懒音哥

歌曲 懒音哥
歌手 梁汉文
专辑 #20

歌词

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[00:19.300] 沟通机能 全面退化
[00:22.120] 别人笑我 贯籍尼加拉瓜
[00:25.490] 话说广东话超人全部爆炸
[00:29.300] 命朋友替我 入报发音班
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[00:32.630] 音准与咬字逐句 逐句再锻链
[00:36.240] 锻链为了某日入伍 粤语扞卫战
[00:39.460] 从头让我受教导 但怕若努力过度
[00:42.890] 在半路流落印度 话要食个食个咖哩「国」
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[00:49.370] 一蚊鸡 三斤龟 边个贵
[00:51.940] 从来自细 悭得悭 龟跟鬼 边去计
[00:55.590] 长期鼻涕阻塞心肺 脷筋黐错位
[01:03.350] 紧急中 应该拣 边个掣 时时揿错　
[01:07.280] 咁样样 不等於 低智慧
[01:09.960] 到我去考你 你试试 唱唱这首歌
[01:13.350] 点解点解 我要去 要向你讲清楚 
[01:16.920] 「典解」的典故
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[01:34.229] 马虎可能 遗害百世
[01:37.370] 问题我韵母 未能分高低
[01:40.789] 为了广东话安危 防围设计
[01:44.490] 实行母语制 重要教乖仔
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[01:48.289] 音准与咬字绝对 绝对要训练
[01:51.289] 训练为了某日入伍 粤语扞卫战
[01:54.670] 由头让你受教导 定要让老豆仰慕
[01:58.120] 别教坏邻座细路 话坐地铁地铁去「不割」
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[02:04.580] 一蚊鸡 三斤龟 边个贵
[02:07.210] 从来自细 悭得悭 龟跟鬼 边去计
[02:10.810] 长期鼻涕阻塞心肺 脷筋黐错位
[02:18.740] 紧急中 应该拣 边个掣 时时揿错　
[02:22.329] 咁样样 不等於 低智慧
[02:25.180] 到我去考你 你试试 唱唱这首歌
[02:28.550] 点解点解 我要去 要向你讲清楚 
[02:32.110] 「典解」的典故
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[02:49.400] 一蚊鸡 三斤龟 边个贵
[02:51.840] 从来自细 悭得悭 龟跟鬼 边去计
[02:55.530] 胡言乱语讲足一世 来委屈各位
[03:03.470] 想开口 都等等 都计计 
[03:06.120] 为何做到 咁样样 逼洗底 边个制
[03:09.790] 到我去考你 你试试 唱唱这首歌
[03:13.340] 咁样咁样 你会你会你会 好清楚
[03:16.930] 「典解」的典故
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拼音

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[00:19.300] gōu tōng jī néng  quán miàn tuì huà
[00:22.120] bié rén xiào wǒ  guàn jí ní jiā lā guā
[00:25.490] huà shuō guǎng dōng huà chāo rén quán bù bào zhà
[00:29.300] mìng péng yǒu tì wǒ  rù bào fā yīn bān
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[00:32.630] yīn zhǔn yǔ yǎo zì zhú jù  zhú jù zài duàn liàn
[00:36.240] duàn liàn wèi le mǒu rì rù wǔ  yuè yǔ gǎn wèi zhàn
[00:39.460] cóng tóu ràng wǒ shòu jiào dǎo  dàn pà ruò nǔ lì guò dù
[00:42.890] zài bàn lù liú luò yìn dù  huà yào shí gè shí gè kā li guó
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[00:49.370] yī wén jī  sān jīn guī  biān gè guì
[00:51.940] cóng lái zì xì  qiān dé qiān  guī gēn guǐ  biān qù jì
[00:55.590] cháng qī bí tì zǔ sè xīn fèi  lì jīn chī cuò wèi
[01:03.350] jǐn jí zhōng  yīng gāi jiǎn  biān gè chè  shí shí qìn cuò　
[01:07.280] hán yàng yàng  bù děng yú  dī zhì huì
[01:09.960] dào wǒ qù kǎo nǐ  nǐ shì shì  chàng chàng zhè shǒu gē
[01:13.350] diǎn jiě diǎn jiě  wǒ yào qù  yào xiàng nǐ jiǎng qīng chǔ 
[01:16.920] diǎn jiě de diǎn gù
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[01:34.229] mǎ hǔ kě néng  yí hài bǎi shì
[01:37.370] wèn tí wǒ yùn mǔ  wèi néng fēn gāo dī
[01:40.789] wèi le guǎng dōng huà ān wēi  fáng wéi shè jì
[01:44.490] shí xíng mǔ yǔ zhì  zhòng yào jiào guāi zǐ
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[01:48.289] yīn zhǔn yǔ yǎo zì jué duì  jué duì yào xùn liàn
[01:51.289] xùn liàn wèi le mǒu rì rù wǔ  yuè yǔ gǎn wèi zhàn
[01:54.670] yóu tou ràng nǐ shòu jiào dǎo  dìng yào ràng lǎo dòu yǎng mù
[01:58.120] bié jiào huài lín zuò xì lù  huà zuò dì tiě dì tiě qù bù gē
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[02:04.580] yī wén jī  sān jīn guī  biān gè guì
[02:07.210] cóng lái zì xì  qiān dé qiān  guī gēn guǐ  biān qù jì
[02:10.810] cháng qī bí tì zǔ sè xīn fèi  lì jīn chī cuò wèi
[02:18.740] jǐn jí zhōng  yīng gāi jiǎn  biān gè chè  shí shí qìn cuò　
[02:22.329] hán yàng yàng  bù děng yú  dī zhì huì
[02:25.180] dào wǒ qù kǎo nǐ  nǐ shì shì  chàng chàng zhè shǒu gē
[02:28.550] diǎn jiě diǎn jiě  wǒ yào qù  yào xiàng nǐ jiǎng qīng chǔ 
[02:32.110] diǎn jiě de diǎn gù
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[02:49.400] yī wén jī  sān jīn guī  biān gè guì
[02:51.840] cóng lái zì xì  qiān dé qiān  guī gēn guǐ  biān qù jì
[02:55.530] hú yán luàn yǔ jiǎng zú yī shì  lái wěi qū gè wèi
[03:03.470] xiǎng kāi kǒu  dōu děng děng  dōu jì jì 
[03:06.120] wèi hé zuò dào  hán yàng yàng  bī xǐ dǐ  biān gè zhì
[03:09.790] dào wǒ qù kǎo nǐ  nǐ shì shì  chàng chàng zhè shǒu gē
[03:13.340] hán yàng hán yàng  nǐ huì nǐ huì nǐ huì  hǎo qīng chǔ
[03:16.930] diǎn jiě de diǎn gù
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