[02:58.512] zhe bao zhi bao zhi bao zhi bao zhi zhi yao wu mao
[03:00.941] feng mian ren da dai biao wo mei you tou piao
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[00:12.266] jīn tiān shì jǐ hào jiù bù gào sù nǐ
[00:14.579] yú rén jié shì jǐ hào
[00:16.855] jīn tiān shì jǐ hào hā hā
[00:19.251] yú rén jié shì jǐ hào 4 yuè 1 hào
[00:21.564] zhè bào zhǐ bào zhǐ bào zhǐ bào zhǐ dōu shì wán xiào
[00:24.126] jī chì zhōng jī dà tuǐ dōu shì rén zào
[00:26.555] zhè bào zhǐ bào zhǐ bào zhǐ bào zhǐ zhǐ yào wǔ máo
[00:28.934] fēng miàn rén dà dài biǎo wǒ méi yǒu tóu piào
[00:31.380] wǒ suàn le suàn jīn tiān yǒu qī qiāo de shì qíng fā shēng
[00:33.759] fú ěr mó sī dài zhe huá shēng tuī kāi léi fēng tǎ de dà mén
[00:36.105] zhǐ kāi le yī bàn cǎi fǎng chē dōu tíng zài le duì àn
[00:38.500] kàn xīn wén yūn tóu zhuàn xiàng nǐ shì zhuān jiā hái shì zuì hàn
[00:40.979] wǒ xián bú zhù le zǒu shàng jiē le dào chù xián guàng
[00:43.443] hē hē chá shǎng shǎng huā dào zuì hòu ràng rén wàng le xiàn zhuàng
[00:45.890] shǒu jī bèi rén tōu cái shì nǐ de dà shǒu bǐ
[00:48.116] yōng yǒu pǐn zhì zhī chéng de tóu xián nà gàn ma hái yào shǒu jī
[00:50.680] shǒu lǐ bào zhǐ fān lái fān qù zhǎo bu dào yú lè bǎn
[00:52.764] tiān qiáo xià dì dào kǒu liù gōng yuán zhǎo bu dào liú làng hàn
[00:55.344] zài liú làng yě pà huì chī dào rēng diào de jiǎ jī dàn jiǎ jī chì
[00:57.940] kàn kàn wǒ de dà tuǐ jū rán yě shì rén zào de
[01:00.320] tǔ dì biàn chéng gù jū dāng gù jū biàn chéng gǔ jī
[01:02.631] fǎng mào làn wěi de fěn shuā xiàng qī nián zhī yǎng de fū qī
[01:05.227] xiǎo xīn tiān shàng diào xià gè pái fāng wǒ hēng zhe xiǎo qǔ zǒu lù
[01:07.590] zhè rì qī yú rén jié tīng qǐ lái yǒu diǎn kǒng bù
[01:14.915] jīn tiān shì jǐ hào 4 yuè 1 hào
[01:17.110] yú rén jié shì jǐ hào 4 yuè 1 hào
[01:19.639] jīn tiān shì jǐ hào 4 yuè 1 hào
[01:22.035] yú rén jié shì jǐ hào 4 yuè 1 hào
[01:24.447] zhè bào zhǐ bào zhǐ bào zhǐ bào zhǐ dōu shì wán xiào
[01:26.843] jī chì zhōng jī dà tuǐ dōu shì rén zào
[01:29.289] zhè bào zhǐ bào zhǐ bào zhǐ bào zhǐ zhǐ yào wǔ máo
[01:31.734] fēng miàn rén dà dài biǎo wǒ méi yǒu tóu piào
[01:34.197] wǒ shùn shǒu ná qǐ shǒu biān de nà fèn háng zhōu rì bào
[01:36.424] zhà kàn bǐ diào hé bù jú hái shì nà me lǎo tào
[01:38.870] yòu cū yòu hēi de tóu tiáo hé nán xìng nǚ xìng de guǎng gào
[01:41.317] shǒu bǎn de nà gè rén dà dài biǎo wǒ yīng gāi méi yǒu tóu piào
[01:43.779] wǒ yuè kàn jiù yuè gǎn dào qí shí fēi cháng huān lè
[01:46.192] dī sú de xīn wén shēng huó de wán xiào rèn nǐ cāi cè
[01:48.403] rén jiān tiān táng yǐ jīng chéng wéi quán guó dì èr huǒ lú
[01:50.933] nín kě lái xī hú kàn hǎi kàn kē huàn piàn dé zhòng yāng yī tào
[01:53.714] qián jiāng sān qiáo tān tā yīn wèi bà tiān hǔ thats true
[01:55.875] xiǎng bǎo hù dì qiú qù lán xiáng xué jì shù
[01:58.002] wǒ de shì jiè yì zhēn yì jiǎ yī xū yī shí hǎo sì wǔ lín ào yì
[02:00.682] dào dǐ shuí néng dào dǐng nà yú rén fēng dēng fēng zào jí
[02:03.144] zhèi xiē mí tí chú le zǒu jìn kē xué shuí yě wú fǎ jiě jué
[02:05.725] zhēn xiàng zhǐ yǒu yí gè wǒ kě yǐ fàng qì yī qiè
[02:08.154] yǎo yá qiè chǐ xiàn shí jiù shì bēi bǐ wú chǐ
[02:10.567] wǒ xiào bù lù chǐ nà rì bào de rì qī 4 yuè 1 hào
[02:13.129] Bridge: Dj LJ
[02:24.814] jīn tiān shì jǐ hào 4 yuè 1 hào
[02:27.177] yú rén jié shì jǐ hào 4 yuè 1 hào
[02:29.623] jīn tiān shì jǐ hào 4 yuè 1 hào
[02:32.051] yú rén jié shì jǐ hào 4 yuè 1 hào
[02:34.447] zhè bào zhǐ bào zhǐ bào zhǐ bào zhǐ dōu shì wán xiào
[02:36.826] jī chì zhōng jī dà tuǐ dōu shì rén zào
[02:39.358] zhè bào zhǐ bào zhǐ bào zhǐ bào zhǐ zhǐ yào wǔ máo
[02:41.585] fēng miàn rén dà dài biǎo wǒ méi yǒu tóu piào
[02:44.081] jīn tiān shì jǐ hào 4 yuè 1 hào
[02:46.426] yú rén jié shì jǐ hào 4 yuè 1 hào
[02:48.839] jīn tiān shì jǐ hào 4 yuè 1 hào
[02:51.425] yú rén jié shì jǐ hào 4 yuè 1 hào
[02:53.637] zhè bào zhǐ bào zhǐ bào zhǐ bào zhǐ dōu shì wán xiào
[02:56.186] jī chì zhōng jī dà tuǐ dōu shì rén zào
[02:58.512] zhè bào zhǐ bào zhǐ bào zhǐ bào zhǐ zhǐ yào wǔ máo
[03:00.941] fēng miàn rén dà dài biǎo wǒ méi yǒu tóu piào
四月一号的杭州日报 歌词
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